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What I've learned from the Gaming Discussion.
If your a console gamer, you suck and everybody hates you.
If you like Final Fantasy, and have never played a Shin Megami Tensei game, go kill yourself.
Or if you play ANY JRPG's at all, you are a lowlife fat weeabo that needs to become a deceased person right this instant.
If a game is easy, it sucks major a**, no exceptions.
If it's popular, then it sucks major d**k, no exceptions.
Memes are a bad influence of the internet.
Graphics and mod support are all that matters in a game, who cares about gameplay? No game is complete without ultra realistic graphics, and nude mods.
AGH! Controllers!! The worst way to play a video game! Only a mouse & keyboard are acceptable!!!
ALL Americans are stupid and morbidly obese, Europeans, Australians, and Asians get the most respect, because they aren't what the internet thinks ALL Americans are (either that, or the internet is full of stereotypical terrorists shouting "DEATH TO AMERICA" every five seconds.)
Nintendo is an unholy seed of the gaming industry, because they keep rereleasing the same Mario and Zelda games over and over again, and their systems have outdated graphic capabilities. No human being should be allowed to even like Nintendo IN THE SLIGHTEST.
All games should be purchased digitally through Steam, because disks and cartridges are for losers.
All games should be competitive and/or extremely hard to be good.
Casual gamers should be wiped off the face of the universe NOW!
Steam is the greatest thing in this WHOLE ENTIRE DIMENSION, because of the game sales and stuff.
Katawa Shoujo is the greatest game ever, and so is every PC game with mod support, hence the reason why the PC versions of Skyrim and Minecraft are favored more, because both of those games without mods would bore anyone just after FIVE MINUTES, I mean, come on, who doesn't want to play a game with a (unofficial) feature to make women randomly butt naked?
Speaking of which, all H-Games are amazing too... For "the story" I was told. pfft, yeah right.
Your grammar must be perfect, if your grammar is just 1% bad, your gonna die.
Liking Lucario instantly makes you a furry regardless if you admit your not a furry (also learned from the Pokeforum.)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the shittiest game ever, while Melee blows it out of the water, all because it has Mewtwo instead of the furry bait that is Lucario it's more competitive.
Furries and Bronies are the scum of the internet.
All people under the age of 21 should be escorted out of life for all eternity, because anyone under that age is considered a "kid" and everyone in the VGD hates kids.
Making a discussion-less/low content thread turns you into target practice.
Games For Windows LIVE is actually Games For Windows EVIL!
>If you greentext, something unrealistically violent should happen to you immediately.
If you use memes, your a 4Chan/Reddit/9Gag user, even if you've never been to those sites once in your life.
Game Grumps are just as bad, if not, worse than PewDiePie.
I'm a horrible person, because my opinions are different.
My, have I learned so much.
 dumb lucario · Mon Oct 01, 2012 @ 04:34pm · 0 Comments |
