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Guide To A Happy Tanya
(as will be dictated to my boyfriend.)
1. Do not tell me about your ex's. I do not want to hear how good in bed they were nor how hott they were.
2. I love it when you tell me you love me. Especially if it's out of no where. Telling me you love me when we get off the phone is nice, but hearing it "Just because" makes me feel special.
3. If I am in a bad mood, do not act like a pervert or get focused on sex. That will not make me happy and get you in trouble.
4. If something is bothering me and I mention it, that usually means that I want to talk about it. And I don't like being interrupted every few minutes to hear some new joke.
5. I don't like feeling like a whore. Don't tell me about how much you like the sex I give you, how much you love me and want to be and live with me and marry me but don't want to DATE me. Please just leave that last part out. It ruins everything.
6. I know that you enjoy a challenge, but when the challenge involves one of my best friends that I know you had a thing with (or my GIRLFRIEND for that matter) I will not be very happy and so you will have another challenge on your hands.
7. I love to feel special and I love it when you feel special which is why I try to make you feel special as much as possible. Let me know when I make you feel special and make me feel special.
8. If you ask me if something is wrong and I say "no" or "nothing's wrong" in an exhasperated tone, that usually means that either you should already know what is wrong or that you need to figure it out on your own.
9. On that same note, if I sound fine when I say "no" or "nothing is wrong", then either you can trust it or I don't want you to know.
10. I love kisses. Kissing me makes me feel special, loved, and like you want to be with me. Do it often.
11. Gifts are nice, but I want you to spend your money on yourself. Please don't spend it on me!!!!
12. You think that your vagueness is cute, but it drives me CRAZY....in a BAD way!!!! Stop being vague and please, just tell me.
13. If you think that you have been through more than I have, get your head out of your a** and think again. There is a good chance we have been through equal amounts of bad stuff and I for one do not want to have to re-open old wounds to clarify that. Just leave it at "We've both been through a lot."
14. If you torture me and tease me, please allow me to do it back. It's only fair and gives me a sense of satisfaction that I can do it back.
15. Understand that I have issues with doing/saying certain things. If I tell you that I can't do or say something but don't say why, that usually means that it's a part of my past that I can't share quite yet....but I will when I'm ready.
16. Do NOT make plans with me, that you KNOW I am looking foreward to....and then just change them. It pisses me off and makes me really sad. Especially when it's something you promised and you KNOW I need at the moment. It's rude, and REALLY unappreciated. stare
17. Don't be so goddamned oblivious. If I sound upset at getting off the phone with you when I've been trying to talk to you only to get ignored by a freakin game, that usually means I really NEEDED to talk to you!!! And when you don't call me the next day....it usually hurts me and makes me feel like you don't have the time for me. Please, at least take the time to sign on for 2 seconds to send me an IM saying "Sorry, can't talk today. I love you." Just adknowledge me, that's all I ask.
18. If it's a special day for our relationship (and both adknowledge this special day), a "Happy _________" is always appreciated. I don't mind reminding you about it (Hell, I'm just a**l about time.) but my reminding you does NOT mean that you saying it still wouldn't be appreciated. It makes me feel like you're unhappy to be with me when you do that. sad
Will post more as it comes!!!
 TanyaDawn · Wed May 24, 2006 @ 12:45am · 4 Comments |
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