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The other day, when I was at the mall with my best friend Alex, I came to a conclusion about something:
I am a b***h.
We were in F.Y.E, looking through the CDs, and I was telling him about this one girl I know who's an enormous, sloppy v****a. She's obese, and I said that she was undoubtably the result of a train carrying 21 tons of ham colliding with another train carrying 33 tons of fat from a liposuction clinic, the wreckage of which was sprayed down with baby oil and butter, and after the sky turned black and the streets ran a sickening green-orange with Mountain Dew and Cheetos, this girl was the hideous Antichrist emerging from the debris.
He laughed, and called me a b***h. I agree verily.
I have to go. I'm seeing the Omen, so I'm off to make fun of more people, now that I've come to terms with my assholery. Later.
EDIT:
The Omen was ******** amazing. The original is one of my favorite movies of all time, so I was a little skeptical, but that movie was like one long horrorgasm and you should all go see it right now.
Alright, so back on topic here. What Alex said got me to thinking about how much I make fun of other people, and the a*****e-ish things I do, and how my entertainment generally revolves around mocking people and things that I don't like. For an example you don't have to know me personally to attest to, look at my signature. I made it just so I could piss off otakus. And my Rent journal entry? How much of it is about Rent, and how much of it is about how much I hate teenybopper Rent fans? They're proportional. s**t, man.
Also, I was thinking about selling one of my accounts (for a different site that may or may not end in 'pets') on eBay, just so I could somehow make a profit off of other people's dumbassery. If that's not being an a*****e, I don't know what is. But if you don't think it would sell (it wouldn't, if I wasn't sneaky about it -- this particular site is slap-happy with lawsuits), go to eBay.com and type in 'gaiaonline'. Tell me how much those little 'free gift' donation items are going for. 300 ******** dollars for pixels. What kind of pathetic, spooge-brained ******** would shell over $300 of real money for an item on a free forum site? The kind of pathetic, spooge-brained ******** I want to take advantage of, that's who. Anyone want an account with 3 million NP in it? =D
This rant is getting stupider by the second so I'm going to stop. Go see the Omen. I love you all. Goodnight.
Zwei Dunkel Jungen · Fri Jun 09, 2006 @ 11:46pm · 0 Comments |
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