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People and Entities Who Need to be Shot into the Sun UPDATE |
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Now with 100% more bitterness! =D
10. Fandom Nazis
"I hate it when people write fanfiction about (character) and (character). They sooo aren't together in the series. I can't believe that people actually think they're a couple, that's disgusting! They need to learn more about the deep inner workings of both characters before writing PWP smut about them, as it wounds my fragile ego to think that someone may be getting a different idea out of my fandom."
Chill out. If you don't like fanfiction with (blah) and (blah) together doing the horizontal mambo, then.. don't read it. Most of the time, yes, everyone knows that the aforementioned couple getting angsted over aren't actually together in a series... that's why it's called fanfiction, not 'completely accurate, 100% canon-approved'-fiction. Common sense, kids.
9. Ann Coulter
Yes, we know you hate liberals. Yes, we know you enjoy generalizing an enormous group of people into one label and talking about them as if they were one person. Yes, we know you used to be a man. Mission accomplished, now STFU.
8. Everyone who bitched incessantly about the new layout
If you don't like it, by all means, let your opinion be known, but for the love of Raptor Jesus, move on already. If you hate it that much that it's all you talk about, just leave.
7. The Church of Scientology
Scientology is by far the biggest piece of pseudo-religious bullshit in the history of the world. I feel nothing but sympathy to everyone who's been sucked into their little money-grubbing cult... except for Tom Cruise. See below.
6. Tom Phelps of godhatesfags.com
One of the verses he uses to justify his hatred of gay people is the famous John 3:16:
"And God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son to die for us, that whoever believes in him will not perish but shall have eternal life."
He says that this means that God only loves a certain group of people, and that homosexuality is a way to indicate if you don't belong to that group.
I donno about you guys, but I don't get "ARRGH JESUS HATES BUTTSEX" out of "God loves everybody and sent his kid to die on the cross as proof". Am I missing something here, or is Fred Phelps just ******** batshit insane?
5. Everyone involved with godhatesfags.com, come to think of it
Yeah, ******** you lot, too.
4. Fred-chan of MegaTokyo
Ruined MegaTokyo by firing Largo, thus ensuring that nothing funny would ever come out of that steaming pile of Wapanese crap. Drew porn and lied about it, tried to cover it up, and when this was unsuccessful, tried to play the victim of a cruel prank to induce sympathy. This makes me sad because I used to be a huge fan of MT.. I could forgive how badly drawn it was just because it was so funny and engaging. Then Largo got fired, the plot got shot to Hell and soaked in angst, and the rest is history.
3. Carlos Mencia
A rundown of every Carlos Mencia joke ever told:
A. Why did the chicken cross the road?
B. LOL BEANERS
2. Tom Cruise
If you know so much about psychiatry, Tom, why didn't you use your infinite knowledge on the subject to AVOID GETTING INVOLVED IN A CULT? Oh, that's right. Because you're an asshat. Next.
1. Wapanese kids/Hardcore Otaku/Weeaboos
INSERTING RANDOM JAPANESE WORDS YOU LEARNED ON NARUTO THE NIGHT BEFORE INTO ENGLISH SENTANCES DOES NOT IMPRESS ANYBODY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A ******** RETARD.
I'd also like to mention that these kinds of people would get laughed at in Japan, not accepted and embraced. Either learn the damn language, or stop using words like 'kawaii', 'baka' and '-chan' in everyday conversation. Also, Japan is just another country, you guys. I personally would love to go there, but I'm grounded enough to know that there is a lot of racism and problems with sexual harrassment there. It's not a giant mass of strawberry Pocky and Hello Kitty outlets, you fagbuckets, it's just another country with its ups and downs like any other. Stop making it out to be some kind of utopia, where foreigners are adored as demi-gods and Sailor Moon leaps out to glomp you the second you step off of the plane. Idiots.
 Zwei Dunkel Jungen · Thu Jul 06, 2006 @ 01:23am · 3 Comments |
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