Augh! I've got too many thoughts. They must escape! I've thought maybe if I got a hole in my head, like ancient peoples did, the thoughts would come out of there instead of out my mouth. Like my Naruto drama, starring the cast of Naruto.
(SASUKE enters from stage left)
SASUKE: Oh, hi there. I'm Sasuke. I'd love to chat, but I've got a customer!
(Arms pull SASUKE offstage. Moans and make-out noises are heard)
(SAKURA runs onstage)
SAKURA: Get away from me Naruto!! I hate you!!
(SAKURA runs across stage and off stage left. Crashing noises are heard.)
SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke....
(NINJA CENTERFOLD GIRL is shoved onstage. She morphs back into NARUTO. NARUTO looks at audience)
NARUTO: What? It may be disgusting, but it's the only way I can get my hands on that hot body of his.
(AUDIENCE MEMBER calls out)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Wait a minute! If you were backstage with Sasuke, who was that chasing Sakura?
NARUTO: That's for me to know, and you to find out! *wink*
See? Immature and disgusting. DO NOT press that "Submit" button, Aimee. DO NOT.
View User's Journal
Dusty Bloodstained Notebook
I hardly ever use this, and it's mostly for my own record keeping/image linking. I don't really expect you to read this, but if you do.... beware XD
 |
Felidae Labyrinthine
Community Member |
questing gray body dye, donations of white/black ink APPRECIATED~
{108;12}/250
~<3
{108;12}/250
~<3