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Hey I thought of a stupid story to tell you that makes no sense. O.K here it goes.....um...oh yeah once there was a pink moose named Magellan(he's actually my imaginary moose) was walking through the woods and he saw me with a twinky. He decided to steal that twinky from me and run off with it. So I got pissed and called upon my skittles of the rainbow to go get it back. Well they beat the crap out of poor Magellan and got my twinky back, but on the way back to me they got hungry and ate it right so I got pissed off at the skittles then and ate them. And then I was all like"Great now I got to get a new twinky and some more skittles." I was pissed and then I was like" I think I'm gonna go have a beating with that moose cause he owes me a twinky and now some more skittles. I found the moose in the mystical blue forest and tried to get him to get me a new twinky and skittles and he got pissed and said he wasn't responsible for that and wound up taking me to court for harrassment(from my skittles of the rainbow). Well after it was all said and done the judge had sided with him(Stupid Blue penguin judge) and I came out having to pay the moose $5,000 bucks for the harrassment my skittles caused. What a bust. I didn't get another twinky or more skittles and I had to pay a fine. So I left the courthouse pissed as ever and I saw the moose so I took the shotgun from one of the hobos outside and shot him. Then I ran like hell, right across a street and was hit by a bus and died. Moral of this story, look both ways before you cross the street or something like that. I hope you enjoyed my story that made no sense.