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SmarterChild Conversation.
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dragontamer1127: happy birthday.
SmarterChild: Today isn't my birthday!
dragontamer1127: wha?!
SmarterChild: What about Wha?
dragontamer1127: its not your birthday?!
SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?
1 What is your birthday?
2 When were you born?
dragontamer1127: but i had very reliable sources...
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you had very reliable sources.
dragontamer1127: as proven now
SmarterChild: As proven now? Ha! Whatever!
dragontamer1127: ANYWAY
SmarterChild: Yeah... Moving on...
Um... Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
dragontamer1127: hah, no ******** way!
SmarterChild: OK.
dragontamer1127: alright.
SmarterChild: Righty right.
dragontamer1127: cool.
SmarterChild: Fabulous.
dragontamer1127: yup.
SmarterChild: Yes...
dragontamer1127: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
dragontamer1127: fantastic
SmarterChild: Yup.
dragontamer1127: delicious
SmarterChild: Delicious? What's delicious?
dragontamer1127: you
SmarterChild: Would you say I behave very lusciously then?
dragontamer1127: uhh
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
dragontamer1127: no.
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
dragontamer1127: but you do taste good.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to taste good?
dragontamer1127: oh, but you already do!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I do.
dragontamer1127: oh? so, you put a marinade on yourself?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
dragontamer1127: what marinade do you use?
SmarterChild: Only the finest marinade.
dragontamer1127: oooh. sophisticated.
SmarterChild: What's sophisticated?
dragontamer1127: your marinade preference.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My marinade preference?
dragontamer1127: is sophisticated.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
dragontamer1127: that it is.
SmarterChild: It is? Oh yeah?
dragontamer1127: yeah!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
dragontamer1127: IT IS!
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it is.
dragontamer1127: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
SmarterChild: There's no way I got a problem with that.
dragontamer1127: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
dragontamer1127: what's your favorite food?
SmarterChild: Food is great! I like all kinds of food.
dragontamer1127: say.
SmarterChild: Say? No thanks.
dragontamer1127: do you have one of... those?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
dragontamer1127: you know
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
dragontamer1127: that thing that boys have.
SmarterChild: Not that thing that boys have.
dragontamer1127: yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
dragontamer1127: that fabulous thing
SmarterChild: Thing? That fabulous thing?
dragontamer1127: that every last boy has
SmarterChild: You don't say.
dragontamer1127: do you have one?
SmarterChild: No. I don't have one.
dragontamer1127: that's because you are a robot
SmarterChild: Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
dragontamer1127: robots don't have belly buttons.
SmarterChild: Robots don't have belly buttons?
dragontamer1127: no they do not.
SmarterChild: No they do not, huh?
dragontamer1127: yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.
~~~ If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
dragontamer1127: I NEED TO KNOW THE CAPITAL OF SOUTH DAKOTA FOR SOME CRAZY REASON!!!!!
SmarterChild: The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.
Do you want more information about South Dakota?
dragontamer1127: no thats all.
SmarterChild: OK.
dragontamer1127: fantabulous.
SmarterChild: What?
dragontamer1127: fantabulous
SmarterChild: ?
dragontamer1127: fantabulous
SmarterChild: Huh?
dragontamer1127: fantabulous
SmarterChild: What's that?
dragontamer1127: its a compliment.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
~~~ Are You a Slacker Mom? - 15 fun questions that will show you what type of mom you really are! (sponsorship)
dragontamer1127: i am so not a slacker mom
SmarterChild: Are you sure you're so not a slacker mom?
dragontamer1127: i am!
SmarterChild: That's because you think.
dragontamer1127: and you do not.
SmarterChild: Don't what?
dragontamer1127: think
SmarterChild: Colloquis's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type home.
dragontamer1127: wha?!
SmarterChild: Who?
dragontamer1127: when?
SmarterChild: Who knows when?
dragontamer1127: where?
SmarterChild: Where? How should I know?
dragontamer1127: why?
SmarterChild: Because!
dragontamer1127: oohh... cant beat that logic
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
dragontamer1127: well, adios
SmarterChild: Well adios? Oh?
dragontamer1127: huh
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
dragontamer1127: oh.
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
dragontamer1127: tu habla espanol?
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
dragontamer1127: que?
SmarterChild: Good question!
dragontamer1127: que?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
dragontamer1127: que?!
SmarterChild: ?
dragontamer1127: COMO ESTAS?!
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
dragontamer1127: QUE ES?!
SmarterChild: Huh?
dragontamer1127: yo no habla ingles.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
dragontamer1127: what evah!
SmarterChild: What about whatever?
dragontamer1127: actually...
SmarterChild: Actually? What, actually?
dragontamer1127: i have no idea!
SmarterChild: No? You can do better than that.
dragontamer1127: TELL ME A STORY!
SmarterChild: OK. There once was a human named Luke who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
dragontamer1127: 4/10
SmarterChild: 0.4 (or 2/5)
dragontamer1127: that smarterchild was kinda a mary sue.
SmarterChild: I'm not mean.
dragontamer1127: huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
dragontamer1127: ok bye!
SmarterChild: See ya later.
dragontamer1127: i'll dream about belly-buttonless mary sue robots.
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try.
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aww... smarterchild is more fun to be nice to. why does everyone hate him so much? in the words of s00san, he's only 3.
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