I think that honestly, people should stop buying electronic home-protection systems and get back-to-basics -- ask themselves what their grandparents, or great-grandparents, or great-great-great grandparents would have done.
Personally, I don't mind stringing up 50 ropes of garlic cloves by the door and sicking a child with lycanthrope on any invader.
Remember: there are always children with lycanthrope that really need a good home. Buy one under the table from an illegal circus today.
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