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Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:37am

	*titters* MissTaliszanna See this? This sism me not wearing a bra. Okay, i lies. I am wearing a bra. A BRA OF DEAD WOMEN. So I have a sick mind. Hee-hee...

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:29am

	Chunkosophy: CHUNK6: It is much more flexible (and clean) than the "F-word". For example, one can use "CHUNK" as an adjective, as a verb, as an exclamation, or as a thought place-holder1 -- such as "um", (or the Japanese version, "eh to" wink . It can also be used as a noun replacement, however, "CHUNK" absolutely must not EVER be used to replace a proper noun or a pronoun. It is not that "chunk" could not be used that way2, it is simply that it must not ever be used in such a manner. It would be "achunkistic"3 you see. This can be confusing where one would plan to confer the sentence "I'm gettin' the heck outta Dodge." It would be phrased, properly within CHUNK, as "I'm gettin' the heck outta CHUNK"4. What the individual is actually doing, in this case, is describing the place, but not replacing it's name. Personally: CHUNK! My name is Jessie. A pleasure5 to make your chunkquaintance! n_n) ----------------- Footnotes: 1. PINATA! 2. pie! 3. That meaning to be contrary to all that the CHUNK philosophy and movement represents 4. Actually, the proper sentence here would be, "I'm chunking the chunk out of chunk," (though you see now how application of the CHUNK philosophy can become complex, and begin to fail at conveying any idea at all). 5. CRASH BANDICOOT! 6. Gentlemen! (FNORD!!!!!!24)

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:26am

	Sometimes I really do consider changing my name to Horatio. Because we need a strong lesbian role model named Horatio.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:21am

	I always enjoy stapling my skirts to things! I go to outdoor restaurants, eat, pay, then staple my skirt to a chair seat-- or decide to go up to some other people and say "hi" while I staple my skirt to a pyramidal cedar! Then I pretend to get scared and start running away! ... And, of course, that is very difficult, but I don't give up!! . . . No one respects a coward.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:17am

	NOTE: So long as you don't start thinking that your computer speakers are in your cat's stomach, things are okay.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:15am

	WHEE! - Tali (imitating a police officer to Kosai, who had to empty himself in public): "Put that away, son, or I'll grab your arms and turn you into a sprinkler system!" - Tali's husband: "Have you ever seen one person link arms with another, and then spin him about?" - Tali: "Well, in Hungarian dance you can get many people together and do it. We do that lots! ... Mind you, we're not peeing at the same time." - husband: "Well... *L* -not that you're telling me, anyways!" - Tali: *laughs* - husband: "Those Hungarians are pretty wacky!"

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:13am

	From May 1st, 2006 //(1:11 a.m.) MissTaliszanna When you wish upon a star... you DIE!! ------ MooMeansYes: Je-Jessay? neutral MissTaliszanna: Mm-hmm? ninja MooMeansYes: I am suffering from a lack- a hug-deficiencyyyy. cry MissTaliszanna: Aw-w! surprised MooMeansYes: I'm SOOOO lonely! neutral MissTaliszanna: Aw-w-w! sad MooMeansYes: I am withering away - slowly - from having no Jessie to huuuug! crying MissTaliszanna: sad sad Aww... What do you want me to say at your funeral? MooMeansYes: :gAsP!: surprised eek MissTaliszanna: twisted MooMeansYes: *laughs* MooMeansYes: That you could have saved me, but you were too busy playing a stupid COMPUTER GAME!!! MissTaliszanna: xd ::sigh::

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:04am

	Buy one TODAY! I think that honestly, people should stop buying electronic home-protection systems and get back-to-basics -- ask themselves what their grandparents, or great-grandparents, or great-great-great grandparents would have done. Personally, I don't mind stringing up 50 ropes of garlic cloves by the door and sicking a child with lycanthrope on any invader. Remember: there are always children with lycanthrope that really need a good home. Buy one under the table from an illegal circus today.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:03am

	"The cheese of GODs!" Taliszanna to Jasop_Buttement TRY BY NOT TRYING- OH , HELLO MRS.DONKERVOOT, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL HAT? I'VE SLATHERED IT IN OLIVE DIP, IT SHOULD TASTE ALRIGHT NOW! And sprain me with catapulted cheese! SuperFoam cheese! The cheese of GODs! There is no excuse for this. Since when do those wild old grannies not inspire gargantuan space apes to burst into existance, carrying daikon spears and pineapple bombs? We will blow you up! We will blow you up- Stairs always make me nervous! Especially when they wind higher and higher and- "Hi," she said, attacking the non-existant ants that crawled all over her face, "Have you seen my glasses? They're cracked out, just like me-" ~MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MIIIIIIIIIII!~ jUST scandelous, sir. You've got the maggot-squeam in the undercarriage of a dragon fiesta. The eggs are cracking! RUN FOR YORU LVIES, keke! and then she "a-sploded".

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 08:00am

	Remember, folks: Moo Means Yes The amazing race was not so much about bows as it was about the fight to save those cows from Sad Cow Disease. Little did they know, but it was actually a disease of the mind, rather than the brain, or the ephemeral. How could a tiny reality show save these poor cows, disguised as humans, from this horrible fate, but to send them to Exile Island rather than the false destination of the plane set aside for the few...

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:58am

	PRIDE My favourite punk-Hungarian artist is SCABIES. There was, for a while, some dissonance among fans as to how to pronounce that ("Sh*ts-a-biash", perhaps?), but those of us from North America simply sat back and laughed. "Oh, you homeland Hungarians! These fine musicians have truly played a good one on you!" Then the band started to play... and we had no idea what they were saying. Until they got to the chorus that is. I / I eat paprika / I eat paprika and drink beer / and f***! I / I love paprika / It gives me energy / so I can f*** you up! A true romance song for the ages. Grab your honey and all the paprika you can get, folks. *chortle* Oh those darned kids... what WILL they come up with next? AHAHAHAAA!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:54am

	Port de Gambino sure is trashy... and seedy, lately. I feel bad for this, but when I read "Fernanda de Utrera", I am reminded of later episodes of original Sailor Moon. There was always something about Sailor Star Healer, the way she cried "Gentle Uterus" and disturbed all us Westerners quite thoroughly and properly. I will never, ever forget her mystery... Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:49am

	SAUUUUUUUSAGE -"Why, thank you, son! These sausages are FINE!" -"I know. I stuffed them myself! But just one question, father." -"What's that, son?" -"What kind of plastic do they make weiner skins from?" mrgreen What a fun and touching moment!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:47am

	Big / Bu-uckin' CHICKEN / You are big / And you are... / Chicken Big / Bu-uckin' CHICKEN / Big... (big chicken...) In the future, if GAIA makes another cat plushie, I hope for an orange tabby-- an orange tabby with a BIG BUCKIN' TABBY mode! You can make her HUGE. She will dominate 1/4 of your house--just like real cats! She will be bizarre and wonderful. Big / Bu-uckin'... TABBY / You are big... and you are / TABBY! Big / Bu-uckin'... TABBY / Big... buckin' tabby... 'Kay, well anyways, enough of that. I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF OVER INTO A FISH SO THAT I CAN NOT ONLY SMELL FISH OIL ALL DAY LONG, BUT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE I HAVE A REASON! Oh, those were days. Working in a small factory without air-conditioning, on a bottle line, and sometimes knee-high in spilled fish-oil. Those were certainly the days...

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:44am

	POCKY ZOMBIES What if they made habanero Pocky? That might actually chase teh zomb0rz aaway! ANATA WASHIMA NA PO-CKY! ////// A poncho made of TROUT?!!??????

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:38am

	I'm really not a fan of The Simpsons, but... this quote: 1: "I never pulled a Buddha so heavy!" 2: "Let's cut him in chunks, and worship the chunks!" ...totally kicks donkey.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:27am

	Luau, baby, luau. I think Canada should start bombing enemy nations with pineapples. No one will expect it and it will hurt like a sonofab***h. But in order to do that, we'd have to take over Hawai'i... I think living in Hawai'i from now on sounds great!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:25am

	Norfolk and Halifax are going to become "sister cities"... I wonder if they'll dress alike. MooMeansYes says, "Well, Norfolk's a little portly..."

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:24am

	Sometimes.... ...doesn't "burrito" sound like "government placation of the impoverished aboriginal peoples?"

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:23am

	Those are mah grrrrrrls. Look, I will find these elusive tattooed nuns, and then you will SEE. They - exist. I know. I saw one in National Geographic. I saw another on t.v. Just think of them as albino crows: rare, but not impossible.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:21am

	SHAAAAAWK What if all those supposed shark sightings were actually just regular fish with gag tricks tied to their backs, trying to freak us out? What, it could happen.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:19am

	When I was a little girl... ...they told me not to be sad for the sharks, because they all go to Heaven. NOW I HAVE PROOF!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:17am

	MY EYES! -- OH GOD, IT'S BURNING MY EYES! And now, to introduce... the tackiest collection of home decor items you will ever, ever see.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:16am

	What if it was "the clam before the storm" instead? A flurry of clams would hurtle through the air, knocking people unconscious (making it easy for the tornadoes to get us). Yes, I did recently watch Twister again. I thought their portrayal of the nature of tornados was really revealing and true-to-life. Especially the part about tornados being evil. AND sentient. I felt bad for the tornados. Nobody understands.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:15am

	Holy carp.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:08am

	::((((((( Aw-w-w! Ba-a-a-a-b-b-b-bbbb-y-yyyyyyy! But actually, that IS very sad. :C

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:07am

	Also: ...I wish I was Damien Hirst. Then I could go around appointing ridiculously long titles such as "The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living" to any old object I saw. Who are you, Damien Hirst, just who are you that you can do this thing? I'm telling Magnum P.I. on you.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:06am

	I don't know about you... ...but oarfish always look like their name should be Orris, instead of Ben.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 07:05am

	Daddy, would you like some pompkin? How would you carve a shark pattern into a stuffed plush pumpkin?

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:55am

	Existential angst. I've decided my name should be Lou-lou. Lulu. Looloo. Maybe I'll stick to Tali.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:52am

	FNORK! Wow, some people have really bad luck...

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:51am

	Yase. Sometimes, when people I know complain about their life, I just say to them: "Hey, at least you can say that you've never been part of an INBRED REDNECK ALIEN ABDUCTION project!" That always gets them thinking.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:50am

	Something like a phenomenonnonnn? Sometimes I wonder what a salad made of flowers would taste like... Then I realise that it would taste like a**, because cats lick their backends, and my cat's been eating those flowers over there when I haven't been looking, and I'm sure I would use those. After all, they're roses and crocus. WOT COUDL BE BETTAR! domokun domokun domokun cheese_whine

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:49am

	HAHAHAAAAADHETRRKM When someone says to you, "I feel like a creepy old man," do you ever stop and say, "Well, maybe that's because you are just old?" You should.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:48am

	oof I graduated on Friday from business college. I'm so glad to have that baby out! (fnord!) My back was starting to really kill me...

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:47am

	WHERE IS YORU MATOURNAL INSTINCT Some people. You know, I just can't believe that anyone would embarress their inner-child like that.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:46am

	Ho-Chunk If my people owned a reserve, and I was allowed to name it, I think that I'd name it Ho-Chunk too. Or maybe Holy Chunk. Or Whoa Chunk. -->Casino Blues.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:45am

	Do you guys remember that kid named Chunk from The Goonies? Well, I think I just found his Livejouranal. No, I'm serious. emo

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:44am

	Thsoes bastards... Aw-well, now, this is just starting to creep me out a little. Methinks there be too many dogs named CHUNK... more dogs than one woman might ever have thought... of... or wait, take off the "of", I don't know if it just sounds awkward with that now or not. CHUNK ANOTHER CHUNK Thsoes bastards... Now what am I going to name my first-born son?

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:43am

	Cadbury That's ridiculous! Obviously, Cadbury is not .m a g i c a l .! Cadbury cannot make milk suspend in the air. Why would they say such a thing? How could they do this, after all these years? CADBURY, YOU ARE A DISHONEST COMPANY. HOW DARE YOU LIE9 TO THE PUBLIC! I REVOKE YOUR INVITATION TO THE WEDDING... I'M KEEPING THE KIDS.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:39am

	Do you ever wish ... Do you ever wish that you could magically divide yourself, so that one copy of you could work on one paper, the other could go to rehearsal, while another looked into jobs, and still others could do all the crap thrown your way in the last few weeks of semester? Well, I do. Forget one Elspeth. I need a whole damn Agent-Smith-style army. /////// too tired heh the frat up the street from me is having a party

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:37am

	I'm great with toddlers Hey everyone! My name is ♥-�cHuNk,.��**��.�.��**�- �Chunk� and I was adopted from a KY shelter when I was a puppy. I thought I had a great home and gave my family lots of love. However, they ended up bringing me back to the shelter. They got busy and had to leave me alone in the house for really long periods of time. That was hard for me. You see I adore people and really want to be around them. The family praised my personality and good manners, but their time for me was too limited. So here I am back at the shelter looking for a home again. I am about 2 yrs old (as of 5/30) and am a Labrador/Terrier mix. My Mom was a tiny thing, but I grew to be a medium sized dog. I am VERY people-focused and I'm great with toddlers because I'm easy-going and do not jump up. love belly rubs! I am laidback and calm. I am not a high-energy type of dog. I am happy just being by your side or enjoy playing or strolling with my humans. I get along with just about anything else - cats, dogs and even horses. I love kids and will be super with them. Do you think you might be able to give me a chance? At least come meet me, and see that I am a super dog and deserve a forever home! Personally, i read that and felt dirty.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:36am

	And to answer your earlier question, sirrah: NO, I don't think I woudl like to be called a Brown Conglomerate Rough Chunk. What? What are you talkinng about? Well this is all news to me. Why didn't you ever tell me you were a goat at birth? Aren;'t they adorable.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:34am

	Dolls, k I remember being a chidl and thigniking that my dollsl would have made much better people than humans ever could. Those dolls borke my heart. BORKBORKBORK!!!

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:33am

	Have you ever thoguth... Have you ever thoguth that maybe when you get a carton of milk and it's skim milk, they should hav ejust been honest and said they fnord cut it with cocaine? I knwow I often think that.

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:32am

	CHUNK!!! Sausage Happy Time! I was just slicignn aup some cheese, and I thoguth to myselkf: "You know wot woudl be so good right now? A WHOLE LOT OF ONOINS- 9I MEAN OLIVES!!" So I opened a can of SUPER COLLOASSAL ONIO- OLIVES, and went massiv ewith my SUPER COLLOASLAL DOLIVE SLAYERR-knife, and damn that b***h was good with salsa. But when isn't she?

Posted by: ^v^_Valentine_^v^ Tue Aug 15, 2006 @ 06:31am

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