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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the mouse,
The gift where nestled under the tree,
Waiting for the children to open then with glee,
But one little box began to shivered and shake,
If fell on its side and out popped little Snake.
“Alright now fatty..” the young boy sneered,
“This is what you get for giving coal last year.”
So little snake worked and toiled,
So Santa’s night would truly be foiled.
The little Snake sat and began to wait,
For Santa to come so he could seal his fate.
Hours fell quickly like the pure white snow,
As snake sat and waited for his quarry to show.
He waited and waited and was about to give up,
When something on the roof went BUMP!
Snake ran to the window and sprang on the blinds,
In parted the blinds to see what he’d find.
And there in all of its glory,
Was Santa, His slay and all of his quarry.
“Hahahaha!” the little snaked laughed.
“This year fat man, we see who has the last laugh.”
And so Snake waited for Santa to come,
He waited and waited for a sign…just some.
But his fireplace was quiet and the wood still aflame,
There was no sign of Santa so snake cried “That fat shits so lame!!”
He kicked his box from which he just hid,
He broke to the ground and cried like his sister did.
“What’s wrong my little friend?” said a deep voice from behind.
Snake turned his head and did dent believe what he’d find.
There was Santa behind him in all his red glory,
The large man knelt and said “I know what happened last year and for it im sorry.”
“I mixed up your gifts with an evil young boy…”
“…You got his coal while he got your toy.”
“I’ve made it all right now but I need you to sleep…”
“…I don’t like kids who get up to peek.”
Snake nodded as Santa picked him up,
When Snake heard the Sorry; it was more then enough.
Santa dropped Snake on his soft little bed,
Snake yawned as he rested his head.
Snake soon dozed off into a deep sleep,
As Santa went on to finish his amazing feats.
The next morning Snake awoke,
He ran to his presents and started to hope.
“I wonder what Santa brought me this year!”
Said snake as he started to cheer.
Snake opened his gifts to see something strange…
“Eye liner? A straightener? Shampoo? THIS IS SO LAME!!!!”
Snake bellowed and snarled as he kicked his new gifts,
He began to snarl and almost threw a fit.
There was a knock at his door and the doorbell rang,
Snake answered the door and opened it with a BANG.
There in the door stood a boy with blonde hair.
“Hello snake, Its Radien. Is anyone in there?”
Raiden held a box which was green and black,
It held a dozens of pieces and nick-nacks.
“I think it’s a gun and I think is yours.” Raiden said with a pout.
“SANTA! YOU ******** MY YEAR UP AGAIN!” Snake said with a shout.