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Diary of a Broken Home
So, I've decided to make a journal, where I guess I'll 'vent' out all of my thoughts, whether in poem, lyrical, or just speech form. Do you have to read it? No. Completely up to you. I really don't care.
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Okay, since I'm a cool person like I am, I suppose I shall tell you all about my favorite little species: Imps.

Yes, imps. Have a problem with it, or with them, or imparticular, my favorite little imp, I will beat the living s**t out of you.

That being said, here is a documentary I have taken the time to write about these little fellows:

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Imps

Imps are mainly noted for their great creativity, being able to make a story, or give a background to nearly anything.

Contrary to what people have said, or think, imps are truly not 'little', 'small', or 'short'. They are actually taller in size than that of the Journal Elves, but just about the same in weight.

Music is a passion of imps, and they tend to know more bands than that of other species, but mostly in the area of punk, and/or rock.

Imps although, tend to be stubborn, and impatient, but if you know the imp, then you should know this already, and be quite fine with this part of them, seeing as truly it causes no problems, and really is not annoying.

Imps, although, tend to think very highly of themselves, thinking they are much greater than others in many areas. (Example: Video Games.)

They can also enjoy picking up bugs, and giving them a proper burial for the bugs who are dead when found.

The male imp's favorite pass time is known to be the watching of females, of any species in their natural habitat. Mostly this is done, when one female is at another females home, and they enjoy dancing, jumping around, and random stripping of clothing. The imps also enjoy the random searching the females do, as they look for items to decorate themselves, such as pens.

Little is known of the female imps, and most are believed to be in hiding seeing as they are believed to be of a more odd shaped figure, and this makes the females overly self conscience.

The male imps though, are known to be better looking. Definately the opposite of what is to be believed the female imp. The males even know of their dashing looks, decorating there hands with sayings such as "Too Cute".

For some it may be hard to locate one of these imps, for the stay mostly in the middle of no where.

It is also to be believed that these imps, and Journal Elves actually get along quite well, dispite there moments of bragging of their greatness at many things, and challenging the other species. Even though the distance, the two species find ways to communicate.

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Yes, that is the documentary of imps I have wrote myself. Much information there, yet still so much more there is that I have no said, or is yet to learn.


Bijyo <3






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commentCommented on: Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 11:40pm
I feel exposed. xp

Imps don't "THINK" we are better than everyone. We "KNOW" we are better than everyone. rofl

A discovery has been made upon the theory of theories. And I feel there are area's I can protest against by the fact that I am one such thing you like to call me. The hideous name IMP... but such things are unavoidable.

twisted - this creature appears 'impish to me'

A new analyze is required, beneath the data there is more data upon the Journal Elf. I learn more and more each day.

blaugh lol surprised xp xd biggrin smile


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