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*Cricket's Journal*
it's official: my life is a whore house...
*is duck-taped to anko and covered in catnip while trying to scribble in her journal secretly*

Dear Journal,

Today has been a very ....awkward day. The muffin conventionw as pretty cool...I guess but ever since we got that new president, we're always been eating spicy mexican food which doesnt do wonders on my sensitive belly :[ *rubs tummy*

so anyways, when I got home I was very sad but then Jack and Rje gave me cheek kisses so that made me feel better -^_^- teehee. But then everyone thought that it would be funny to duck-tape me to anko and kill our pockets (even though I'm wearing a dress and the only pocket I have is.....nevermind >.<;; ) with catnip and stuff us in a room! It was pretty much their version of trying to get me a lover -___-;; how humiliating! too bad it wasnt Rje.. *shakes dirty thoughts out of her head and continues to write* ah-hem, and I tried to get Rje to help us (well mostly me since Anko seemed to enjoy himself o.O;; and same with jack. And bean was licking a rock so yeah) but he turned into a cat when he saw the catnip so that didn't do any good.

So I was stuck there. Being tortured and humiliated. And wondering how to get out of this mess (& how to unattach myself to anko). And that's how I came up with my BRILLIANT plan! I saw how kensei was snuggling to everyone and I could tell that....he was in a good mood ^^;; yeah lets say that. So I lured him over using my mysterious sexiness and convinced him to cut us loose WHICH he did! HUZAH!! I'll saying it again, FAIRIES! wait...darn it! ...gah nevermind

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Kensei
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commentCommented on: Fri Oct 06, 2006 @ 06:59am
*hugs* ^^


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