Wow, been a while since my last entry here. Or my last visit, really. sweatdrop
First up! The "Gaia Sins". Written in a modernized and mutilated Old English, for fun. xD This came up as a joke one day, so expect them to be slightly silly or nonsensical sorts of things.
The Gaian Sins
1. Ye shalt not beg, not even from charity. Punishment for begging shall be stoning.
2. Ye shalt not send chain letters. Senders shall be drawn and quartered.
3. If ye stray into the Extended Discussion, ye should prepare thyself for war upon thy opinions. Thou shalt bring evidence to back thee up, or thee shalt be stoned and hung.
4. Ye shalt read the rules of the creator of the thread thee enter. If thee read not the rules, thy eyes shall be plucked out by crows whilst ye are hung. Whereupon thee shalt be quartered.
5. Ye shalt not discrimate or make war upon those whose beliefs differ from thy own. If ye do so, be prepared for the consequences.
6. If ye agree to work for a place, do read everything and do work hard. But do not insult the creators nor promise to show up then never return.
7. Thou shalt never delete thy post after it has been seen and disproved. Those that do shalt be stoned, hung, drawn & quartered before being fed to the crows.
More will come as I think of them. If you have an idea for something you have seen on Gaia but didn't like, post a comment and I'll incorporate it into Gaia Sins Version 2! xD
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