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hey so itz been a while since i've given u behind the scene details... but let's give u a quick catching up. Willy Wonka has a new line of pixie stix expected to hit the candy stores... now kids can do their own lines with pure pixie cocaine. if they weren't hyper enough before the ritalin wait till now. Mickey Mouse has decided that he wishes to let kids know it's okay to be curious about their sexuality and so he plans to make some controversial videos with Donald and Goofy. The tapes will primere in a a parish in Utah. Gandhi has been spotted hunting with d**k Cheney. Kevin Federline is currently working at Kentucky Fried Chicken but they plan on firing him because they think he hurts their image. Paris Hilton has written a children's book... it might be made into a film but the sex scenes might not be true to the book.