(Please do not read if you cant understand big words like 'safisticated or supercalifragilisticexialidoucious')
Doritos are very yummy. They have lots of different flavors but im just going to talk about the 'Nacho Cheesier' kind. It has probably about...at least a half pound of cheese in there. And im talking about the mini bags. I almost became blind because of all that wonderfull-ness, because the cheese powder floated up and exploded in my eye. Dont let cheese smoke explode in your eye. Dont breath in cheese smoke either. That could also be very dangerous. (Except if you had experiance with snorting). And the cheese even gets all over your fingers so that you can lick them and get that yum-yum flavor. and it also leaves the smell of Doritos so you can smell them all day long.
Doritos are very shape-full. Everyone knows that the Dorito is a triangle, but it isnt always a perfect triangle! Many times they can be curled up and hard to eat. sometimes they live up to there expectations and are actual triangles (rarley). Or they can be mashed up particles sitting and waiting on the bottom of the bag.
Doritos can be fun. When having the normal food fight/brawl with your friends the Dorito is the weapon of choice. Its flat quality and the cheese that helps weight the Dorito so it wont fly out of coarse when hitting its target. It also has razor sharp edges that can stun your friend for a while. (Or just make them angry). You can also draw funny faces on them and have a puppet show for the kids! Doritos can be used in many fun situations, but whatever you use it for, just make sure it doesn't send someone to the hospital.
Doritos even have arch-enemies! Yes. Even Doritos have enemies. Like the Funnions, lays, and Cheetos. Every hero has enemies and the Dorito does have enemies. So that proves it is a hero.. Dont ask me why or your head will explode.
Yup...Im just about finished now.
((Also, dont Google, Google. or dont look up Dictionary in the Dictionary. It might just cause a black hole.))
Have a nice day!
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