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BEST JOURNAL ENTRY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MAN....
This is my sister's 4 years of being in the GAP (Gamer Advisory Panel) journal, and in this, I HIJACK IT!
This journal entry was quite famous among the GAPers, and even better, I'm in it TWICE! (the hijacking material is ACTUALLY me. The GAP got a kick out of that)
"My 4 year GAP anniversary is next week. So I thought I would write a journal. A nice long, four-years in the making journal, to celebrate!!! Due to my current Phantasy Star Universe addiction, I have recently become a GAP slacker and for that I am sorry.
(The following is a song when you sing it, cause I know you all will sing it, say the letters G-A-P not the word gap, it has a better ring to it.)
The Ultimate Showdown of G.A.P. Destiny!
Old Yukino was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Catman burst from the shade
and hit Yukino with a Stun grenade
Yukino got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Ax
who proceeded to open up a can of Ax Fu
when TKKNMSTR came out of the blue
and he started beating up anomaly
then they both got hit by dajmer's knee
but before he could make it back to a safe place
MrDaBucket punched him in the face
then took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew ThrallMind away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because JR and Cid came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown of G.A.P. Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of G.A.P. Destiny
Ax came back covered in a tire track
but RPG jumped out and landed on his back
and Goosy was injured, and trying to get steady
when MrDaBucket came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Salem_Wolf took him out with his whip
then he saw gpete sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Bleu_Phish stole it and he shot and he missed
and Iviper deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Mr.Lailoken tried to pole vault
onto Zeldaguy, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Elsa's glare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of G.A.P. Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck (poor us)
who delivered a kick which could shatter a wagon
into the crotch of SinisterDragon
who fell over on the ground, right to the floor
as Buttercup changed back into rapt00r
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed rapt00r's head in between his thighs
then buff came to play and Snow came to fight
VGA, Mr. Mad and a GAP Knight
GAPer's came out of nowhere lightening fast
they all got together and they kicked Chucks a**
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with WIIFMers looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
THE LIST writer Dagger in a blood-stained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of G.A.P. Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of G.A.P. Destiny
32 Things You Didn't Know About Dagger_32 Or You Did Know Them I just Didn't Know You Did...
1. When people call Chuck, 'Mike' I often wonder who they are talking about.
2. Dajmer and Richburton make me really nervous.
3. I had no clue how to pronounce 'Dajmer' when I first read his name I thought it was Duh-Jam-Er. (Shush, English is my second language...)
4. English isn't really my second language.
5. I still don't know who Grover is...
6. I feel guilty that I am not on the GAP site as often as I used to be.
7. I really want to play World of Warcraft but I am afraid it will become an unhealthy addiction.
8. I think of GAP members as friends not just people I met online.
9. I listen to the songs on Guitar Hero 1 and 2 over and over everyday cause I believe it helps me play better. (Not that I could get much better!!!)
10. I miss Amplitude Tuesdays.
11. Mr.Lailoken was my first GAP friend.
12. I really did have two pet chickens in my apartment.
13. I really didn't eat my two pet chickens. (Like I would know how to cook them...)
14. I often have to ask my 12 year old sister how to spell words.
15. I don't know what a banana prostitute is. Sure, I have an idea what it is,(EWWW) but that is just not something you ask people.
16. I have never washed my GAP shirt I got and wore to my first E3.
17. I have a social anxiety disorder.
18. I still collect Pogs.
19. I have forgotten what GAP 1.0 was like.
20. I write journals almost everyday, I just never post them.
21. I have over 3,000 hours worth of Final Fantasy saves on my memory cards.
22. I haven't played Monster Hunter in a really long time.
23. I don't like playing more than one RPG at a time.
24. The name 'Dagger_32' was supposed to just be a filler until I came up with something cooler...
25. I don't know why I added the _32.
26. I change my computer's background almost everyday.
27. I think Balthier and Solid Snake are sexy beasts.
28. I have touched Adam Sesslers hair.(Who is also a sexy beast!)
29. 50 Cent has almost ran into me. It was scary.
30. I regret that I never wrote journals about my E3 trip last year.
31. I bought a new bath robe, now I want a katana so I can be a ninja.
32. I probably don't remember why you are on THE LIST!
....And Now For Some Other Stuff
I was driving home from work today and heard a commercial on the radio for Guitaroke. I guess, it's a mix of Guitar Hero and Karaoke. Heh, the GAP should get together for some Guitaroke only we could mix it up even more and add some DDR! DDtaroke!!!
So what have I been up to? Pretty much just playing PSU. I have gone up a notch on the food chain at work, I work in the scanning department, along with my other duties. w00t! Pretty soon I'll run the place.
I got my taxes done. They were not as bad as I thought they were going to be and not as good as I hoped they would be. Meh, at least they are done with.
Games
I am thinking about picking up Rogue Galaxy next week. Then again, I am no where near ready to stop playing PSU so RG might just have to wait for a while.
I started playing A Bard's Tale, played it for about 20 mins and haven't played it since. Something about it just turned me away. I'll go back to it one day when I am bored....very bored.
And Last But Not Least, Finally The True Meaning of THE LIST revealed!
The time has come. With almost 500 list entries I have decided to reveal the meaning behind THE LIST, so pay attention! THE LIST was creat- Hi, this is Scout, not Scooter, not Not So Nacho, (JERKS!) I am Jenna's, errr, Dagger's little sister and I am hijacking her blog! Well, as you know, I am Jenna--erm, Dagger's most AWESOME sister.......You know, the one who spells everything. Je--grr, DAGGER, secretly thinks I am the best and that Naruto is awesome. Wait, where is she whilst I am doing this? Oh well, I might as well put it to good use.*cough* Anyway, I just thought of a reason for hijacking this blog! So I can keep you all from THE TRUTH. Why?? Because you can't handle THE LIS--I mean, THE TRUTH! By the way, I think I should be an addition to the GAP. I mean, if I can hijack Jen--GAH, DAGGER'S blog, I think I deserve the GAP. Right? ....RIGHT?
....Jerks.
Anyway, I'm late for the assassination of Chuck, so I guess I'm finished here.
And there you have it! The meaning of THE LIST!
Thanks for reading, here's to 4 more years!"
And there it was! The best journal entry ever! mrgreen
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