Hello, one and all, to Sukautto's Amazing Character Talk-Show! Yes, yes. I know. You don't know what it is. Well, this was originally just something I had in my sketch book as a little parody comic, but soon, it grew into something more than that to me, and has become a continuous comic that I've been drawing. What it's about is me, Sukautto, having small chats on a little talk-show about what it's like being one of my many characters. I'll probably post more, but for now, here is my first Amazing Character Talk-Show! *
an unknown figure walks toward the front of the stage, looking towards them, then pushing up their now visible glasses. The lights of the stage slowly begin to brighten from their original darkness*
Sukautto: Ah, hello, one and all! I am Sukautto the AWESOME. But you can just call me Sukautto. *
pulls at the colar of her shirt, obviously a little nervous, and gives off a strained cough*
*
the audience gives off an awkward silence*
Sukautto: *
coughs once more and walks towards a desk centered at the right of the stage, across from a giant sofa-look-alike chair* Let's cut to the chase and introduce our first guest, yes?
*
camera switches angels to reveil a 5-foot female walking toward the chair on the right, a slight smirk on her face*
Sukautto: This is Aki. It's nice to have you here.
*
there is silence as Aki nods*
Sukautto: *
nervously coughs once more* So, now, how do you like being one of my characters?
Aki: *
switches glances from audience to Sukautto, showing no interest* Obviously I hate it.
Sukautto: *
turns away and swiftly snatches some papers off of the desk, tears streaming down her cheaks*
crying Must..erase...mean...part..of..profile..
Aki: *
turns over and stares in horror as eraser-shavings fall to the floor*
*
camera turns to view Aki running off-stage and being tackled by a bunch of security guards*
Aki: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
scream *
camera cuts to Sukautto waving*
Sukautto: *
cough* Now then, moving on.
*
there is a short pause as Sukautto straightens the stack of papers that had been scattered on her desk*
Sukautto: Our next guest is Zailee.
*
a small girl appears in the big chair, and smiles to the camera*
*
there is more silence, as a lack of conversation, as a stray butterfly drifts across the atmosphere between Sukautto and Zailee*
Zailee: *
goes bolistic* BUTTERFLY!!!!! NYAAA~!!!!!
scream Sukautto: E-ehh?
*
crashes and bangs can be heard, and the camera focusses on Sukautto's puzzled face, not yet realizing what had just happened*
Sukautto: *
finally realizes the predicament and begins to scribble away at the papers once more*
crying This is so stressful!!!
*
more bangs and the sounds of security guards can now be heard in the background, and suddenly a figure poofs into the chair*
Unknown: ?
Sukautto: ?
Unknown: Hey, how many guests have you had?
Sukautto: Like, two. (
Why would you care?)
Unknown: ... Gimme your schedule real quick. *
holds out arm*
Sukautto: ...*
slowly holds out a clipboard*
*
the unknown person snatches it out of Sukautto's hands, and there is an awkward silence from Sukautto and the audience.*
Unknown: *
she bluntly gives it back* You're doing the wrong schedule.
*
SILENCE*
Sukautto: *
runs off-stage crazilly, waving her pencil, paper, and appendages around*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice slowly fades away and focusses on the unknown figure*
Unknown: Oh, by the way, I'm Daishizen.
confused THE END
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