... SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED TODAY(and almost everyday)...ONE OF MY TEACHERS THREATNED TO STUFF A DUDE'S CELLPHONE UP HIS NOSE(i dont know if it'll fit sweatdrop ) YUP...ITS THE SAME TEACHER WHO SLIPPED ON A FRENCH FRY(seriously...who can slip on a french fry...)....AND THE SAME TEACHER WHO(before she retires)WANTS TO BITE A KID AND SMASH A HAMSTER WITH A HEAVY BOOK(seriously...who would smash a hamster)
...HERE IS ANOTHER STORY I HAD TO WRITE FOR SCHOOL
Below the surface of the river is a civilization of beavers. There are a lot of dams under the water, and so far nobody has found it. But all of a sudden, an invasion force of ducks comes in to take over the area that the beavers rightfully own. The beavers and ducks fought vigorously for a long time, and nobody could figure out who is winning, because of all the fur and feathers flying. For a couple more hours the fight went on. You see ducks and beavers being moved away because they were lying on the ground, unconscious. Then a couple minutes later the fur and feathers stopped flying and one beaver was standing up above the rest. The beavers won! Some people wanted to figure out what happened to the other beavers and ducks. Some say they were killed, but they weren’t. One beaver, who was in the fight, said that they were collapsed on the ground because they were laughing so much. Also he said that there was a fur and feather cloud because when they were laughing, they blew up dust. Then because of all the animals laughing, their fur was covered in dust. A couple days later, people found out what happened in the fight. So people wanted to name it, they wanted the battle to be called the Beaver and Duck Battle. But people wanted a different name because it was too long. So after hours of bickering, they finally came up with a name. They called it, the Civil War.
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