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Once upon a time, on an island in the middle of nowhere, there was a young man named Danny. He was very good looking and many girls swooned over him (lol but not rly they thought he was kinda dumb.) But none of these girls caught his eye. Instead, he was fond of the young maiden named Erika who'd moved to the island a couple of months earlier. She was also quite fond of him, so they went together for four months, and they were truly happy together. Then one day, out of nowhere, Danny DUMPS Erika. Everyone is quite shocked, especially Erika, who thought thigns were going smoothly for them. Then, to add insult to injury, young Danny kept playing tricks on poor Erika, crushing her confidence more and more with everyday. She never forgave him for any of the tricks, or for breaking her heart so suddenly, yet she still loved him.
Through all of this, Erika had become close friends with another young woman named Peyton. Peyton was just as pretty, if not more pretty, than Erika, and had a great personality (although she was known to be good with gossip lol but we're all gossip bugs anyways biggrin ) Erika was always envious of Peyton, for she and young Danny always looked better together than she and he ever had. And when she heard that Danny and Peyton were going out, she got very mad and very jealous. So fights with Peyton started, and they stopped being friends for the longest time. Meanwhile, Peyton let Danny go, and when she realized she'd made a mistake (lol, not rly, Peyton can do better than him) it was too late, for young Danny had moved on to a terribly trashy young woman (whose name I'm not gonna mention cause I think she's pretty cool aside from this whole thing). And now he is the most moronic boy in the land because he had two very beautiful, very promising young girls and he let both go, and when he got a second chance with both, he turned them both down.
Years later, young Peyton became a dancer in the faraway land called Broadway, and Erika became a world famous novelist with her own talk show. And where was young Danny? He was prostituting on the street corners of Seattle.
LOL TRUE STORY UNTIL THE LAST BIT AT THE END LOL.
THE END.
sneezy555: are you still on the dating circuit? Chilli0pepper0: Yeah. sneezy555: wait sneezy555: are you gonna ask ***** out? sneezy555: or something like that? Chilli0pepper0: Nah. Chilli0pepper0: Well, I might. Chilli0pepper0: I think he knows I like him. sneezy555: AND IF YOU GO WITH DANNY AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL HURT YOU! Chilli0pepper0: ...I'm quoting that for future reference. sneezy555: well i wont actually hurt you sneezy555: just be REALLY pissed sneezy555: because you know danny is bad for your health sneezy555: and you can quote that for future reference Chilli0pepper0: YAY!
P.S. PEYTON YEATTES CAN DO BETTER THAN DANNY MYERS, IT IS A WIDELY KNOWN FACT. She's got her pick of the crop, she's got a bunch of guys willing to wait on her hand and foot. So why is she even trying for someone who doesn't know a good thing when he sees it standing in front of him confessing their love for him?
rubixx tuesday · Mon Feb 19, 2007 @ 10:36pm · 0 Comments |
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