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1) Duck tape is like the force, there's a light and a dark side, and they both hold the universe toghther!

2) Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced naked in the pouring rain!

3) I have six loxks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I locK every other one. I find that no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

4) Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you wan and they wont complain.

5) Obstacles are put in your way to find out whether you really wanted something or whether you just thought you did.

6) The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhpuse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.