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OMG. Something funny actually happened yesterday. HUMOROUS. Now THAT'S rare.

I had just gotten off the bus to work, and was waiting at the stop light to go across the street to Dunkin' Donuts (I was hungry, see), and there was this old black guy yelling incomprehensibly at basically no one. It was really random, and he was freaking people out, so I just shrugged and walked across the street.

Then, while I'm sitting at my little table in the far corner, enjoying my egg-and-cheese-croissant, the SAME guy walks in, looks around, and yells, 'HEY Y'ALL!!! I NEED A CUPPA COFFEE!!!' and walks up to this old guy and starts saying, 'Hey, I need a cuppa coffee!! Can you get me a cup??' and blah blah, and the old guy was trying to remain calm, but I could tell he was nervous.

Finally he gives up, and he goes up to the counter and says, ‘Hey, y’all gotta cup?’ and the woman at the counter says, ‘No, we don’t have any.’ And the guy’s like, ‘Yeah y’all have cups! I can see ‘em right there!’
and the woman’s like, ‘No sir, we don’t have any cups! Please leave.’ And he SLAMS his fist down on the counter and says, ‘I just wanna cup!’ and she says, ‘Sir, please get out of here. Get out of here or I’m going to call.’ (call the police). And then he’s starts cursing and muttering about how all he wanted was a cup, and he slams his fists down on the counter and he’s like, ‘Why you gotta be callin’!? I just wanted a cup!’

Then I hear the voice of a guy (they’re all behind the counter, so I can’t see, just hear), who says, ‘Sir, I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to leave.’ And the black guy starts yelling incomprehensibly again, and the man is like, ‘I’m sorry, but you have to go.’

And so the old guy walks out, and he yells behind him, ‘You white-faced s**t! Cracker!!’

And I CRACKED UP. I could not hold in my laughter anymore.

I was laughing silently to myself the whole time (even though it wasn’t really funny to anyone else, since they were all sitting there being freaked out), but when he said that last part (Cracker!) I started laughing, because it reminded me of someone. *cough cough*

Anyway… I went to NYC and spent most of the day there…and I’m gonna be there for most of the weekend too… so not much online time. Ah well. At least I get an opportunity to get other things done.

I’m really busy now though, so that’s all for now. I’ll write more later. It would be nice to get some comments from my lovely stalkers though… *cough cough* stare

Newayz, Cya. wink