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Ariel's Theory of Easter; including the reason as to why we have a giant bunny hopping around giving out eggs on the day Jesus arose from his grave.

WARNING: I am not religious, I have no religion, if you are highly offended by this made up theory I have conjured in my spare time then I suppose you ignore it and pretend people like me don't exist. This is all based on my 1 year of being literally dragged off to church to sleep listen to some old guy talk about a book some very very old guy wrote. That, and views I've heard from other people and my believes. I'm an agnostic, so my believes are as you take them. Thank you.

arrow Jesus is God's son, yes? According to the bible. Well, God told Noah, according to the bible, to build a boat to save all the animals in the world. I'm thinking that God's favorite animal is the bunny, and he told Noah to save all the animals so that the bunnys would be able to live. So, God loved both Jesus and bunnys equally. When Jesus died, then arose three days later, he decided to have us celebrate by having a giant bunny hop around giving us candy. Well, here comes the Devil twisted he tells the bunny to steal chicken gets for no apparent reason. God finds out and forgives the bunny and as punishment he tells the bunny to hand out the eggs to children.

This story was made to answer many unanswered questions about this holiday:

question Since when do bunnys conceive eggs?
question What in the hell does a giant bunny and Jesus have to do with each other?
question Why a giant bunny?
question Does God have a favorite animal?

Theend.