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Tales Of Windfall Island: Enter Hakauchi, part two |
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???: "What are you two losers, doing hanging around our turf?!"
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......Kindergardners?
Did we just get insulted by four puny KINDERGARDNERS?! Unbelievable!!!!
There they were, scowling at us with those babyish faces. One had a piggy nose, another had shifty fox eyes, the third had such an angel face, and the leader had brown haur and a weird half-smile on his face.
Sora: "Hello little boys, are you lost?"
Chi: *whispering* "Don't talk to them."
Sora: "Huh?"
Chi: "I said don't talk to those jerks. Don't make eye contact, just walk away..."
Sora: "Chi, c'mon!!! They're just four adorable wittle kids!!!!"
Chi: gonk "DON'T LET THEM HEAR YOU SAY THAT!!!!!"
Leader: "Hey you!!!! Did you just call us adorable?! I OUGHTA PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH FOR THAT ONE, FREAK!!!!!!!!"
Sora: *thinking* did he just.......?
Shifty Eyes: "Yeah, and what's with that hair? The only person I know with that hair color is my granny!!!! Are you 80 years old too? Hey Grandma, I'm talking to you!!!!"
Sora: *thinking* i can't let my ugly side show.......
Angel Face: "You're really kinda pretty though........"
Sora: *thinking with fists clenched* kinda?
Pig Nose: "Yeah, but a little too bold for my taste. She's on OUR turf walking around like she owns the place!!!! Maybe I'll smash that pretty face of hers!!!!!"
Sora: *thinking and grinding teeth* yeah, you in what army, damn kid?
Leader: "Maybe later. Who we SHOULD deal with is Hakauchi!!! We told you a million times not to come here any more, Freak!!!! *grabs Hakauchi's arm*
that did it.
Sora: "YOU ARROGANT LITTLE b*****d!!!!!!" *slaps Leader's face REALLY hard and knocks him to the ground*
Kids and Hakauchi:.......?!
Oh no. I can't believe I hit a little kid way younger than me!!!! Is he okay?!
Then, while I was freaking out on the inside, the Leader stood up, dusted himself off.........and smiled.
Leader: "Heh heh heh........you've got some nerve, b***h. Just because you're old and ugly doesn't mean you can attack a poor little kid like me."
Chi: "DAMMIT IVAN, SHE'S NEW TO WINDFALL!!!!! IF YOU CALL HER THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AND TORMENT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE GANG!!!!!"
Watching her yell at those little creeps made me realize we're more alike than I thought. I'm so proud!!!!!
Shifty Eyes: "Since when do you stand up to us?! You have no friends!!! You're just an outcast!!!!"
Sora: "I'm her friend. And I happen to be VERY mad at you for calling her an outcast. You're so ugly, you could turn Medusa to stone."
Chi: rofl "No, wait. He's so ugly, when he was born his mom said "What a treasure." and his dad said "Yeah, let's go bury it right now!!!!"
Sora:"Ooh, good one!!!" mrgreen
Chi: "Thanks!!!! I got it from my dad."
Angel Face: "You're meeeeaaaaaannnnnnn.........."
Sora: "Oh, no. I'm much much worse twisted "
Pig Nose: "Well maybe you are, but you're nowhere near as invincable as the Killer Bees!!!!!"
Sora: "The what-now?"
Ivan: "Our gang. The Killer Bees. We rule this island and everyone in it!!!!!"
Chi: "Yeah, you wish."
Angel Face: gonk "B-but we really are the strongest on this island!!!!"
Sora: "No. I am, and so is Hakauchi."
Chi: "Yeah, we make a pretty good team, don't we Sora?"
Sora: "We really do!!!!"
Pig Nose: "Yeah, look!!! Dumb and Dumber!!!! Heh hahahahaha...."
Sora and Chi: "you're dead."
Ivan: "Ladies, ladies, save the bloodlust for later. I've got a way to prove which one of our teams is the best on Windfall."
Sora: "......I'm listening."
Ivan: "Simple. See, as the best gang on this island, we've found all the little nooks and crannies and hidden spots there is!!!! Tonight, when the moon is in the center of the sky, you'll find 8 things we will have hidden in 8 different places on the island without:
1.) Waking anyone up.
2.) Using telescopes or metal-detectors to cheat.
3.) Splitting up.
Then when you've found all 8 things, come to the cafe and wait for us to sho up. If you haven't found all the things by sun-up, then we'll be as mean to you as we please!!!"
Sora: "Yeah, and if we DO find all 8 things, you stop bothering people!!!!"
Ivan: "Okay. We'll meet you at the windmill when it's time so you can get your list of things to get. So....*stretches out hand for a handshake*.....deal?"
Sora:...*smiles, shakes hand* "Deal!!!"
To be continued.........
 Soratami Donpanina Taoris · Sat Feb 10, 2007 @ 08:18pm · 7 Comments |
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