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An Assortment of Favorite Quotes |
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"There’s a very fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think I walk that line every day of my life."
-- Church [Red Vs. Blue]
"Kick logic out and do the impossible! That's how team Gurren rolls!"
-- Kamina [Gurren Lagann]
"No one expects much from me. They think a Class C hero won't be much help. I know that better than anyone! I'm not good enough for Class B. I'm weak. I know that much. No one has to tell me I have no chance of beating you. I already know that! And yet, I must try. It's not about winning or losing! It's about me taking you on right here, right now!"
-- Mumen Rider (Licenseless Rider) [One Punch Man]
"Could the you of tomorrow beat you today? Instead of giving in, move forward."
-- Saitama [One Punch Man]
"What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-- Paarthurnax [The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]
"When life's got you down, throw it into God Mode and keep kicking butt."
-- Cory Rouse [Cheat!]
"The world is big enough a place that there is always, always going to be someone sadder than you. Except you, Sadpants McGee."
-- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw [Zero Punctuation]
"If there's one thing worse than stupid people, it's smug stupid people."
-- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw [Zero Punctuation]
"And that's why Pokemon is evil. Not only is it shameless in its exploitation of mad people, but instead of apologizing, they add another 150 things for them to collect every few years. That's like watching an insane man trying to count the grains of sand on a beach, and instead of picking him up and taking him to a place where he can be safe and warm, you empty another truckful of sand on his head and tell him he missed a spot."
-- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw [Zero Punctuation]
"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike you and I. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me. I...oh no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. Hm. Food for thought."
-- GLaDOS [Portal 2]
"If Gurren Lagann has taught me anything it's that absolutely nothing is impossible, and that anything can be accomplished with given time. We used to think that the sound barrier was unbreakable, and just a few months ago we discovered that neutrinos are capable of moving faster than the speed of light. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT TIME OR SPACE OR MULTI-DIMENSIONAL WHATEVERS! KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE! THAT'S THE WAY TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS!"
-- Balthizar101 [Youtube Commenter]
"Tell me, Simon. You know why people have eyes in front? It's because you have to look forward to see the landscape in the distance. If you had eyes in back all you could see would be your hometown getting farther away. You can't move forward like that. If your eyes are in front, what you see in the distance keeps getting closer. That's what lets people move forward."
-- Kamina [Gurren Lagann]
Jules Hilbert: You were right. This narrator might very well kill you. So I humbly suggest that you just forget all this and go live your life.
Harold Crick: Go live my life? I am living my life. I'd like to continue to live my life.
Jules: I know. Of course. I mean all of it. However long you have left. You know, I mean, Howard, you could use it to have an adventure. You know, invent something, or just finish reading Crime and Punishment. Hell, Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
Harold: What's wrong with you? Hey. I don't wanna eat nothing but pancakes. I wanna live. Who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
Jules: Harold, if you'd pause to think I believe you'd realize that that answer's inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, and of course, the quality of the pancakes. You don't understand what I'm saying.
Harold: Yes I do. But you have to understand that this isn't a philosophy or a literary theory or a story to me. It's my life.
Jules: Absolutely. So just go make it the one you've always wanted.
-- Stranger Than Fiction
Tucker: You seem like you're in a good mood.
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem -
Caboose: They could be worse.
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things ******** are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
-- Red Vs. Blue
 Salem Wolf · Tue Oct 25, 2016 @ 03:01am · 0 Comments |
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