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  • Artist Info: Random stuff I find cool/funny...<br />
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    A Halcyon is a very rare creature indeed. Looking much like a water phoenix, they spend most of their lives underwater, despite being built, and having feathers like, normal airborne birds. They're opportunists who will quickly and gladly seize any careless sailor who happens to pass their way. Needless to say, they're certainly feared...<br />
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    1. On the first day of creation, God created the cat.<br />
    2. On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.<br />
    3. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.<br />
    4. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.<br />
    5. On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.<br />
    6. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.<br />
    7. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.<br />
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