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    ABOUT<br />
    I'm 22<br />
    People annoy me all the time<br />
    (because I've lost faith in humanity)<br />
    I find my fiance attractive <br />
    Although she doesn't fit my "type"<br />
    I don't like to do much<br />
    I am straight<br />
    I am easy to get along with<br />
    but difficult to reach<br />
    I am an introverted sociopath <br />
    (introverted- I prefer to keep people away)<br />
    (sociopath- I do not understand feelings but I pretend to blend in)<br />
    I am no longer a teenager<br />
    Unlike other 20 somethings<br />
    I act like I'm a 40 or 50 something.<br />
    I still like to help others<br />
    Watching others smile and rejoice help me understand <br />
    emotions, feelings, and community<br />
    Unlike other socio/psychopaths<br />
    I don't blend in to try to harm other people,<br />
    I don't blend in to destroy lives,<br />
    I blend in to feel human.<br />
    I want to be part of the world,<br />
    part of people's lives<br />
    But having the emotional input/output of <br />
    a 1980's Macintosh computer makes that hard to do <br />
    <br />
    Want to know more? <br />
    Don't bother.<br />
    Paranoia and Pandemonium<br />
    is the only person I'll PM with.    <br />
    <br />
    What I look for in a girl...WOMAN<br />
    Whatever my fiance has going on,<br />
    she matches my previous criteria.<br />
    <br />
    or<br />
    <br />
    Whatever Paranoia and Pandemonium has going on,<br />
    she's always been there and is the most amazing person I have ever met online<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Physical Appearance<br />
    It doesn't f***ing matter.<br />
    It's what is on the inside that counts.<br />
    I'm 245 now, who am I to judge, who have I ever been to judge?<br />
    I love my wife to be for what is on the inside.<br />
    And I think she is beautiful.<br />
    <br />
    And that is also why I P&P is amazing,<br />
    she's got the whole package,<br />
    Inside and out.<br />
    <br />
    and still... be happy being you. <br />
    It's still the most beautiful thing,<br />
    confidence in who you are<br />
    If more people had it,<br />
    The world would be a better.<br />
    <br />
    That's it.<br />
    <br />
    If you read all that,<br />
    <br />
    Good Job.<br />
    <br />
    Now <br />
    GET <br />
    OFF<br />
    MY <br />
    PROFILE!    <br />
    <br />
    unless you are someone <br />
    I care about, you may stay.<br />
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    I’m 19 <br />
    Jailbait annoys me at times <br />
    (cause a can't have them xD) <br />
    I find “emo/scene” girls very attractive. <br />
    Its just too bad most of them are < 18 <br />
    I would love to find one that is my age <br />
    I like to roleplay <br />
    I am straight <br />
    I’m an easy guy to get along with <br />
    I don’t get offended by stuff <br />
    I’m a perverted gentleman <br />
    (perverted- I like sexual things and pornography) <br />
    (gentleman- I believe in marriage and treating a woman with respect) <br />
    Like every other teenager in the world I’m:<br />
    complicated <br />
    I’m a philosopher in my own respect <br />
    I like to help people with their problems <br />
    If you need anything let me know (begging for gold/items not what I mean) <br />
    If you want to know anything else, just ask. <br />
    <br />
    What I look for in a girl: <br />
    Humor <br />
    Honesty <br />
    Passion <br />
    Trust <br />
    Reliability <br />
    Just someone I can be myself around completely <br />
    No Fear <br />
    No Cheating <br />
    18 or older <br />
    <br />
    I’m not a fan of online dating,<br />
    I live in Minnesota <br />
    You live in my state,<br />
    then maybe we can look into it.    <br />
    <br />
    Physical Appearances: <br />
    I prefer a girl that is shorter and lighter than I am <br />
    I weigh between 155-166 pounds (I flux), I’m 6 feet tall <br />
    Note I said prefer. <br />
    I have a wide taste in women <br />
    I don’t care what color you are <br />
    or how big your breats are<br />
    Just be pretty to me and try to look good <br />
    that’s all I ask. <br />
    But more than trying to look your best… <br />
    Be happy with who you are. <br />
    That is one of the most attractive things in any woman.    <br />
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