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    Ellis The Mechanic<br />
    Age: 23<br />
    Hometown: Savannah, GA
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    Ellis is a mechanic with a love of life, a firm belief in his own immortality, and the ability to treat any setback as a fun dare to impress his friends. Born and raised in Savannah, Ellis divvies up his time working at the local garage, hanging out with his buddies, and dropping by for Sunday dinners with Mom—why’d anybody want to live anywhere else?<br />
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    Then the zombies had to go and spoil it. Now Ellis is looking for new things to occupy his time, and finding plenty. It turns out the zombie apocalypse is one big dare, and there’s no shortage of crazy stuff he can try to impress his new buddies. <br />
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    Ellis quotes:<br />
    "My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time when he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! "<br />
    "Man I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall, up in Atlanta, and these guys were dancing for like money and stuff. My friend Dave and I was all..-"<br />
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    My Buddy Keith<br />
    Zombie with only the waste down
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