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    Hallo there!<br />
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    Welcome to my Profile!<br />
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    I'm Hatter. You can call me Hatter...or Mad...Or Maddy...or 1016657....or madhatter1016657....or.."Hey, You!"....<br />
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    Hmmmm...about me....<br />
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    Name;; -pokes-<br />
    Age;; 3.141579.....<br />
    Favorite drink;; Moxie. No contest.<br />
    Favorite book;; Hmm...a tie between Howl's Moving Castle, A Clockwork Orange, and My Immortal ^ ^<br />
    Favorite Language;; Sarcasm. <br />
    Favorite sports;;Soccer, Sailing, Horseback Riding, swimming, roller derby, reading...<br />
    Favorite animal;; ...You're asking me to choose? How could you!<br />
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    Yeah, theres a short little spout of information about me. Maybe I'll write more later....<br />
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    Sailing? Mhmm. I race Sabots and FJs I've found its a good sport in which to employ swear words. :] <br />
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    Interesting Convesations....<br />
    -Just some Random Conversations that crop up when I'm sailing. They won't make sense to you, but whatever. I had to put them somewhere-<br />
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    Me;; "Oh, Look, A Seagull."<br />
    Tim;; *Sails towards it*<br />
    Me;; "Don't hit it!!!! And We're going to lose the race if you sail over to it!"<br />
    Tim;; *Turns boat around*"Eh..My Ego is More important Than my Hunting."<br />
    Me;; "Why do I find that so easy to believe?"<br />
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    Me;; "What if I hold out the jib?"<br />
    Tim;; "you're back winding the boat."<br />
    Me;; "No, DUH."<br />
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    Young'un;; "You're going to capsize!"<br />
    Me;; "Okay? And you're point is...?"<br />
    Young'un;; "You WANT to capsize?"<br />
    Me;; "Not Particularly."<br />
    Young'un;; "Then why are you sailing the boat on it's side?"<br />
    Me;; "Cause we feel like it."<br />
    Danny;; "Tell them we're balancing the boat."<br />
    Me;; "We're practising balancing the boat."<br />
    Young'un;; "You don't look like you're balancing the boat."<br />
    Me;; "No it doesn't, but we are."<br />
    Young'un;; "... Your centerboard is out of the water."<br />
    Me;; "Is it really?" *leans over side of the boat*<br />
    Me;; "Well what do you know?"<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "Want to capsize?"<br />
    Danny;; "No really."<br />
    Me;; "Then don't move..."<br />
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    Taylor;; "Hey, look, jellyfish."<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Taylor;; "Should we capsize here?"<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Taylor;; "You want to?"<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Taylor;; "Okay then."<br />
    Me;; "DON'T CAPSIZE!!"<br />
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    Danny;; "Why do you call the kids Young'uns?"<br />
    Me;; "Because they are One person and they are Young."<br />
    Danny;; "You and your motherly instinct."<br />
    Me;; "I DO NOT have a motherly instinct."<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
    Danny;; "Don't deny it."<br />
    Me;; "I DON'T have a Motherly--don't let the boat hit the young'uns sabot!"<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Danny;; "No Motherly instinct."<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
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    Me;; "Why is the water purple?"<br />
    Danny;; "Um..."<br />
    Me;; "Look, the water is purple!"<br />
    Danny;; "Maybe one of the boats spilled gasoline...?"<br />
    Me;; "Just don't capsize."<br />
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    Me;; "What the heck is that boat?"<br />
    Danny;; "It's the paddelboat. A Harbour cruise."<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Danny;; "I went on it, once. It was boring."<br />
    Me;; "No kids on it."<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "I think the passengers are drunk."<br />
    Danny;; "Smile and wave."<br />
    Me;; "..."<br />
    Passenger #1;; "Hi, there!"<br />
    Me;; "Don't communicate with it!"<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
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    Danny;; "You can't roll the boat when you're racing."<br />
    Me;; "WTF?"<br />
    Danny;; "I know, stupid rule."<br />
    Me;; "Nah, it isn't."<br />
    Danny;;"You don't think so?"<br />
    Me;; "No."<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "Cause Tweak just broke it."<br />
    Danny;; "Yes!"<br />
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    Me;; "Graham and Drew Just Capsized."<br />
    Danny;; "Sh*t, Sean's got the boat on the rocks."<br />
    Me;; "Joelle's going to save him."<br />
    Danny;; "What? She can't save the motor boat with an FJ...and now she's on the rocks."<br />
    Me;; "Graham and Drew got the boat righted."<br />
    Danny;; "..."<br />
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    Taylor;; "This is boring." <br />
    Me;; "I agree."<br />
    Taylor;; "Want to capsize?"<br />
    Me;; "Wanting to capsize MUST be a Masculine thing."<br />
    Taylor;; "..."<br />
    Taylor;; "What's Masculine?"<br />
    Me;; "Alright, fine let's capsize the boat."<br />
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    Me;; "What does that buoy(Sp?) Mark?"<br />
    Taylor;; "I dunno."<br />
    Me;; "Can't...read..it."<br />
    Taylor;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "Wait, there's four buoies(sp?). They make a square."<br />
    Sean;; "Taylor! Turn around! You're in the shoals!!"<br />
    Taylor;; "..."<br />
    Me;; "Do you know what Shoals are?"<br />
    Taylor;; "No."<br />
    Me;; "Huh. Me neither."<br />
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    Maddy's Questing!<br />
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    Sure, Dream Avatars are fun, but do you know what is even more fun? Role Playing!<br />
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    Nearly everyday I go through the Barton Town Forums looking For interesting Role plays. I'm on a quest to find five. Help me?<br />
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    All you have to do is post a link to an interesting RP in the comments box. (You don't even have to donate to this quest :])<br />
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    Here's the Links to the Role Plays I've found:<br />
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    -Favorite Types of Roleplays-<br />
    Schools<br />
    Warriors (Based on Erin Hunter's books)<br />
    Vampire/Demons <br />
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    MORE Questing?!?!?!?!<br />
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    Well, Maddy's Hobby IS questing...<br />
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    Maddy has a job for you! <br />
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    She's questing for information about the Dorabella Cipher<br />
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    Have any information on it? Maddy would love to know it. She collects things like this. :]<br />
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    She also collects old encryped messages from the civil war, using the vinegere (sp?) Square, but that's beside the point. :]<br />
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    Help Maddy?<br />
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    Kachina Clown Hat<br />
    Nitemare Boots<br />
    Coon Tail<br />
    Black Wool Top<br />
    Red Sleeveless Silk Top<br />
    Colonial Stockings<br />
    G-LOL Blood Mistress Skirt<br />
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    Dream Avi. Donate and I will love you. Forever. <br />
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