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    Bored with your fat ugly mom? Read this:<br />
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    <Order> Is each here? Does each have his opposite?<br />
    <Chaos> I am here, but my opposite is you.<br />
    <Order> Huh?<br />
    <Evil> Don't let him bug ya'. We're here.<br />
    <Truth> My opposite is not here.<br />
    <Good> Is your opposite "Lies"?<br />
    <Truth> My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it.<br />
    <Evil> >snicker< Figures!<br />
    <Order> Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!<br />
    <Evil> Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!<br />
    <Good> I have the cards.<br />
    <Evil> I've got the chips.<br />
    <Truth> I have the beer.<br />
    <Chaos> I have the cards!<br />
    <Order> Shut up.<br />
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    ...<br />
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    <Order> Whose deal is it?<br />
    <Evil> Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time?<br />
    <Truth> It is Good's deal.<br />
    <Good> OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild.<br />
    <Evil> How can anyone win if everything is wild?<br />
    <Good> No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if...<br />
    <Order> I like this game.<br />
    <Evil> This is pointless.<br />
    <Truth> It is time to deal.<br />
    <Good> Here we go! Your bet, Truth.<br />
    <Truth> Five.<br />
    <Order> Five and raise you five.<br />
    <Evil> Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet!<br />
    <Order> I like ten better.<br />
    <Evil> >sigh< Call.<br />
    <Chaos> I fold.<br />
    <Evil> YOU CAN'T LOSE!<br />
    <Chaos> I still fold.<br />
    <Good> OK, I'll call. How many, Truth?<br />
    <Evil> What's the point in taking more cards?<br />
    <Truth> I will keep the cards I have.<br />
    <Order> I will take two.<br />
    <Evil> Why?!?<br />
    <Order> I didn't like those.<br />
    <Evil> None for me.<br />
    <Chaos> I'll take six.<br />
    <Good> Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets?<br />
    <Evil> Oh, just get this over with.<br />
    <Order> But now we have to bet!<br />
    <Evil> Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back!<br />
    <Truth> I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards.<br />
    <Truth> I have five aces.<br />
    <Order> I have five ace of spades.<br />
    <Chaos> I have a three.<br />
    <Good> Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win.<br />
    <Evil> Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep.<br />
    <Good> Where did you get that card?<br />
    <Truth> He stole it from Chaos.<br />
    <Evil> You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine.<br />
    <Good> That was a stupid game. <br />
    <Order> Whose deal is it?<br />
    <Truth> The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals.<br />
    <Chaos> Whee!<br />
    <all but Chaos> >groan<<br />
    <Chaos> Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and<br />
    kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines,<br />
    and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered<br />
    spade showing...<br />
    <Order> I fold...<br />
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    It's me!<br />
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