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  • Artist Info: Hey this is Wasteland comin at ya. If ur reading this ur obviously on my page. Oh u want 2 kno about me? Alright lets go!!!<br />
    The name's Davis, Jason Davis. Im 50% black and 50% Australian. I don't have my accent anymore but for some reason when i get angry my fiesty Australian-ness shows its ugly head and i start saying things in austraiain don't ask me to teach you to speak australian cuz i barely kno it i just had the accent.<br />
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    I love the color green and I am a sports addict. I never really knew the meaning of "bored" until last baseball season when i didn't play 4 the first time since i wuz three (thats well over eleven years!!). I am a professed Christain. I love Jesus Christ with every bit of my being. He is my Lord and u should let him be yours too. ON 09/09/08 I "GOT REAL" WITH JESUS CHRIST!! I'M DONE WITH THE UNDERCOVER STUFF, I'M THROUGH WITH THE PETTY HATREDS AND ARGUMENTS, I'M OVER STUPID THINGS LIKE THAT B-CUZ LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR THAT. I NEED TO LIVE IT TO IT'S FULLEST (in a Christain way of course)!<br />
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    Alright, back to the bad me just kidding hehe.. I love comedy! My favorites are Tim Hawkins, Brian Reagan, and Demetri Martin and Mitch Hedburg.<br />
    wanna read a joke? here it is!!!!!<br />
    ok there wuz a woman i the hospital and she was about to hav twins<br />
    2 days b4 the due date she fell into a coma <br />
    her husband wuz outta town on business and couldn't get back in time for the births<br />
    and the only one there wuz her stupid brother<br />
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    2days after the births the woman woke up <br />
    she then came to find out that her husband still wuzn't back and her brother named her children<br />
    in extreme worry that her children had some really stupid names, she asked "so wut happened?"<br />
    her brother replied " well the first baby wuz a girls so i named her Denise<br />
    the woman said well that's a good name <br />
    she then thought maybe he's changed, maybe he picked up a book<br />
    then she asked "so wut about the second one?"<br />
    her brother said "well he wuz a boy so i named him De-nephew"<br />
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    Alright, the way I dress, usually u can catch me in a tee of any color but pink i don't do that and i hate wearing long jeans so I wear shorts most of my wardrobe is either blue or a combination of red & black and one important thing..... <br />
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    THAT'S ME IF U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN TOO BAD CUZ U JUST WASTED 3 MINUTES OR 5 FOR U IDIOTS OUT THERE J/K TO READ ABOUT ME SO IM NOT THE LOSER IN THIS SITUATION NOW AM I? <br />
    Got a problem with me? <br />
    Solve it! <br />
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    Think i'm trippin? <br />
    Tie my shoes! <br />
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    Can't stand me? <br />
    Sit back down! <br />
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    Can't face me? <br />
    then turn around <br />
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    Bob: IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPOON AND A LADLE, THEN YOU'RE FAT!!!!<br />
    Bill: But they're both eating utensils, right?<br />
    Bob: Mwahahahaha do a sit-up fatso!! <br />
    Bill: I'm a Russian body-builder.<br />
    Bob: O.O" <br />
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    IF YOU ARE AGAINST ABORTION PLEASE PUT THIS ON YOUR PRO... THANKZ: <br />
    MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. <br />
    MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. <br />
    MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. <br />
    MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. <br />
    MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? <br />
    MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! <br />
    MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? <br />
    EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.     <br />
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    u <br />
    cant <br />
    spell <br />
    slaughter <br />
    with out <br />
    LAUGHTER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br />
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    MY LATEST OCCUPATION HAPPENS TO BE ATTEMPTING TO GET SELENA GOMEZ'S ATTENTION!!!<br />
    I've made a video of her and plan to make a couple more.<br />
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