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  • Artist Info: What's more to say? I'm a Naruto fiend.<br />
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    Someone sent this to my mom. I thought it was funny.<br />
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE<br />
    WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND<br />
    DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.<br />
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    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when <br />
    his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, <br />
    which she could see from the bedroom window.<br />
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    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that <br />
    there were people in the shed stealing things.<br />
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    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"<br />
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    He said "NO" Then they said that all patrols were busy , and that <br />
    he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when <br />
    available.<br />
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    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.<br />
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    'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there <br />
    were people stealing things from my shed.<br />
    Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot<br />
    them." Then he hung up.<br />
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    Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, <br />
    two fire trucks, a paramedi c and an ambulance showed up at the <br />
    Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.<br />
    <br />
    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that <br />
    you'd shot them!"<br />
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    "George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"<br />
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