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  • Artist Info: Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,<br />
    Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants,<br />
    I stand here before you to sit there behind you<br />
    To tell you of something I know nothing about.<br />
    Next Thursday's good Friday<br />
    There'll be a men's meeting only for women <br />
    There'll be no admission, pay at the door,<br />
    Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br />
    We'll discuss the four corners of the round table<br />
    <br />
    The show is over, but before you go,<br />
    let me tell you a story I don't really know.<br />
    It was a summer's day in winter,<br />
    And the snow was raining fast,<br />
    As a barefoot boy with shoes on,<br />
    Stood sitting in the grass<br />
    That bright day in the middle of the night,<br />
    Two dead boys got up to fight. <br />
    Back to back, they faced each other,<br />
    Drew their swords and shot each other.<br />
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,<br />
    and saved the lives of those two dead boys.<br />
    And if you don't believe my lies are true, <br />
    Ask the blind man. He saw it too.<br />
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