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  • Artist Info: If you are reading this right now for the first time, you are apparently a new member of my friends list. Congratulations. It's an honor to meet me to meet you. x]<br />
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    ~Ahh, introductions, introductions~<br />
    Hello.<br />
    I am 0ptimistic Pessimism.<br />
    Pleez call me BBQ. 0ptimistic is too long of a word, I know.<br />
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    I am currently infatuated with a boy I like to call Chocolate.<br />
    Yes, his avi is a bacon strip, and his username implies that he is a fish stick. Ironic, I know.<br />
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    I like boys wiff swishy hair. I also like boys who don't care if I happen to touch their swishy hair. &lt;33<br />
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    Three people I know call me their mommeh, and two call me their grandma. <br />
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    Sarcasm is awesome. I use it often.<br />
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    My avi tends to go a teensy bit overboard in terms of accessories, color-matching, etc.<br />
    In real life, I tend to go with a t-shirt and jeans.<br />
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    I love my food family. They're the bestest/awesomest/hilarious-est/amazing-est/insane-est people I know. This goes out to Kiwi, Custard, Waffle/Latte, Watermelon, Milkshake, Purple Smoothie... even Pudding&Cupcake...<br />
    And Chocolate. Especially Chocolate. :]<br />
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    I play piano. I also sing. Occasionally.<br />
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    I'm a nerd. But I don't like homework, as the stereotype states. Because that's just retarded. x]<br />
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    I pity those who strive to be like others.<br />
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    ~BBQ's Threads!~<br />
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    I have a really really really long quiz thread.<br />
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    I have an invo sale thread.<br />
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    I'm in a glee chat roleplay. <br />
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    ~Revelations, realizations [about &lt;3]~<br />
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    You can always tell when a boy likes someone else, but you can never tell if he likes you... <br />
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    There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything, but it's not giving up. It's realizing that you don't need certain people and their crap.<br />
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    I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.<br />
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    I don't care how many fish there are in the sea. I don't want fish. I want you.<br />
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    When you love someone, when you truly love someone, that person becomes part of you. They become your life, your everything. They change you and they inspire you in so many different ways that are indescribable. How do you let go of someone who has made such an impact on your life? How do you let go of the only thing that keeps you going, keeps you strong? Love someone with all you have is letting go of fear, it is growing up. Because when you love someone wholeheartedly, you let go of yourself - to live is to love - so how do you let go of someone you truly care about? The truth is... I don't think you can. No matter what happens, whether you are together or not, they are in your heart... always. <br />
    [I did not write this. I might be deep, but I'm not THIS deep. xD]<br />
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    I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to and cuddles next to me when I'm cold. I want him to come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist, catch me off guard and whisper in my ear, "You look beautiful."<br />
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    You (Yes, you) need to stop being so adorable.<br />
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    Somewhere between laughing for no reason, making fun of each other, and calling each other names, I sort of fell for you.<br />
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    I love being your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.<br />
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    You know that feeling?<br />
    When you love someone so much, that you can't just stand next to him. <br />
    You have to kiss him. <br />
    So you do.<br />
    Then you look around and people are watching,<br />
    and you feel really freaking embarrassed.<br />
    ...<br />
    And then you kiss him again.<br />
    Go figure.<br />
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    DEFINITIONS OF LOVE (by age)<br />
    children (n.) - icky gross ew ew ew [[see 'cooties']]<br />
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    teenager (n.) - perfect, amazing, beautiful, just plain awesome, the tears on your pillow, the outbursts of laughter in the middle of class, friendship set on fire, a war between your head and your heart, what makes you keep going back to him, pain and happiness at the same time, you. you you you.<br />
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    adult (n.) - a strong emotional and physical attraction towards another person.<br />
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    When I say "I'm okay", look me in the eyes and say, "Tell me the truth."<br />
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    I, like... miss you... and stuff...<br />
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    I'm jealous of every girl that's ever hugged him, because for that short second, she held my whole world.<br />
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    You know you really like him when you <br />
    l o o k<br />
    out the door of your math class and you<br />
    s e e<br />
    him and your heart skips a <br />
    b e a t...<br />
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    Life's Natural Highs.<br />
    Hearing your favorite song on the radio.<br />
    Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.<br />
    Giggling.<br />
    Friends.<br />
    Long conversations late at night.<br />
    Laughing at an inside joke.<br />
    Laughing at yourself.<br />
    Laughing so hard both your stomach and jaw are aching.<br />
    Laughing for absolutely no reason at all<br />
    Just laughing.<br />
    Falling in love.<br />
    Having someone tell you that you're beautiful the most beautiful girl in the world~ &lt;3<br />
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    You're weird. I like you.<br />
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    Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing.~ They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. [I am very happy to say that one guy has already climbed all the way to the top.Congratulate him! Spam him! &gt;;P<br />
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    ~More revelations, realizations [miscellaneous]~<br />
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    Some people change, while others never do. This is a fact that kinda-sorta-really-really-really tears my heart to pieces.<br />
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    When you're in a room of just idiots, remember that murder's illegal and sarcasm is much more satisfying. <br />
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    The newscaster is the one who appears on TV and says, "Good evening," and then goes on to explain why it is not.<br />
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    Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? When Dad's shoulders were the highest place on Earth and Mom was your hero? When your worst enemies were your siblings? When race issues were about who ran the fastest? When war was only a card game? When the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn't make you a ____? When the only thing that hurt you were skinned knees?<br />
    AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP...<br />
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    She's so fake I bet she has 'Made In China' written on the back of her neck. [Note: Not meant to be a racist joke. XD]<br />
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    If the world does end in 2012, Kanye West will probably end up interrupting it.<br />
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    Life is like Candy Land. There are many paths to take. You might run into Lord Licorice every once in a while, but in the end it will always be Candy Castle.<br />
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    1. Go to Google.<br />
    2. Type in 2204355.<br />
    3. Click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.<br />
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    REMEMBER: When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.<br />
    But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and<br />
    B*TCH SLAP THAT MOTHERF*CKER.<br />
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    Justin Bieber is not gay, she's a lesbian!<br />
    [I do have his songs on my iPod... I just found this... thought-provoking... xD]<br />
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    Why do people compare Harry Potter and Twilight so much?<br />
    Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what's right in the face of adversity. <br />
    Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.<br />
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    Having a bad day?<br />
    There's a Taylor Swift song for that~<br />
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    ROFLMAOYSST<br />
    (Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Yet Somehow Still Typing)<br />
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    Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. <br />
    [Source: MLIA.com]<br />
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    "That's what she said."<br />
    Who is she and why does she keep saying dirty things???<br />
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    ~Food Family Less Than Threes. xD~<br />
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    BBQ &lt;3 ...<br />
    Chocolate<br />
    Pudding<br />
    Cupcake
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    Chocolate<br />
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    Custard &lt;3 ...<br />
    Vanilla<br />
    Bubblegum
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    Ice Cream [HE WANTS TO TASTE YOUR LIP GLOSS]<br />
    Cake (Still??? YOU, my friend, are insane.)<br />
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    Kiwi &lt;3 ...<br />
    Cookies<br />
    Donut<br />
    Pudding<br />
    Cupcake
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    Snickers (I hope you haz better luck than I did. I was always too tall for him anyway. ;P)<br />
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    Watermelon &lt;3 ...<br />
    Cupcake<br />
    Brownie (Brownie = hypothetical Prince Charming who is waiting out there somewhere. x])<br />
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    A few words that describe me? <br />
    Ehmm...<br />
    hyper crazy insane funny random smart nerdy gLeek laughing for no reason umm i love chocolate yes the food but i never said i wasn't talking about the person was i hehe ok let's pretend you never read that shall we okay moving on okay what was i talking about ehhh i don't remember anymore oh yeah things that describe me umm let's see ENDLESS. NEVER-ENDING. RAMBLING.<br />
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    Dream avis that I made when I was borededed x]<br />
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    YOU'VE READ ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE? YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME!...<br />
    Well, either that, or you just scrolled down to see how long this thing was.<br />
    *crickets*<br />
    Ehm. Wow.<br />
    I don't know what to say anymore.<br />
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    THE END.
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