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well i'm lazy, love animals, and my lil sis karin.<br />
Anime is a passion but i also love computers <br />
haven't realy done anything to my page mainly because im never here always meeting ppl else where. So thats the gist of me see ya <br />
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I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.<br />
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If you cry, I cry...<br />
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If you laugh, I laugh...<br />
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If you fight, I fight...<br />
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If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...<br />
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THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART<br />
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute<br />
intervals.<br />
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3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.<br />
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4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.<br />
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5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and<br />
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.<br />
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9. Dart around the store while loudly humming the theme<br />
from Mission Impossible.<br />
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10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,<br />
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"<br />
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11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of<br />
toilet paper in here!"<br />
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Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"<br />
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.<br />
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse<br />
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I see stupid people, there's so many<br />
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I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning<br />
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Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free<br />
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How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-<br />
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Fucked up<br />
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Insecure<br />
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Neurotic and<br />
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Emotional.<br />
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I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking<br />
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what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?<br />
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i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes<br />
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i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday<br />
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