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  • Artist Info: Hey everyone! For starters my real name is Timothy Patrick Swanson, but call me Tim. I'm 19 years old, and somehow I'M STARTING TO GO BALD! No joke, the hair on the top of my head is a bit thin and you can see my scalp EW. But I try to not let it get to me. I'm white, I have brown hair, and have sorta blue/green/grey eyes. I'm over weight, but none of the fat is on my limbs. I'm trying to lose weight, but I'm also lazy (I blame my parents) so I don't exercise much. But I do move around alot when I'm thinking about something and I'm way into what I'm thinking. I love my GF (cutiepie099196)<br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. <br />
    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared <br />
    Guy: No, this is fun! <br />
    Girl: No it's not. Please? It's too scary. <br />
    Guy: Then tell me you love me. <br />
    Girl: I love you. Now slow down. <br />
    Guy: Now give me a big hug! <br />
    *She gave him a big hug* <br />
    Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? Its bothering me... <br />
    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. There were two people in the crash, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he could die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
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