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    I distroied evry thing i luv on Janualy 25, 1992 im now 18 and short fused and short tempered i like evrything and anything that has to do with the midevil age and my life stood still when my father died to those that dont know me im a loner but to those who do know me i speak to them im a pyromaniac and hav a luv for dragons and anime and 4 those who like to talk shit and smack bout me and any1 i know prepare 4 a world of hurt
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    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?<br />
    Final Fantasy 7<br />
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    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..<br />
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    What type of Fae are you?<br />
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    37 Things to do in an Elevator <br />
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    1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" <br />
    2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. <br />
    3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. <br />
    4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. <br />
    5. Meow occasionally. <br />
    6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. <br />
    7. Say "DING!" at each floor. <br />
    8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. <br />
    9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. <br />
    10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." <br />
    11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" <br />
    12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. <br />
    13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." <br />
    14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. <br />
    15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. <br />
    16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. <br />
    17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" <br />
    18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" <br />
    19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. <br />
    20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. <br />
    21. Swat at flies that don't exist. <br />
    22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. <br />
    23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. <br />
    24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. <br />
    25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" <br />
    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. <br />
    27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. <br />
    28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. <br />
    29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." <br />
    30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. <br />
    31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. <br />
    32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. <br />
    33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" <br />
    34. Tell people that you can see their aura. <br />
    35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." <br />
    36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." <br />
    37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in
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