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  • Artist Info: Hiya everyone!<br />
    Since you're reading my "About Me" section, I'd assume you're either immeasurably bored, or you actually want to know something about me. One way or the other, I guess I'll tell you something about me--hence the title of this section as "About ME" not "About my dog" or "About that one bum I saw on the street yesterday". I do, however, have a lovely physicist cat, and her pet rabbit.<br />
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    By the way, I don't have a dog, so even if it DID say "About My Dog" it would be a very short explanation.<br />
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    My name is Spotaneous Spaz. You may call me Spaz. I'm a senior in college, studying Physics. I'm a science nerd--a physics nerd, to be more precise. I ignore all news on the news channel unless it has to do with science, because I really couldn't care less about the corrupt government and stupid people. For the most part, though, I'm too busy ordering illegal chemicals through my chem-teacher father so I can experiment and make intriguing things. My current research project is superconductors--I just need some Yttrium Oxide before I can make one. . .<br />
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    My pet peeves include:<br />
    -Stupid People<br />
    -Religious Fanatics<br />
    -Prepubescent boys.<br />
    -The Media<br />
    -People not listening to me when I'm talking to them<br />
    -Being interrupted when I'm reading or writing<br />
    -Chipmunks in my garden<br />
    -Writer's block<br />
    -Badly written fanfics<br />
    -Badly written... anything<br />
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    I Write:<br />
    -Harry Potter fanfics<br />
    -Sherlock Holmes fanfics<br />
    ( Both of which can be found here)<br />
    -Occasionally Star Wars/Tamora Pierce book/Lord of the Rings fanfics (No, not all in one, but that WOULD be interesting...)<br />
    -Original Fiction and random poetry (Which is here)<br />
    -Completely random rants which you will never set eyes on because they're stuffed away in the deepest, darkest corner of a drawer in my desk.<br />
    -Intensely detailed RP posts, when I'm in the mood.<br />
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    Awesome Book-Jokes I've heard<br />
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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in the desert.<br />
    They have set-up their tent and are asleep.<br />
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    Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.<br />
    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".<br />
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    Dr. Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."<br />
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    "What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.<br />
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    Dr. Watson ponders for a minute and replies,<br />
    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions<br />
    of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets.<br />
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.<br />
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM. <br />
    Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all powerful<br />
    and as small insignificant beings, we pale in His/Her presence. <br />
    Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow<br />
    with a light easterly breeze in the morning. <br />
    What does it tell you, Holmes?"<br />
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    Sherlock Holmes is silent for a moment,<br />
    then looking at Dr. Watson, he says:<br />
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    "It tells ME that someone has stolen our tent."<br />
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    - - -<br />
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    If a gay man courts, dates, or otherwise loves other men, and a straight man courts, dates, or otherwise loves women, what do you call a man who courts, dates, or loves neither men nor women?<br />
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    It's Sherlock Holmes, of course XP
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