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          Why hello thar User Image It seems you've stumbled upon my profile.<br />
          Let me introduce myself User Image The names Davis. Logan Davis.<br />
          Lol, druggie User Image What? Just because my initials are L.S.D. doesn't mean a thing.<br />
          Check the pants- User Image Or don't. I'm a male either way.<br />
          As for my preferences, User Image I'm straight as a pole.<br />
          I've survived for User Image Fourteen Fifteen years.<br />
          Where do I live? User Image Stalker. If you must know, it's in America. Specifically the South.<br />
          People say I'm User Image A spazz or a stoner, depending on who you ask. When I'm with my friends, I'm spontaneous, completely unpredictable, and prone to hurt either myself or them at any given moment. I'll bring them to the ground when they least expect it, then run away making bird noises just because I can.<br />
          When I'm around family or random strangers, though, I'm the polar opposite of the aforementioned personality. I'm completely casual, calm and peaceful. I still have a sense of humor, but it's more dry and sardonic than anything. I typically don't speak unless spoken to, but only because my mind's somewhere out in deep space. Yesterday, my uncle said I'm already so laid back that if I ever were to smoke Marijuana, I'd probably go into a coma. Do with that what you will.          <br />
          You may not care, but...: User Image My mommy gave birth to premature triplets (we were born over three months before the expected date), each within two minutes of the next. I was the last of the three. The first one, Christian, died in ten hours. The second one, Joshua, was born with a brain bleed and cerebral palsy. These two combined means he can't walk, and he is basically a fifteen-year-old with the mind of a four-year-old. I came out after him cartoon-style with nothing wrong (though I think the doctor might have dropped me a couple of times after that).<br />
          Hate is a strong word, User Image But I really, really don't like these things:<br />
          Energy drinks, Lima beans, cht spk, yaio, weeaboos, coffee, nuts, cantaloupe, my school, the country/south (which, coincidentally, is where I live), the Jonas Brothers or anything affiliated with Disney, red meat, anime, and this bastard love child of Mario and Satan.          <br />
          These are the thingsUser Image that make me smile =)<br />
          I love the feel of grain, the screams of a man in pain. Blood coming down like rain, showering me. That everlasting thrill during the final kill. Body dumped in a land fill, got off scott-free. Oh, and I like bananas.          <br />
          Oh, gawd... User Image I'm rambling again. Alright, here we go: I love writing and roleplaying, so hit me up some time. I can fit my entire fist in my mouth and swallow unbelievable amounts of medication without water. I'm a Christian, so deal with it. I have non-clinical A.D.D and an extremely high metabolism. Oh- and I also want to live in the city when I grow up. New York and Seattle are my first picks.<br />
          On the television?User Image The only shows I really watch are The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, and Lost.<br />
          And the silver screen?User Image Well, my three all-time favorite movies are The Matrix, Charlie Bartlett, and Yes Man.<br />
          Hey, you forgot something!User Image Did I? Well, it wouldn't surprise me. I'm very scatterbrained, get distracted easily, and possibly have short-term memory loss. I remember utterly useless things (like what my hotel room number was a few months ago), and forget the important things (like feeding my dog for a couple of days).<br />
          Well,User Image I guess this is farewell. Now... run, my children, and make my dream for world domination come true! (And comment me while you're at it <3)<br />
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          Eh, in case you wanted to know, this is me :T<br />
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          [ A playlist will be made when I stop feeling lazy ] MajesticHippo made me do it, I swear! He's the one to blame!
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