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    “If you really want me to join you,” said Alexander, who paused for a moment to contemplate, then started once more, “I want you to get naked, go out into the street, and bark like a dog.”<br />
    I gave him a bored look, stripped off my clothes, and wearing nothing, walked into the street, took the position of a howling dog, and began to bark. Everyone merely stared at me, wondering what was going on I am sure.<br />
    Alexander approached me from behind, grabbed me by the scruff of my neck, and pulled me to a stand, asking, “What the hell? Have you no shame?”<br />
    “Now that you mention it… no, I do not. Have I not done enough? Just name it and I shall do it!”<br />
    “You know… just never mind. It just isn’t worth this,” said Alexander, who threw to me my equipment, which I did not immediately don, enjoying that rather gentle breeze. Alexander, shouting to Darwin, said, “People! From this day forward, we shall combat alongside this naked man standing here! Now please Kline! I know that it is rather relaxing, and indeed I have done so before, but for our sake, put on at least your leggings!”
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