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My name is Alice, and I have gone through the looking glass and into my inner insanity. Feel free to leave a message, though I have no idea how long I'll be gone. It's just that way, you see - I like it in the looking glass. Everyone's nice there, and nobody cares I have scars and a broken heart. No one cares that one day we'll all be dead, they just wave their middle finger in the air and live life. I want to be like that.<br />
(BTW, my real name is Lucy. Most of my friends call me Zephyr, though. It means air...I think they're making fun of the time I tried to fly...)<br />
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Visit me at my web-site? www.throughtheglass.weebly.com!<br />
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STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.<br />
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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.<br />
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.<br />
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.<br />
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.<br />
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.<br />
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.<br />
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.<br />
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.<br />
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.<br />
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.<br />
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.<br />
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.<br />
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.<br />
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.<br />
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.<br />
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.<br />
I’m into JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.<br />
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.<br />
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.<br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.<br />
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.<br />
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob.<br />
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic<br />
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.<br />
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.<br />
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.<br />
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.<br />
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.<br />
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews.<br />
I'm an OTAKU, so I MUST be a bisexual pervert.<br />
I'm EMO, so I MUST slit my wrists and listen to My Chemical Romance.<br />
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be a heartless bitch.<br />
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy.<br />
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.<br />
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.<br />
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.<br />
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.<br />
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.<br />
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.<br />
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.<br />
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7<br />
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.<br />
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.<br />
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.<br />
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.<br />
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.<br />
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.<br />
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.<br />
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.<br />
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.<br />
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.<br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.<br />
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.<br />
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.<br />
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.<br />
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.<br />
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.<br />
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.<br />
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.<br />
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.<br />
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.<br />
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.<br />
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.<br />
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.<br />
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.<br />
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.<br />
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.<br />
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.<br />
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.<br />
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.<br />
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.<br />
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.<br />
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.<br />
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.<br />
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.<br />
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.<br />
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).<br />
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.<br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.<br />
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.<br />
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.<br />
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.<br />
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.<br />
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.<br />
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.<br />
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!<br />
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.<br />
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.<br />
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.<br />
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.<br />
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.<br />
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.<br />
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.<br />
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.<br />
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.<br />
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.<br />
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.<br />
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.<br />
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.<br />
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.<br />
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.<br />
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.<br />
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.<br />
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.<br />
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.<br />
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.<br />
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I'm AUSTRAILIAN so I MUST hunt crocadiles and talk to kangaroos.<br />
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.<br />
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.<br />
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.<br />
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.<br />
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.<br />
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.<br />
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.<br />
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.<br />
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.<br />
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.<br />
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.<br />
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.<br />
I have bangs that cover my face so I MUST be emo.