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    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity <br />
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    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. <br />
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    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. <br />
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    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <br />
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    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” <br />
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    5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. <br />
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    6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” <br />
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    7. Don't use any punctuation <br />
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    8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. <br />
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    9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. <br />
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    10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” <br />
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    11. Sing along at the Opera. <br />
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    12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. <br />
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    13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. <br />
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    14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. <br />
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    15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” <br />
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    16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" <br />
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    17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” <br />
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    18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" <br />
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    19. greet all your friends with a tackle. <br />
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    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... <br />
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    20. Copy and paste this list to someone's profile to make them smile...It's called therapy. <br />
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    105 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART ( READ IT! =D ) <br />
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    1. Take shopping carts just for the purpose of filling them and stranding them at random locations. <br />
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    2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store and refuse to get off. <br />
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    3. Turn off all of the lights and yell 'JOIN THE DARK SIDE'. <br />
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    4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. <br />
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    5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. <br />
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    6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. <br />
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    7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment <br />
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    8. Go up to some old guy & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!!" <br />
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    9. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "HEY! That's mine!" call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your ... <br />
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    10. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. <br />
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    11. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and then jump out and yell "VIVA LA FRANCE!!". <br />
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    12. Go into the dressing [color=#
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