• D r u n k _ B o n e r's Gallery
  • View Profile
  • Send Private Message
  • Artist Info: Sex is like math <br />
    You subtract the clothes <br />
    Add the bed <br />
    Divide the legs <br />
    And Pray to god.......<br />
    You dont multiply     I AmUser ImageOk, My Name's Silvia and My Best Friend in real life is Judy (D r u n k _ C o o c h i 3)<br />
    I just adore Drawing! Yeah,I'm Obsessed with Anime/Manga.(currently Addicted to: Bleach) Yes,I have read the twilight saga and loved it. I'm one of those Edward Cullen Girls. I was a real pushover before and im getting fucking sick of it.So don't you dare tell me what and what not to do. If you don't boss me around and take advantage of me,I won't do that to you and we'll get along great. Here is a record of my shit.    <br />
    My Name: Silvia Rodriguez<br />
    My Age?: I just turned 9923 years old on January 26.<br />
    My Location: I live under your bed (BTW you really have to frekkin clean down there.)<br />
    Sex/Gender (don't get any idea's pervert.): Female <br />
    Race: Im Latina/American. Im proud of my heritige and I hate racism,so if you are racist,Fuck off!<br />
    I have a gaia boyfriend, Babymen.<br />
    Info on my Friends: Judy is currently my best friend and my used to be best friend Lily is still around.Judy loves the color green while I love blue,she's 27482 years old and is (mostly) always there.I can be nice or be a bitch,it's up to you. Trust me,don't get on my bad side.<br />
    I LOVE DORA X ELMO!<br />
    -Likes?-<br />
    -Sweets (Candy,Cake,ect.)<br />
    -All of my friends (real or gaia) <br />
    -Chocolate Chip Cookies<br />
    -Soccer (i'm not that good >> wink <br />
    -Swimming<br />
    -Falling in love<br />
    -Getting Expensive Gaia items smile <br />
    -Nice People<br />
    -Boys (no,reaallly?)<br />
    -Drawing (P.m. me if you want me to draw your avatar,or favorite anime character)<br />
    -Ichi-Ruki (the cutest couple ever <3)<br />
    (BTW) R.I.P Ulquiorra Cifer<br />
    -Dislikes-<br />
    -Racist People<br />
    -Assholes<br />
    -People who fuck up my drawings<br />
    -Falling off my mo-ped.<br />
    -Being Treated like a baby<br />
    -Plastic Dolls (those things are creepy O_O)<br />
    -Beans (YUCK)<br />
    -When People shit with my friends<br />
    -Being left out<br />
    -Candy Stealers<br />
    -Yammi<br />
    -Yammamoto<br />
    -That Ichigo hasn't kissed Rukia yet<br />
    -Fighting *but if I must...    <br />
    I hate noobs.I don't donate.<br />
    <br />
    If you want to know anything else,just P.m me.<br />
    <br />
    DUDE.<br />
    MY SPERM TOTALLY WORKS. IT DIDN'T SHOOT A HOLE IN BELLA'S VAJAYJAY. IT DID, HOWEVER, IMPREGNATE HER WITH MY DEMONSPAWNGORGEOUS CUTE DARLING LITTLE GIRL. HOW AWESOME AM I?<br />
    <br />
    The other day, I (stupidly) allowed Jacob to watch Renesmee Carlie Rosalice Jemmett Edwardina Jacoba MikeNewton Elizabeth Masen Lauren Jessica Meyer Angela Cullen while Bella and I did the nasty again. When we were done, I came to pick up my demonspawndaughter and HE WAS TOTALLY FEELING HER UP. DUDE. SERIOUSLY. THE SICKNASTY PERV. <br />
    <br />
    He was all, "OMG NO I WAS NOT FEELING HER UP I WAS WIPING BLOOD OFF OF HER SHIRT!" and I was all, "LOL YA RITE. YOU ARE SO LYING, BITCH. GET YER FURRY PAWS OFF MAH BB!" and he said, "I AM NOT FURRY...RIGHT NOW." So I snatched Ness-Ness away from him and took her back home, with her saying, "LOL Father, I can confirm that Jacob intended nothing perverted when he placed his hand on my premature bossom." And I was like, "WTF? YOU'RE, LIKE, FIVE YEARS OLD." She smiled at me and bit my arm, looking for blood. Dumb little bitch.<br />
    <br />
    So anyway, we got home and Carlisle scolded me for not listening to Jacob and Ness-Ness. Haha. Oops. Then Bella came over, snatched my mutant X-men freak child away from me, and left. Seriously. I have no idea where they are.<br />
    <br />
    BELLAAAAAAA. I miss you, baby. sad sad sad <br />
    Please come back.<br />
    I promise that I can't impregnate you with my AWESOMEsperm anymore.<br />
    I love you.<br />
    <br />
    Fare thee well,<br />
    Edward    <br />
    WARNING: What you are About 2 See Is Hell for Me!I Am Currently Questing Ancient Katana...Please Donate?(Any Amount Helpzz D; )<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 4,615,378 Gold<br />
    [Item Information]<br />
    Item List:<br />
    Pandy Pack<br />
    Panda Slippers<br />
    Ancient Katana<br />
    Steel-plated Ninja Band<br />
    Mythrill Halo<br />
    Spirit Halo<br />
    CoCo Kitty Plushie<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Items Achieved So Far: 1 gothic veil<br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 244,935 Gold<br />
    [Item Information]<br />
    <br />
    Item List:<br />
    Oculus Mythica<br />
    Grizzly Hoodie<br />
    Black Strapless Bra<br />
    Midnight Black Sweet Lace Mary-Janes<br />
    Black Pleated Tennis Skirt<br />
    Sexy Present (Valentines Day 2k9)<br />
    Grizzly Hoodie<br />
    Grizzly Hoodie<br />
    Items Achieved So Far:Black Stapless Bra , Midnight Black Sweet Lace Mary-Jane's , Black Pleated Tennis Skirt , Sexy Present,1 Grizzly Hoodie<br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 3,794,402 Gold<br />
    [Item Information]<br />
    <br />
    Item List:<br />
    Wind Security Blanket<br />
    Mythrill Halo<br />
    Angelic Camisole<br />
    Gaia Store PJ Pants<br />
    Oculus Magica<br />
    KiKi Kitty Plushie<br />
    Baby Seal Slippers<br />
    Items Achieved So Far: Oculus Magica<br />
  • Avg. rating: