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If you loved me, you would donate. 
 
QUOTES!!!! 
Working on work in physics: 
 
((Weideman: Okay, so when i hold the ball, and i push it up, what is happening? 
 
Jason: You did work on the ball? 
 
Weideman: YES, I did lots of work on the ball! 
 
Class:gigglegiggle! 
 
Weideman: Anyway..... 
 
Class: more and more giggles 
 
Weideman: How can I make it undirty.... Okay, so force times distance--- 
 
Jesse: Wait, so the longer the distance---- 
 
Weideman: OH SWEET JESUS, STOP! JUST WRITE DOWN THE NOTES ON THE BOARD!!!! 
 
Five minutes of giggling later... 
 
Gwen: How is there negitive work? 
 
Bobby: You pull out! 
 
Class: more giggles! weideman gives up and walks out.)) 
 
~Best Physics class ever! 
 
((Serez-vous mien et m'aimerez-vous à jamais?)) 
 
~From Voldie. 
 
I wish I knew French. : ( 
 
((Jasmine:Wha-?! How long have you been here?! 
 
Me: Since you clicked on that porn site.)) 
 
~The beginning of an awkward conversation between Jasmine and I. 
 
It was lesbian porn. 
 
sweatdrop 
 
((I'm gonna eat you with a fork!!!)) 
 
~From Lucid! <3 
 
Hahahaha! She was talking to the cake, thank goodness! I don't want to be eaten by a fork! 
 
((Wait, wait, wait. How do you pronounce "j" again?)) 
 
~From ME!!! (All Naomies!) 
 
Sometimes at the lunch table, dumb things come out of my mouth. Such as this quote. And the one after it. 
 
((OH MY GOD!!! I MOAN!!!!)) 
 
~My dumb blonde self. AGAIN. 
 
Apparently my name (Naomi) spelled backwards is I moan. When I realized it during lunch, I yelled it out to the entire cafeteria. Embarrassing. 
 
((Why does your chest jiggle when you run?)) 
 
~From a little super cute (AND AWKWARD) boy (Dion???) who I was tutoring. 
 
Now I do the Pledge of Allegiance when I run. 
 
((Sean and Devonte just like to wrestle and give each other massages a lot.)) 
 
~From Rob. 
 
Ahhh, he still thinks gays don't exist. Poor naive mind. 
 
((Ben: Man Naomi, you a total pyromaniac. 
 
Me: -accidentally smoother fire- 
 
Ben:....A bad pyro.)) 
 
~Conversation between me and my brother Ben. 
 
Embarrassing. 
 
((Yeah man, I'd totally hug your mom.)) 
 
~ From Trey'bon. 
 
So awkward..... 
 
((Maybe this pretzel will take away my pee-ness...)) 
 
~I said this; its the only self quote up right now. 
 
If you don't get it, try reading it out old... 
 
((Turn to putty, turn to goo, don't think about me raping you!)) 
 
~From Michael. 
 
FUCKING CREEPER. 
 
((Sean: Hey Reagan, if you can jump that fence without putting your hands on it I'll give you a blow job. 
Reagan: But I'm working on my Rubiks Cube. 
Sean: If you can do the Cube first than the jump I'll give you six blow jobs. 
Reagan: What if I do them both at the same time? 
Sean: I'll swallow everything.)) 
 
~From Sean and Reagan. 
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
And you two say you aren't gay sex buddies. 
 
((I’m going to fepher your kloxin til you can’t see straight!)) 
 
~From Sean. (who smells like vag and know all the parts of the body in the pants.) 
 
All I really know is that I think it has something to do with rimming, blowing and sexing. 
 
((Drunk guy #1: Wait, wait, wait, Ma'am. Do you smoke? 
 
Drunk woman #1: Well, yeah sometimes, but not [hiccup.] ciggs. 
 
Sober guy with both of the others: Dude, she's your fucking wife. 
 
Shouldn't you know whether or not she smokes?)) 
 
~Funniest conversation I've ever heard in a Denny's. 
 
I wonder what that woman was talking about when she said, "not ciggs." 
 
((Nah, man, Philly is like Boston plus motherfuckers plus baseball bats. 
 
Those bitchs.)) 
 
~From a drunk Dom. 
 
DOM IS DONE!!!!! 
 
With drinking. 
 
Sike. 
 
((Mr. Hundley: So, which has a penis, the male or the female? 
 
Alex (Hot and sexy Alex!) : The female. 
 
Mr. Hundley: Only the females you date!)) 
 
~A conversation from health class (Sex Ed.), between Mr. Hundley and hot and sexy Alex. 
 
((What is gud? YO! Hooking me up wit de crackrock, yoh!)) 
 
~From my mom. 
 
Yeah. 
 
My MOM. 
 
She's a gangsta. 
 
... 
 
Not. 
 
((Ew!~ Fatty penis!!!)) 
 
~From Vicki. 
 
I wonder, if fat people have big boobs, do they also have big penises? 
 
Or just fatty ones? 
 
((SHUT YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!)) 
 
~ Yelled by Mr. Hundley during the Pledge of Allegiance. 
 
((There once was a man from Nantuckett. 
 
Would had a dick so long he could suck it. 
 
So he wiped his chin, and said with a grin, 
 
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!)) 
 
~From DJuna. 
 
LOL!!!! 
 
You should have seen Mr. Sydow's face when he saw it! 
 
((Naomi, are you a fairy on the down-low?)) 
 
~From Kay-ta. 
 
She called me a fairy because I had a wand! 
 
Thats racist towards fairys! 
 
((Gah, I need a pocket-sized Naomi!! She'd go in my pocket doing God knows what until I pull her out so she can tell me what some sex thing means.)) 
 
~From Amanda AJ!!!!! 
 
4laugh 
 
I ♥ you! 
 
((I'll buy and drink your lemonade. 
 
wink )) 
 
~ From Brena. 
 
Damn girl. 
 
I didn't know you wanted me that bad. 
 
wink 
 
((DRUNK DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING!!!!!)) 
 
~Crazy old drunk man next to us in IHOP. 
 
((Man, I got such good aim, I can pee through a Fruit Loop!)) 
 
~From Kendall. 
 
Yeah, he can pee througha Friut Loop but I can beat him in P-I-G. 
 
:/ 
 
((I want a penis!)) 
 
~From Vicki. 
 
... 
 
She wants a penis. 
 
Why? 
 
Because she thinks it would improve her aim. 
 
((AND I, JESUS CHRIST, SAY THAT YOUR FOOD IS BLESSED!!!!)) 
 
~From Jesus Chirst, I mean , Tony. 
 
He dressed up as Jesus for "Blast from the Past" day. 
 
He had nuns with him too. 
 
And he blessed my poptarts. 
 
((Well, Naomi, since we are both all hot and wet, why don't we just...)) 
 
NO CAYLIN NO!!! 
 
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU ON A WET BUS!!!!! 
 
((No, If Naomi isn't going trick-or-treating than she'll be passing out porn to little kids.)) 
 
~From Aria. 
 
Are you saying that porn beats candy? 
 
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T!!!! 
 
((A PEEENNISSSSSS is like a LLAAAAZZZZZZZZZERRRRRRRRR.)) 
 
~From my gym teacher, Mr. Hundly. 
 
Yes, he compared a penis to a lazer. 
 
Yes, he also pulled out his lazer and showed us. 
 
No, he did not show us his penis, just his lazer. 
 
And yes, he really did say it how its written. 
 
((Yeah, if you cut off my dick, I would just tape on a dildo.)) 
 
~Fomr Alex. 
 
I was threatening his dick because he threatened my boobs. 
 
((My God. Your boobies are squishy!)) 
 
~Said by Vicki. 
 
Please stop touching my boobs!!! 
 
((OH GOD!!!! WE JUST HAD A HEAD ORGY!!!!!!)) 
 
~From Alex. 
 
I was sharing a seat with him and Breana.(Sorry, can't spell!) 
 
All three of us knocked head. 
 
Thus, the head orgy was formed. 
 
((I'm drinking your momma's peroid.)) 
 
~ From the nasty ass Christain. 
 
One; Why do you sit at my lunch table? 
 
!AND! 
 
Two; Why would you say red Powerade is Mary's Mom's peroid? 
 
!!AND!! 
 
Three; Why would you drink it? 
 
((FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)) 
 
~ From the lovable (And fuckable!) Jimmy. 
 
((Rodman... Rod-face... ROD DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) 
 
~ From Christian. 
 
I hate my last name. 
 
sad 
 
((Yeah, I've had three girls in my bed. And I always end up being in the middle.)) 
 
~From Nicole. 
 
Thirty minutes later, she figured out why I was laughing so much. 
 
redface 
 
I'm never sleeping over at her house. 
 
((R-A-P-E!!! GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!!)) 
 
~From "Iron" Shield. Lol. Penis. 
 
((NOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T SIT THERE!!!!!! THATS ALL CLEAN STUFF!!!!!!! YOUR DIRRRRTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) 
 
~From sister Ruthie! (ru7hi.) And I wasn't that dirty. 
 
((Mario is all business, but Luigi is all party. That makes them like a mullet!)) 
 
~From Cassi!!! <---(Stop sleeping with Ben!) 
 
And, yeah. How do I have such odd conversations again? 
 
((GAH!!!! I'M IN MARSHMALLOW HELL!!!!!!)) 
 
~From Shawn. The only guy I know who likes girls but not boobs. No, he's not gay. He just doesn't like boobs. 
 
Me and Alli were using our boobs to "boob slap/squish" Shawn. 
 
Because we didn't think it was fair guys could cock-slap. 
 
So we tried it and failed. 
 
sad 
 
((I'm not a girl or a boy! I go pee from my finger-tips!)) 
 
How do I get into such odd conversations with random people? 
 
~From Hobo behind Big Lots. I don't know his name. 
 
sweatdrop 
 
((Two "good" words make one "bad" word. 
Example, fruit [ smile ] -plus- cake [ smile ]= fruitcake [ sad ]. 
 
However, two "bad words make one "good" word. 
Example, bad [ sad ] -plus- ass(Being called one. ) [ sad ] = badass[ smile ] )) 
 
~My Pot-Smoking Group. The things we think when we are high. 
 
My Pot-Smoking Group includes (at the time) Brad, Dustin, Ruth, Chase, Pat and Krissy. 
 
((Your momma was some cake-mix and your daddy was a blueberry.)) 
 
LOL! That makes you a fruit cake! 
 
~Kyle said this. It is the greatest comeback/your-momma thingy ever. 
 
EVER. 
 
((NO, I DON"T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE!!!! NOOOO!!!!)) 
 
But why don't you want to see my face, Daddy? Do you still love me? 
 
~My Dad said this to me after I got sun-burned really badly. And, yeah, he still love me. 
 
((Dude, let's jam on our air- guitars banjos.)) 
 
*twang-twang-twang* 
 
Be sure to watch the movie Hoot. 
 
It has the funniest music ever. 
 
Funny music = Bad country. 
 
~From Amanda. And my arm.... 
 
sweatdrop 
 
((OH GOD NAOMI, YES YES YESSS!!!!!!)) 
 
Well than... Its not what, you perves. 
 
--From Lizzie. 
 
... 
 
REALLY, WE WERE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME!!!! 
 
((Lets have hot, kinky leisben sex.)) 
 
Woah, guys, I don't roll that way... 
 
... 
 
...Yeah... 
 
--From GG and Lauran. 
 
Lauran= Mental Patience. 
 
GG= Nothing. :''( 
 
((What does chicken falvored Ramen taste like?)) 
 
--From Amanda. Offically, that coolest cucumber I know. 
 
((What Naomies? If we had sex lots of times and made lots of babies, we could make our own army! Isn't it a great idea?)) 
 
No, its not a good idea. NO MEANS NO!!!! 
 
-This quote is from Josh. 
 
AKA: Does he ever NOT have a boner?! 
 
((My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. 
-Monst)) 
 
Lol, direct quote (^) from Monst! 
 
AKA: Mitch, Pure Sexiness, Teh Gay Pimp and Backpack. 
 
((AmadisYamato:I know there are 324 Naomies in the federal government. I know that ALL of these naomies are after one DIOBOLICAL purpose, 
AmadisYamato:SQUIBB!)) 
 
So true. Quote from Amadis Yamato. 
 
AKA: Dustin, Sharkfin, Baby Sharkfin, and Gazebo. 
 
 
 
((Like a naughty child i appologyse tonight, 
 
For i fear a wrathful oneman's might, 
 
To delete my account, is the punnishment i fear 
 
Tis completely unacceptable in this time of year 
 
This childish humor was not made in malice 
 
And to think so surly would be called a falice- 
 
-see how a bad carol can bring you to tears? 
 
Wishing all merry christmas, and many happy new years! 
 
-Amadis)) 
 
By the same guy above, Dustin. 
 
 
 
((Other than putting people with insomnia to sleep, science movies cure ailments caused by packaged seaweed.)) 
 
Lol. Damn you Mrs. Lewis! But I love your magical videos! 
 
((It's not between Mrs. Lewis and Michael Jackson; Mrs. Lewis is Michael's baby.)) 
 
But who would sleep with Michael Jackson; Except for me. 
 
... 
 
Oh God. 
 
~Oh yeah, both of these quotes are from Amanda. 
 
AKA: Lucid. (And Kid With Rabies. 'Cause she'll bit you, than kick your shins.) 
 
 
((If your a girl, and you know it, drop to your knees. 
 
If your a girl and you know it and you really want to show it, get on your knees, 
unzip his pants, 
And say PLEASE?)) 
 
-This quote is from Tyler. 
 
AKA, Peverted kid that sits at our table. 
 
((Bombs for peace is like sex for virgins.)) 
 
-This quote is from Brad. 
 
AKA, B-rad, Shortie, and Fucker. 
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Music! The songs that mean the most to me!: 
 
~Afroman--->Because I Got High<--- LOLZ! Me and C.C.'s song!!! Can you guess why? 
 
~Placebo--->Special K<---Malcom caught me singing along to this. He won't let me forget it either. 
 
~Tool--->The Pot<---Nick can sing really high pitched. Example, this song when on "X". 
 
~Tool--->Rosetta Stoned<---Pot-Smoking Group's song. (Look at quoties.) 
 
~The Postal Service--->Such Great Heights<---Me and Nora can sing. We should just check the bathrooms for M.M before we do so. >.< 
 
~Bob Dylan--->Seven Curses<--- Me and Buddy are not afraid to sob like little girls when listening to this. 
 
~Alice in Videoland--->Sweet Thing<---Me and Pete listen to too much "techno" like things. And dance "the robot" too much too. 
 
~Bob Sinclair--->Love Generation<---Best drinking song. Ever. 
 
~Alice in Videoland--->Naked<--- Me and Krissy's dancing around oddly song. 
 
~The Postal Service--->Clark Gable<--- Tee-hee-hee! Me and KJ's ultimate DDR song! 
 
~Right Said Fred--->I'm Too Sexy<--- Me and Amanda's Colonial Williamsburg song. And I do my little turn on the cat-walk, yeah the cat-walk. I shake my little tush on the cat-walk! 
 
~The Faint--->Symptom Finger<---I do not believe in TV. And Jesse agrees with me. 
 
~Play Radio Play---> Madi Don't Leave <---Me and Mitch's song. Yeah, I love that song. And maybe the boy too..... 
 
~Le Tigre---> TKO <---Me and Ruth's song. How loud can we sing it? VERY LOUD! 
 
~Dresden Dolls---> Coin-Operated Doll <--- Me and Pat's song. He is MY coin-operated boy-doll. As I am his girl-doll. 
 
~Peaches---> AA XXX <--- Me and Chase's song. We have yet to figure out what it means, but it sounds AWESOME! 
 
~Muse---> Starlight ,--- Me and John's song. Are we really crazy? 
 
~Muse---> Ex-Politics <--- Me and Dustin's song. DOWN WITH THE GOVERMENT! 
 
~Angels and Airwaves---> It Hurts <--- Me and my Ex's (Josh) song. It dosen't hurt, but everytime you give that look...I have a new ex now. But I still like the song. 
 
~The Gay Pimp---> Soccer Practice <--- Me and Johnny's song. Duh. 
 
~Freezepop---> Science Genius Girl <--- Me and Katie's song. Really, we are smart. 
 
~Freezepop---> Freezepop Forever <--- Me and Jeff's song. Emo. 
 
~Chicks on Speed---> Wordy Rappinghood <--- Me and 'Becca's song. Because we like to read the dictionary for fun. 
 
~Muse---> Time is Running Out <--- Me and Lance's song. How much longer do I have to keep living? 
 
~Group X---> Bang Bang Bang <--- Me and Greg's song. Because we both had sex that one night... 
 
~((German)) Sehnsucht---> Du hast <--- Me and Leiba's song. Du...Du hast....Du....DU HAST MICH!!!!! 
 
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Bands/Artists I would die to see.: 
~Muse 
~Angels and Airwaves 
~Tool 
~Alice in Videoland 
~T.a.T.u 
~Placebo 
~Freezepop 
~Peaches 
~Mindless Self Indulgence 
~Bob Dylan 
~Blur 
~Creed 
~Godsmack 
~Dope 
~The Dresden Dolls 
~The Faint 
~H.I.M 
~Le Tigre 
~Marilyn Manson 
~Matisyahu 
~Nirvana 
~The Orgy 
~The Smiths 
~Play Radio! Play! 
~The Postal Service 
~System of a Down 
~Taking Back Sunday 
~Wham 
~The Sex Pistols 
~The Polyphonic Spree 
~Pink Floyd 
~Nine Inch Nails 
~Afroman 
~KMFDM 
 
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And just so you know: 
~I am named: Naomi. Naomies. Ni Ni. Omi. Mi-Mi. Fabio. 
 
~My sex is: girl. And yes please! 
 
~I love people: with LOTS of personality. 
 
~I am: crazy. Insane. Mental. 
 
~I take: Anything and everything 
 
~I hate: life. Boring things. People that are overly religous. Boring people. People with NO personality. 
 
~I want: someone that will love me. And candy. 
 
~My life goal is to: have sex with the lead singer of Muse and have sex with Michael Jackson. Than I can die happy. 
 
~My favorite things to do are: Acid, pot, "X", drink, listen to music and hang out. 
 
~On Gaia, I usually hang out in the:GD. 
 
~I'm not: "Emo" or "Scene" or any sterotype. I am me. 
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Random Shit: 
 
Facebook.com 
 
^ Look up "Naomi Rodman", than add me as a friend. ^ 
 
http://www.guimp.com/pong_flash.html 
 
^ That shit is CRAZY!!!! ^ 
 
Pothumor.com 
 
^ Lol. ^ 
 
 
 
 
Click here for my Flickr! 
 
 
 
^LOL!!! I HAVE NO LEGS!!!^ 
 
My library. 
 
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
 
 
http://www.gofish.com:80/player.gfp?gfid=30-1084154 
 
http://tv-links.co.uk/video/1/103/9901/61982/87135 
 
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I LOVE YOU JIM!!!!!! 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are Root Beer 
 
 
 
Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front. 
Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right. 
 
Your best soda compatibility match: Dr. Pepper 
 
Stay away from: Diet Coke 
 
What Kind of Soda Are You? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsodaareyouquiz/ 
 
You Are 21% Grown Up, 79% Kid 
 
 
 
Emotionally, you are mostly a kid - but you're starting to grow up a little. 
Remember - only you have the power to make your life better. So go do it! 
 
How Emotionally Mature Are You? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/howemotionallymatureareyouquiz/ 
^ Is that sad or what? ^ 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are 79% Impulsive 
 
 
 
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility. 
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions. 
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life! 
 
Are You Impulsive? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouimpulsivequiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are A Girl! 
 
 
 
Are you ever serious? Well, you're seriously playful. 
And guys are attracted to your girlish spirit and all the fun that follows. 
Your girlish, temper, however... well, they could live without that. 
Not to worry though, you never stay upset for long. It's off to the next adventure. 
 
Are You A Girl Or a Woman? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagirlorawomanquiz/ 
 
^ No. I thought I was a boy. ^ 
 
~~~ 
 
Your Drag Queen Name Is: 
 
 
 
Kristy Kreme 
 
Drag Queen Name Generator 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/ 
 
^ ...WFT... ^ 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are a Kogyaru! 
 
 
 
If it's cute, you'll wear it. Fake and bake, hair bleach, and bright makeup line your bathroom cabinet. 
As for clothes - anything that's short and cute ("kawaii!" wink . 
You are the prize object of all sorts of men - but you are really looking for a rich foreign guy. 
He'll find you out hanging out in Shibuya shopping at the 109, text messaging and sending photos over your cellphone. 
 
What's Your Japanese Subculture? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourjapanesesubculturequiz/ 
 
^ gonk ^ 
 
I took it again and got:! 
 
You Are a Schoolgirl! 
 
 
 
You're not quite as wild as a "kogyaru", but with your short plaid skirt 
and silly white socks, you're still a sexual fetish object. 
You can usually be seen hanging out in the girly section of the video game places, 
collecting photobooth stickers of you and your friends. You may not be as innocent as you look. 
Did those vending machine panties once belong to you? 
 
What's Your Japanese Subculture? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourjapanesesubculturequiz/ 
 
^ WHY?!?!?!?!?!!? ^ 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are a Red Crayon 
 
 
 
Your world is colored with bright, vivid, wild colors. 
You have a deep, complex personality - and you are always expressing something about yourself. 
Bold and dominant, you are a natural leader. You have an energy that is intense... and sometimes overwhelming. 
Your reaction to everything tends to be strong. You are the master of love-hate relationships. 
 
Your color wheel opposite is green. Green people are way too mellow to understand what drives your energy. 
 
What Color Crayon Are You? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorcrayonareyouquiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
You are Bettie Page 
 
 
 
Girl next door with a wild streak 
You're a famous beauty - with unique look 
And the people like you are cultish about it 
 
What Famous Pinup Are You? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatfamouspinupareyouquiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
Your Stripper Song Is 
 
 
 
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred 
 
"And I'm too sexy for your party 
Too sexy for your party 
No way I'm disco dancing" 
 
Yes, you're super sexy. But you never yourself too seriously! 
 
What Song Should You Strip To? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine 
 
 
 
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you. 
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party. 
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! 
 
What Drug Is Your Personality Like? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdrugisyourpersonalitylikequiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
Naomi Rodman's Aliases 
 
 
 
Your movie star name: Candy Zalmin 
 
Your fashion designer name is Naomi Paris 
 
Your socialite name is Nini New York 
 
Your fly girl / guy name is N Rod 
 
Your detective name is Kitty Laffeytte 
 
Your barfly name is Candy Screaming Virgin 
 
Your soap opera name is Burnley 
 
Your rock star name is Gummy Bears Car 
 
Your Star Wars name is Naopet Rodkyl 
 
Your punk rock band name is The Happy Lamp 
 
The Amazing Meganame Generator 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/meganamegenerator/ 
 
~~~ 
 
You're a Total Maneater 
 
 
 
Almost every guy that crosses your path ends up a little worse for the wear. 
You see men as your playthings - and your motto is "So many men, so little time." 
And while you're having fun, everyone is a little scared of you. 
Your girlfriends are leery of your maneating ways. And most men find you downright freaky. 
 
Are You a Maneater? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamaneaterquiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
Your Girl Parts Are Named: 
 
 
 
Tinkleflower 
 
Girl Parts Name Generator 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/girlpartsnamegenerator/ 
 
^ You have got to be joking. ^ 
 
~~~ 
 
You Are 96% Non Conformist 
 
 
 
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate! 
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! 
 
Are You a Nonconformist? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouanonconformistquiz/ 
 
~~~ 
 
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) 
 
 
 
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. 
 
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men 
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. 
 
How Rare Is Your Personality? 
 
http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/ 
 
 
 
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Fans? 
 
People apparently love me. 
 
After receiving 29 PM's for fans, I've decided to let people worship me. 
 
LOL. 
 
But, yeah, the fan countings so far are: 
 
Fanboys: 23 
 
Fangirls: 6 
 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4789679/1/Bed_Sheet 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4513745/1/To_Touch_a_Unicorn 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1568636/dracosoftie 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4734341/1/Chocolate_Chip_Cookie_Dough 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/265574/Yuuko_Uchiha 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663108/1/Snow_nights_are_hottt 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3541621/1/House_Booty_is_Bad_Booty 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4608007/1/Runes 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4608328/1/Heat 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2704629/1/Snow 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/574323/Draco_Malfoy-Potter 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4510702/1/Strong_Hands 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2807126/1/Wholly_Addicted_To_You 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/740714/Eris_Mackenzie 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1264874/darkalbino 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4612301/1/The_Ride 
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1288348/Betnii 
http://cipher-wotr.com/viewstory.php?sid=611&textsize=0&chapter=1 
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P.S. I am now at 5.373 gold!!! 
 
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THANKIES FOR ALL DONATIONS!!!! 
 
T'was enough for Goti Clips!!! 
 
And thankies, still, for giving me so much of the crap off my wish list. 
 
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