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    All I KNOW I learned from<br />
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    A Quahog is a clam.<br />
    Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them.<br />
    Death is no good with the ladies.<br />
    Rodolf's nose is red because of a tumor.<br />
    When you're beautiful doors magically open for you.<br />
    Fat chicks need loving too, but they have to pay.<br />
    Don't take coupons from giant chickens.<br />
    A bag of weed is all you need.<br />
    Greased up deaf guys are impossible to catch.<br />
    Don't accept Popsicles from weird old men.<br />
    Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem.<br />
    Pimples, however, are very evil.<br />
    Marilyn Mansons a guy.<br />
    Purgatory isn't great, but it isn't bad either.<br />
    Everything works out if you do whatever you want.<br />
    Don't trust people in checkered suits.<br />
    Don't buy volcano insurance.<br />
    You can't eat a stapler.<br />
    Don't do 'Toad'.<br />
    Petitions actually work.<br />
    And TV's freakin' sweet!    <br />
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