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  • Artist Info: howdy (i'm not a cowboy) my name be richard. but my collections of nick names consists of, ricky, seacow, cow, betsy, and jolly.<br />
    one of the first things you should know.i'm a sarcastic asshole. <br />
    *BE WARNED*<br />
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    i think the worst thing about me is that i'm some sort of <br />
    "HEY LETS KICK THIS KID IN THE BALLS" magnet.<br />
    luckily i have developed my own personal reflex <br />
    i call it mr. Nee.<br />
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    when a kick in the balls is in progress mr. Nee pops out and hits you in the inner thigh, leaving the victim in large amounts of pain<br />
    for many hours.<br />
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    one of the BEST things about me, would have to be my abality to make almost anyone laugh. i'm the least funnyist guy you will ever meet online but in real life, i magicly turn from thejollyninja into some funny fat kid.<br />
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    but i can do almost any kind of comedy (exept improv)<br />
    and my style will just change depening on who i'm talking to.<br />
    dry humor? why yes i can.<br />
    making fun of my self? on day to day basis.<br />
    political? yes. <br />
    am i rambiling? yes. <br />
    is anyone reading this? no<br />
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    oh and if you read the whole thing, congrats. and no i will not give you your minute that you just wasted reading everything back.
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