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  • Artist Info: My self-summary<br />
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    Where to begin??? I'm an anti social shut-in with no future career goals or aspirations. My closest friends consist of bikers, druggies, and wife beaters. I'm really only here to get my dick wet, and I'm most certainly not interested in a committed relationship. (I'd likely get bored and cheat on you anyway) I hate animals with a passion, and am perfectly content with sitting around at home, drinking beer and watching UFC on the tube. On a typical Friday night, I'm likely getting trashed at a bar in hopes of getting into a bloody scrap in the back alley, and to hell if you don't like it.<br />
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    What I’m doing with my life    <br />
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    Like I said before, I really have no plans for the future, and would rather just stay home and let my lady provide for me. I never graduated high school and likewise never went to college. Who needs an education? Currently I've been laid off my construction job, but it's sort of like a vacation so who needs an income?<br />
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    I’m really good at    <br />
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    Well aside from being able to kick anyone's ass, I can down a pint of beer in 2 seconds flat, and burp the alphabet promptly afterwards.<br />
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    The first things people usually notice about me    <br />
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    Clearly - My bulging biceps<br />
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    Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food    <br />
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    Well I can't read and don't go out often enough to watch movies, I'm more for watching sports on tv. As for music, I'm really drawn to screamo. It speaks to me.<br />
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    The six things I could never do without    <br />
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    1- Beer<br />
    2- Sex<br />
    3- My TV<br />
    4- My motorcycle<br />
    5- Bitches<br />
    6- Did I mention beer?    <br />
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    I spend a lot of time thinking about<br />
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    Dat ass<br />
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    On a typical Friday night I am<br />
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    Out at the bar making nice with my good friends Jack and Daniel.<br />
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    The most private thing I’m willing to admit<br />
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    I have control issues, and I expect my future lady to be barefoot in the kitchen cooking for me, because like hell I'm boiling my own water.<br />
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    You should message me if    <br />
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    Let me congratulate you for being adventurous enough to read this far.<br />
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    Now... If you can take a joke, and you were bright enough to see that everything in this profile is a lie, and I'm certainly not the ass hole depicted above, you're welcome to get to know the real me.<br />
    ;P ~ (There really needs to be a sarcasm font...)    <br />
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