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Real info about me-<br />
name: Cullen<br />
age: N/A<br />
school: Alfred State<br />
hometown: Whitesville<br />
Town I Was Born: wellsville <br />
Name of hospital: St. Jones<br />
Height:5ft 10in<br />
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Sense it won't let me put it on my details I will write everything here.<br />
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Fairy Color: Blue<br />
Name:Crystal<br />
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Location: Alfred<br />
Occupation: Digital Media and Animation<br />
Interests: Wresting, roleplaying, guns, swords, pretty much all weapons, darkness arising, doing my demon voices, demons<br />
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One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:<br />
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TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?<br />
TOMMY: Yes.<br />
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?<br />
TOMMY: Yes.<br />
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.<br />
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.<br />
TEACHER: Did you see God?<br />
TOMMY: No.<br />
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.<br />
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A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.<br />
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The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the<br />
boy:<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?<br />
TOMMY: Yes<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?<br />
TOMMY: Yessssss!<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?<br />
TOMMY: Yessssss!<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?<br />
TOMMY: Yes.<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?<br />
TOMMY: No.<br />
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!<br />
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