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  • Artist Info: love? is that some sort of cheese?<br />
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    If you havent contemplated murder, you havent been in love. <br />
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    ... ah, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens ...<br />
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    ... I'm not racist, I've got a black president ...<br />
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    ... that would be great if that was a real cereal ... start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex ... its a miracle in a bowl ... . Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!!<br />
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    ... its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it ...<br />
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    ... I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan's asshole ...<br />
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    Dane Cook is a phenomenon ...<br />
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    ... they used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up ... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus ...<br />
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    I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush ...has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy ...<br />
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    when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, "I guess not" ...<br />
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    I love the movies, I don't even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures ...<br />
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    I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that ...<br />
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    If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!"<br />
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    I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ...<br />
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    i tried to look away but i was drawn to it. and sometimes you do a double-take, i did like a effing 12 take<br />
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    One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.<br />
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    Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back..mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass, I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *smack* IM FROM THE FUTURE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!<br />
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    I always wanted to be a snake. Everytime I saw a snake of TV. I’d always say WHY NOT ME?!?!<br />
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    I saw this on CNN a few days ago. In Florida these cops freaked out. They shot at this guy 11 times 'cause they said he was holding a grenade. HE WAS EATING A PEAR!! How do you f that up?! Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH!" *throws pear* "THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!" <br />
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    Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect." <br />
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    "you're stupid like your fater." *ten minutes later* "MY FATHER"S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!<br />
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    About Me: Don't get in my way :] okay bye bye
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