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    Inspiration comes by chance don't let it pass<br />
    9,035,371エンジェル & 青 永久に <3Asian0ccasion@hotmail.com<br />
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    alex671_sbt@yahoo.com<br />
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    Everyone has a Golden afternoon A silver moon & nothing adds up<br />
    to your morning for another chance to earn happiness.
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    Coffee Crazy. <br />
    Classical Disney. <br />
    Time Travel. <br />
    ShiftShaper. <br />
    Art, Design & Fashion. <br />
    Make-up & Perfume. <br />
    Tattoo. <br />
    Antiques. <br />
    Animal-Lover. <br />
    Surreal. <br />
    Harmony. <br />
    Peace. <br />
    Ladybugs. <br />
    Sensitive. <br />
    Mellowness. <br />
    JulyBaby. <br />
    Cancer. <br />
    Love. <br />
    More Coffee. <br />
    ScentedCandles. <br />
    Sleeping. <br />
    Dreaming. <br />
    Two tea spoons of sugar please. <br />
    Cowboy boots. <br />
    MusicBoxes.<br />
    Grapes.<br />
    Soda.<br />
    Rosario Vampire.<br />
    Dark.<br />
    Cold.<br />
    Solitary.<br />
    Purple Hair.<br />
    Cafe eyes.<br />
    5'1''.<br />
    City lights.<br />
    Stars.<br />
    Red Panda.<br />
    Tech savvy. <br />
    People who put effort into something.<br />
    Music.<br />
    Pop.<br />
    R&B.<br />
    Organization is out of the question.<br />
    Rebel.<br />
    Stubborn.<br />
    Truthful always.<br />
    Dance savvy.<br />
    Determined.<br />
    Family tolerant.<br />
    Stalker.<br />
    City born Country girl at heart.<br />
    & my heart will always belong to Alex. <br />
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    3nodding Well that's me for ya.<br />
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    ''We're all mad here. . .''<br />
    You may have noticed. . .<br />
    that im not all there. . myself<br />
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    ''Don't give me that look I know why you've come here. I persume you've been snooping around to find more about me,non? Well faint chance your going to find anything until now... Sorted a few things I'd like to share and the rest remain seceretive to the world so sit back and read yourself a little tale of hell or should I say my life..''<br />
    ~Warning: What you are about to read is very mood turning..~<br />
    ~And take a break every few 10 lines I don't want you to get your eyes strained/watery/or in pain of how much I typed emo
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    ~'' Born ___ __th 1996 ..to this day ntohing has really changed. . . only family members who understand me are one of my four brothers ,father working day ∧ night hardly ever a moments rest. Losing sight mostly hearing I feel so idiotic when I say ''What?'' when I can't hear clearly only cause im constantly yelled at by my mother as I should put for the moment Friday January 29,2010 wounded she couldnt tell I was limping can hardly keep my self up,when she finally realized it, no offering to heal it just stood there in the hallway scowling, ''Don't call me your mother, I dont give a shit I'm not your mother anymore. . .'' I've heard worse of course makes no sense she kisses up to me next day. Following week minding my own buisness,. . .''Don't talk back to me!'' ''I'm not talking back to you im disagreeing what bull you come up with..'' ''Don't talk to me like that I'm not your sister!'' ~walking out of the room~ ''Well, your not my mother either!'' ~had forgotten something- the second I turn around slapped right across the face~ It's hell I wouldn't care if she died that very day we don't need her nor, this abuse. Nothing anyone does is good enough for her. Well...moving on then...I have a record of scars and bruses varyating from arms,legs,and face. Accident proned you might say gotten each from fights, corners of tables, doors, windows, other household appliances, wild animals,rough-housing with friends and older brothers. Funny how the guys call me scare face..one step I take to them they are off running ,ones who just be nice are going to be hammered noone unless it's ok gets on my good side.. I learn to controll my anger and can be as tranquill as a butterfly in the wind without a care in the world. Hard to understand? Yes. My true friends have been there for me to protect me support be there.. some say you don't need friends to get by trust noone they're using you..not entirely true cause mine be trustworthy of secerets and daring tasks. I don't open up much to people just keeping to myself you have to be really close realating to me (not litterlaly just in comperison if some things). So meeting new people isnt such as fun as it is to most people ,I will just hide for a while untill I get aquainted with you being around ,basicly I don't trust you... Nobody to look for in need of help most of my eldest family has come to pass just close cousins now.. ''So wassaup loner?'' '' Oh the usual, being alone nothing to do cause ''you'' know me so well..'' (terrible sarcasm aint it?). ~Ahem~ not a big fan of holidays if you had a chance to read below... Especially my Birthday please oh please, I beg of everyone of you do not celebrate it bad luck tends to happen everytime someone says it ,please no parties no cake no presents. Do me this one favor if not another every year it's all the same punishment, guiltly pleasure from others onto me... ~waking up on my 7th birthday, right as I get up she stands there with a belt and pelts me with it...~ I don't blame anyone that time cause I didn't realize it happened periodicly, I was just a child.<br />
    Missing the days riding on the ATV's with John(for some strange reason I still call him Noni) & Johnathan thoes were the days. Happy go lucky people riding through the dirt roads through Green Valley . I worried about their safety for they have crashed and beaten up the quad's and themselfvs..''John put on your helmet or your gonna get hurt.'' ''Don't worry bout it small fry it's just a few laps around the yard who's going to get hurt? Now go inside.'' ''Okay fine,'' ~few min's later sneaking outside, right when I caught sight of him he had hit the brakes on the carpet and flipped over onto the ground~ Johnathan runs to help him and I run inside to get dad~ ''Pa! Pa! Noni got hurt outside when I told him to wear a helmet!'' He was badly injured when we got to him. ''I told you to wear a helmet!'' ''Okay I will next time.'' ~runs up to and hugs~ ''You better ,cause I thought you were dead.'' Thoes who know im not that nice..so this may be a suprise for thoes who read this haha.. My brothers may hate the guts out of anyone who I like ,they might act like asswholes but I still love 'em.<br />
    First realized when I was 'round 6 years old that both my parent's were not actually married *See's her putting sever rings in her jewlery box* ''Moma, why do you have so many rings on your hands, did you marry that many boys?'' ''No sweety, Im married to your father.'' ''Then where's your wedding dress, wedding pictures, can I wear your dress when I get married?'' ~Searches through closet and finds an old photo~ ''Is this you?'' '' No, that's your grandma in her dress.'' I observed the picture and vaugely remember what it looked like. It was faded she wore a sun hat with 3 roses bordering it, and a gown sure to impress whomever saw and the most beautiful bouqet of flowers. ''. .You arent really married to Dad are you?'' Looking up with unpleased eyes. ''No, we could never afford it,and he never made up for it.'' ''But, we have the money now, I can be the flower girl!'' After that no answer, and never had that conversation again.<br />
    I hear my Best friend is coming back to california , hopefully she will stay I miss her shes like a sister to me, like a sister I never had. We had the best time together aways nor rain, snow, sun, death, or excuse could keep us from having fun! She'e done so much for me bu the most two thing's I'd like to thank her for is being My friend,and showing me gaia cause if she didn't I would never have found the love of my life! Haha, my family loves ya 'cause your like family! Haha all thoes times like the time when we where 9 at Knotts Berry Farm chasing people around with whoopie cousions.Gotta thank my friends for bringing me this far Linda , Dana,Shay,Sarah,Emily,Daisy,April,and Larry. Linda is like a sister to me always having the best damn time together she's so awsome she taught me more than what I learned in school, like things about all the bad words how not to get caught doing anything wrong, and most of the kinky things known at the time haha.Dana was there when I was in sever pain when in a hit-and-run situation ,helping my side and she and her mother tended to my wound(s). Shay has given me some great advide on certian things and never likes me with a sad face, always finds a way to make me smile even if it means showing me a picture of my bf hehe.. Sarah is the one who tries to keep me well behaved I try, but can't seem to get rid of my bad mouth,helps me sometimes with studies when I truely need it nicest person I know. Daisy she be the one who can be seriouse at the most funniest times or we can both act the same in a mature way when everyone is goofing off we will be the ones saying ''Remind me when im older never to let them drive..'' Now Emily,..hmm not really much to say cause she's new here to H.E.L.U.S. . Well people have been making rumors about her how she's goth, emo, going to shank us. So im just like ''Hey if you hate drama then quit talking shit about everyone or it's going to come back and bite you in the ass!'' Knocked a girl straight in the face who wouldn't keep her mouth shut. Emily is like my evil/good opposite not really sure be she sure likes threatening to kill people like me haha. ''I bet your the one who likes punching the daylights out of people, huh? '' ''Uh-huh.'' ''Then go ahead and punch me in the arm then'' ~tightens up fist, ready to make the first hit~ '' Are you sure abou this?'' '' Yeah , go ahead I bet it won't hurt.'' '' Are you absoloutely positive?!'' ''Just do it!'' ~Punches with all the strength and anger builded up~ ''Oh my god damn! You put all you got in that watch me go to school with a huge bruise on my arm,haha!'' '' Ahh, im so sorry im sorry! I didn't know I was that strong. . '' . - . Now here comes the most high person off of chocolate and caffine besides myself April or as I like to say ''Up rill'' not sure why just a habbit. Now lastly the weirdo known as Larry * cough* the fairy *cough* he be gay though he deny's it and yet me and Shay got make-up on his face, he wears skinny jeans (Yuck!! guys in skinny jeans are just plain gay...) He can eat an entire paper bag God knows why..the one with all inside -jokes about everyting.<br />
    Reminders or just helpful hints , 1.) To make a moment more awkward (depending on your intentions) say ''WHAT?!?!'' as if someone said something you couldnt really hear that sounded sexuall otherwise ..don't do it... 2.) Whenever two or more people are fighting just scream option 1='' WILLY WONKA!!'' option 2 = [Larry's favorite thing to say] ''SCROTUM!!'' option 3 = ''KINKY WHAT?!'' option 4= ''YOUR MOTHER!!'' [doesnt really help but sill funny] option 5= [Just start singing a random song at the top of your lungs and they will all shut up and stare ..] Hmm oh hum a little note-to-self(s) never walk in flats in the rain , dont carry a fricken umbrella.. find better ways to say bad words for example ''What the french toast.'' '' Pink you!'' ''Fudgeey BUTTER!!'' or what ever weird things you come up with.. [Quit talking shit about yourself just to get attention its only cute when kids do it!] If you say your fat YOUR NOT if you are over 180lbs in my book over that is fat.. if you constantly look at your belly in the mirror extending your gut as far as you can thats not fat you just ate! And if you can fit a pencillllll in your sides and it wont fall then your fat same goes with your chest and butt . So if it stays then yes you are now considered fat if not your good!! ~Thumbs up~ If your going to talk crap about ANYONE get you facts straight or you will be very humiliated to your possy of snotty bitches. And trust me, seen it so many times funny every damn time cause I take the fun out of gloating smile ! Funny stuff to do on a daily basis [depends what time of year it is...] Wearing tutu's in the mall and bark at walking people. When in the car honk the horn at people who stare back at you. Swirving in place not letting anyone pass you. Or put your face to a window and make funny faces. Scream at the top of your lungs in a library[Damn they get pissed....] Walk up to random people with a scared look on your face saying either...''I see .. dead people..'' ''I see .. tall people..'' ''' I watch you sleep at night..'' Moto's Akuna mattata [or however you say it] Ohana , It's not noone gets left behind to.. they turned around run! If i were you I would so do that. [It's really kinky if you say it to EVERYTHING..] Everyone loves a yes,guy!!...[Say no to drugs DUMBASS haha!] Another few kinky sayings I made up one for Thumb war .. 1234 you're a whore 5678 I use this hand to masterbate 9 10 fuck me then 11 12 the condom is on the shelf 13 14 together and quarantined 15 16 end of the line pre-teen! ;P.<br />
    So just give me a topic to talk about and I'll have a story to nearly anything haha.Like the time me and linda where at the park with 12 other kids. She sat at the top & I sat at the end to see if anyone was blocking people from going down so if that where to happenw e both had the pleausre to beat the crap out of the kid who did it! ''Haha if this where a job I'd be professional!'' ''Haha , I know right?'' Or the time we had whoopie cousions at Knott's and running around chasing people with them and squeezing them behind the picture booths, goot times my friend. ;] Or at the old house where you me and Nikki where playing European wars and talked in weird accents Nikki with the German, Me with the Scottish [and a pretty good damn impersination B) ] and Linda with the irish. And the song we made up instead off 99 bottles of soda ont he wall 99 bottles of pot on the wall take one down sniff it all aorund now we're gonna get high yet again! And of course continued it got boring after sniffing pot 30 damn times! [Not litterally]<br />
    Im sorry if im boring you with this but if you read this far thanks cause I'd like a special someone to keep on readin..;] [you know who you are] Almost time to close up this story im sure it's late but theres a few more things I'll say before you can go and probably never read this again..<br />
    Didn't think about growing up so much and now its too much even if I am just a young teenager I'd rather die than survive in the real world cause EVERYONE knows I can't make it out there..too many choices I would rather live with out a care in the world than worry bout bill's and government... I didn't think about falling in love they say you find true love when your not looking for it...so I wasnt and then no too long until I met him he's made my life a paridise,better...Oh!- and I would also like to say this right here and now[ohmigosh I love this part!!] I ALWAYS pray that we will always bee together happy , healthy and in love forever I care about you more than my own well being ,wish to see you at least once..breaks my heart that we arent together but I will always be with you at the best and worst at times cause if god gives you a million reason to cry you can always look at me for at least one more reason to live and smile :] Live you life hun even if im not there I promise I'll be with you if im done and gone cause I'll be your guardian angel watching over you and always be in your heart...hope your always in mine too..I love you Alex with all my heart!<3 There's nothing bettter I could have asked for in life.<br />
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    Thanks for reading! :]<br />
    Thoes who..<br />
    Cried at the end.[4]<br />
    Said how sweet,aww ect.[7]<br />
    Laughed when describing friends.[4 1/2]<br />
    They told me to put half cause it was almost funny..<br />
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    List of languages and how to Say ''I love you'' in [i didnt count them..]<br />
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    Ek =[is] lief vir jou <br />
    Albanian= Te dua<br />
    Te dashuroj<br />
    Ti je zemra ime <br />
    Arabic= Ana behibak (to male)<br />
    Ana behibek (to female) <br />
    Armenian= Yes kez guh seerem (Western dialect)<br />
    Yes kez si'rumem (Eastern dialect) <br />
    Bangladeschi= Ami tomake valobashi <br />
    Basque= Nere maitea <br />
    Belarusian= Ya tabe kahayu <br />
    Bengali= Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi <br />
    Bolivian= Quechua Qanta munani <br />
    Bosnian= Volim te <br />
    Brazilian= (Portuguese) Eu te amo (pronounced "eiu chee amu" wink <br />
    Bulgarian= Obicham te<br />
    As te obeicham<br />
    As te obicham <br />
    Burmese= Chit pa te <br />
    Cambodian= Kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah <br />
    Chinese =Ngo oi ney (Cantonese)<br />
    Wo oi ney =(Cantonese)<br />
    Wo ai ni =(Mandarin)<br />
    Wo ie ni =(Mandarin)<br />
    Wuo ai nee =(Mandarin)<br />
    Wo ay ni =(Mandarin) <br />
    Creole =Mi aime jou <br />
    Croation (familiar)= Volim te (used in common speech) <br />
    Czech= Miluji te <br />
    Danish =Jeg elsker dig <br />
    Dutch= Ik hou van je<br />
    Ik hou van jou <br />
    Equador= Quechua Canda munani <br />
    English= I love you<br />
    I adore you <br />
    Estonian= Mina armastan sind<br />
    Ma armastan sind <br />
    Ethiopian= ewedishalew (to female)<br />
    ewedihalew (to male) <br />
    Farsi<br />
    (Afghanistan/Pakistan)= Tora dost daram<br />
    Doset daram <br />
    Filipino= Mahal ka ta<br />
    Iniibig kita<br />
    Mahal kita <br />
    Finnish= Mina rakastan sinua<br />
    Rakaastan sinua<br />
    ("Ma" wink tykka"a"n susta (I like you) <br />
    French= Je t'aime (I love you)<br />
    Je t'adore (I adore you) <br />
    Gaelic= Ta gra agam ort <br />
    German= Ich liebe dich (classic & conservative)<br />
    Ich hab dich lieb <br />
    Swiss (German)= Ch'ha di ga"rn <br />
    Greek S'ayapo (spoken s'agapo) <br />
    =Greenlandic Asavakit <br />
    Hawaiian =Aloha wau ia oi<br />
    Aloha wau ia oi nui loa (I love you very much) <br />
    Hebrew= Ani ohevet et otcha (to male) <br />
    Ani ohev otach (to female) <br />
    Hindi =Mai tumase pyar karata hun (to female)<br />
    Mai tumase pyar karati hun (to male) <br />
    Hungarian= Szeretlek <br />
    Icelandic =Eg elska thig (pronounce "yeg l-ska thig" wink <br />
    Indonesian= Saya cinta padamu<br />
    Saya cinta kamu<br />
    Saya kasih saudari <br />
    Inuit =Negligevapse <br />
    Irish =Taim i'ngra leat <br />
    Italian= Ti amo (relationship - lover or spouse)<br />
    Ti voglio bene (between friends) <br />
    Japanese =Kimi o ai shiteru<br />
    Aishiteru<br />
    Chuu shiteyo<br />
    Ore wa omae ga suki da<br />
    Watashi wa anata ga suki desu <br />
    Korean= Dangsinul saranghee yo<br />
    Saranghee<br />
    Joahaeyo<br />
    Norul sarang hae <br />
    Kurdish= Ez te hezdikhem <br />
    Lao= Khoi hak jao <br />
    Latin= Te amo <br />
    Latvian= Es tevi milu (pronounced "es tevy meelu" wink <br />
    Lebanese= Bahibak <br />
    Luganda (Ugandian) =Tave myliu<br />
    Nkwagala =Nyo <br />
    Macedonian= Te ljubam (I really love you) <br />
    Malay= Saya cintakan kamu<br />
    Saya cinta pada mu (best and most commonly used) <br />
    Moroccan= Kanbhik <br />
    Norwegian =Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal)<br />
    Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk) <br />
    Pakistani= Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai<br />
    Muje se mu habbat hai <br />
    Polish= Kocham cie<br />
    Kocham ciebie<br />
    Ja cie kocham <br />
    Portuguese= Eu amo te <br />
    Punjabi =Main tainu pyar karna<br />
    Nai taunu pyar karda <br />
    Romanian= Te iubesc<br />
    Te ador <br />
    Russian= Ya tyebya lyublyu <br />
    Samoan= Ou te alofa outou <br />
    Serbian= Volim te <br />
    Sign Language= ,,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing "I Love You" wink <br />
    Slovene= Ljubim te <br />
    Slovak= Lubim ta <br />
    Somali= Waan ku gealahay <br />
    Spanish= Te amo<br />
    Te quiero (I want you)<br />
    Te adoro (I adore you)<br />
    Te deseo (I desire you)<br />
    Me antojis (I crave you) <br />
    Srilankan= Mama oyata arderyi <br />
    Swahili =Nakupenda<br />
    Naku penda (followed by the person's name) <br />
    Swedish= Jag alskar dig <br />
    Syrian/Lebanese= Bhebbek (to female)<br />
    Bhebbak (to male) <br />
    Tagalog (Philippine dialect)= Mahal kita <br />
    Tahitian =Ua here au ia oe<br />
    Ua here vau ia oe <br />
    Thai= Chan raak ther (to male)<br />
    Phom rak khun (to female) <br />
    Tunisian= Ha eh bak <br />
    Turkish =Seni seviyorum <br />
    Ukranian= Ya tebe kokhayu<br />
    Ja tebe kokhaju (real true love)<br />
    Ja pokokhav tebe <br />
    Urdu (Pakistan/India) =Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon<br />
    Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai<br />
    Kam prem kartahai <br />
    Vietnamese =Anh yeu em (to female)<br />
    Em ye^u anh (to male) <br />
    Vulcan =Wani ra yana ro aisha <br />
    Yiddish =Ikh hob dikh lib<br />
    Ich libe dich<br />
    Ich han dich lib <br />
    Yugoslavian= Ja te volim <br />
    Zulu =Mena tanda wena<br />
    Ngiyakuthanda
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    ~Just open your eyes~<br />
    ~and see that life is beautiful~<br />
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    ~And the moral of that is...<br />
    Oh!- tis love <br />
    that makes the world go round.
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    Your the perfect drug...<br />
    And im addicted to -you-<br />
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    Owl love you forever<br />
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    Olive you<br />
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    M.T.B.T.F<br />
    Meant to be together forever<br />
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    I.M.T.F.<br />
    In my thoughts Forever<br />
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    <3<br />
    ~Favorites,Interests~<br />
    ~Music<br />
    ~Surreal Art<br />
    ~Retro<br />
    ~Performing Arts<br />
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    ~Obsessions?~<br />
    ~Alex <3<br />
    ~Alice in Wonderland<br />
    ~Patterns<br />
    ~Drawing<br />
    ~Texting<br />
    ~Music<br />
    ~Eating<br />
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    ~Music<3~<br />
    ~Owl City<br />
    ~Shiny Toy Guns<br />
    ~Rie Fu<br />
    ~Ke$ha<br />
    ~Kylie Minogue<br />
    ~30 Seconds to Mars<br />
    ~Lady GaGa<br />
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    ~ I am ~<br />
    ~Schizophrenic/Schizophrenia<br />
    ~Shy<br />
    ~Easily pissed off<br />
    (when provoked)<br />
    ~Double jointed<br />
    ~Bipolar<br />
    ~Anti-social<br />
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    ~Pet Peeves~<br />
    ~My Birthday<br />
    ~Being called short/little/small fry/ect.<br />
    ~Racist jokes<br />
    ~Pointless arguements<br />
    ~Valentines Day<br />
    ~People who are uptight<br />
    ~Rich fancy show off's <br />
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    ~Hobbies~<br />
    ~Drawing<br />
    ~Daydreaming<br />
    ~Hanging with friends(rarely)<br />
    ~Getting on other peoples nerves <br />
    ~Making a fool of myself in public<br />
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    ~Take me above your light<br />
    carry me through the night<br />
    hold me secure in flight<br />
    sing me to sleep tonight. <br />
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    Amor vence todo. <br />
    (love conqures all.)<br />
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    Go eat some sweets<br />
    make a tasteful retreat<br />
    get out while you still can or you'll end up<br />
    as criminally insane as me.
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    I'm a hug whore <br />
    My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard ;3 <br />
    I can't speel and I donut care xP <br />
    I have no soul <br />
    I love ducks... ._. <br />
    You're a butthead <br />
    MSI makes me very happy in the pants ;D <br />
    I'm crazy enough to kill <br />
    Sane enough to know it <br />
    I don't need to be drunk/high to have a good time Never leave me to entertain myself <br />
    Otherwise I'll end up with chocolate milk in my ear I can dress myself =D <br />
    I'm straight in the gayest way possible <br />
    I like rainbows <br />
    I hate the color pink <br />
    Yet my favorite pokemon is pink (Oh the irony) <br />
    I hate the lonelies -.- <br />
    I pwn when it comes to making ramen 8] <br />
    I can't dance but I do it anyways <br />
    I have conversations with myself as if I was another person <br />
    I'll randomly blurt words out with an opera voice<br />
    I can be really stright forward <br />
    I hate politics <br />
    Because they use big words <br />
    As a woman I confuse men <br />
    As well as myself D: <br />
    I've never had hate for anyone :] <br />
    Except for Hilary Duff D:< <br />
    I feel that it's ok to be gay <br />
    I've made up my own religion <br />
    I'm the only member so far <br />
    I'm very open-minded <br />
    I don't believe in living my life in fear or negativity <br />
    I have a short attention span <br />
    I'm also easily amused <br />
    I enjoy a two person mosh pit from time to time <br />
    I'm not racist <br />
    I hate everyone equally =D <br />
    I like to hide gummy bears in my belly button <br />
    I don't get disturbed easily <br />
    I'm broken... so you can't tickle me anymore <br />
    I get in fights with popcicles <br />
    And lose ;_; <br />
    My first words were "Coca Cola" <br />
    Because as a child I'd watch too much tv <br />
    Before I die I'd like to have a mohawk and maybe dreads <br />
    I'm actually quite surprised if you've even read this far :0 <br />
    I'll stop now ._. <br />
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    'Ello there! I'm Mallymkun, The Dormouse! <br />
    You can normally find meh around the March 'Ares house, injoyin' a good spot a tea with my chums! Tha Mad 'Atter and meself have known eachothah for years, even if 'E is mad. Bein' aroun' characters like 'em is a 'oot, just dont be late for tea!<br />
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    Dirty Love x3 <br />
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    It’s been a while since we’ve gone somewhere across the world, been nearly a month since we’ve been engaged. Being a young adult of 19 isn’t easy I’d give anything to be a kid again life is easier that way. Never been the luckiest smartest or perfect person for everyone but to my fiancé I’m everything he ever wanted. Years ago he asked my ‘’What’s your idea of a perfect guy from your imagination?’’ I replied saying this ‘‘Any creation of my mind couldn’t be better than you. Being perfect is impossible I love you the way you are and don’t go changing that.’’ ‘’Then I shall make the impossible possible, cause babe all I ever want is to see you happy and to see you smile.’’ ‘’I always smile when you’re around and I’m always happy to be with you.’’ Everything is changing around me new ideas, lifestyles, and electronic things. I vaguely remember if it was a dream or real but if it was a dream, then how do I still have memories from it? <br />
    Flying over the skies, with many big puffy clouds in the air, on a jet plane on our way to an island off the coast of Africa, as I looked out my little oval-shaped window I got dizzy from how high up off the ground we were. So I sunk back into my seat and shut the blinds hand over my head trying to get my heart to stop beating. ‘’Babe, are you okay?’’ As he put his arm around my shoulder I felt safer and slowed my heart-beak to an easy level ‘’Yes, I’m fine now.’’ ‘’You sure?’’ ‘’I’m sure.’’ We arrived later that day around 9pm according to the time change in that area. I had no idea where we where all I knew was I needed a good nights sleep. Crewmembers were setting up tents for the rest and us, I looked around pondering a sphinx caught my attention. I studied from a distance (an odd figure) I thought there was a jungle nearby with chirping finches yet the sound started to get father and father as if they were flying away. And little house-like rocks surrounded it covered in dust and vines. I didn’t notice that I was moving away from it but, Alex was just pulling me towards the camp-site as I leaned on his shoulder with drowsy sunken eyes.<br />
    So I got to my knees & crawled onto my sleeping bag not caring if I wasn’t properly dressed to bed (in my pajamas of course). I felt a little scared cause he wasn’t going to sleep so after about 10 minuets I peeked out of the tent and saw him sitting under the moon-lit-night. He moved around occasionally & glanced back to me. ‘’What are you still doing up, you need your sleep.’’ ‘’Yes, but don’t you need to get some rest too?’’ ‘’I’m staying up keeping watch, in about an hour someone else will take my shift, besides I’m only staying up to protect you from what’s out here, God only knows what stirs around these parts.’’ ‘’Okay, but promise me you won’t take the shift all night.’’ ‘’I promise.’’ He walked over to kiss me & I kissed him back ‘’Now get some sleep you need it more than I do.’’ ‘’Okay good-night then.’’ ‘’Have sweet dreams babe.’’ ‘’Thank you, I wish the same for you too.’’ So of course I went back to sleep but I prayed that night that he would be safe from harm and thank God for him being with me.<br />
    (7:45 am)<br />
    I awoke pretty early not knowing what to do since our expedition hasn’t begun until noon, I was glad that he was getting his sleep as he slept soundly right beside me. I didn’t wake him so I got dressed and combed my thick brunette hair (well I got that out of the way). I turned to look at him (awe, he’s still asleep I’ll just go get some break-feast and bring a plate back to him) I turned to the trailer labeled ‘’MESS-HALL’’ but that wasn’t the only thing that had changed I stared back at the sphinx & It got bigger not only that the huts were built taller, and the forest has gotten thicker. A short man stood before me. ‘’Interested by what you see Miss?’’ I didn’t answer. ‘’This place is a mystery to us all, we’ve been studying it for days now every night so it seems everything expands grows or gets built more complex than the last.’’ ‘’Well, how long has this been going on for Mr. . . Mr-‘’ ‘’Call me Professor Ralph or just Ralph is fine by any means! And it’s been going for quite a while now, noone knows who or what in this case created it we’ve sent other explorers rookies but never to be seen again. Which is why we brought you here to investigate along with, per say your fiancé.’’ ‘’Yes he is my fiancé & if this is such a dangerous task why come to us for help?’’ ‘’Cause both of you got smarts! Education! Common sense! We’ve got some other expertise’s that specializes in other areas. They’ve already got a head start & I’m sure they’re still out there cause we have radio waves finding their exact location.’’ So we walked off to his study in search of more info we can use to get rid of whatever was in the vicinity. I completely forgot! I need to go wake Alex up! Running as fast as I could back to the campsite. And low and behold already to go . . .I felt like an idiot at that point. ‘’ How long was I gone for?!’’ ‘’Haha, not that long now let’s go or we’re going to be late.’’ Ran inside got my gear & out to see this ATV parked out front. ‘’Your carriage awaits my Angel.’’ With a wink he climbed onto it reaching his hand out to me. I got my helmet, took his hand & swung myself aboard. Wow I can’t remember having this much fun on a quad it’s been a while but jubilant to be in the moment, the wind moving through our hair zooming across the dunes and over the hills. And out of the ordinary I heard some sort of childish laughter not from me or him but from behind me, quickly turning nothing was there (must have been the wind. . hopefully). <br />
    (11:56am)<br />
    We ran to the doors that led into the base. ‘’ Are we late?’’ ‘’Not at all your just in time!’’ exclaimed Ralph. That cry of excitement made me shudder cause I didn’t expect it. Then another voice pierced though my ears. ‘’Kat!!! Katina!!!’’ (Could it be long time friends?) Before I knew it I was squeezed by my friends back from California, Linda, Dana, April, Gracie, Shay & Larry. I managed to draw a breathe on the count of the part they were squeezing the air out of me. ‘’You guys haven’t changed a bit have ya?’’ ‘’Nope nope nope!’’ ‘’We came to help you, cause we thought it would be fun!’’ I’m a bit confused why they brought Larry but they could see that on the look on my face so they quickly exclaimed. ‘’We wanted all the girls to come!’’ ‘’Of course you did Shay, ahah . ‘’ Even though I was so excited to tell them I was engaged before I had a chance Shay screams ‘’ Oh my gosh YAYAYA, I’m going to be an auntie!’’ ‘’Shay your not even related to me!’’ as I burst out laughing. ‘’I don’t give a Fudgeyyy!’’ ‘’Okay fine you’re an auntie Shay!’’ ‘’YEAH!’’ It grew quiet as we settled down for the rendezvous and something was giggling when Ralph was explaining the routes mandatory to go in when we explore the strange monument. ‘’ . . .Tee-he ‘’ (There’s that laughing again . . .couldn’t be the girls could it? No not possible. .) Our group was assigned to go near the rear of the sphinx all of my friends were riding Elephants of those who were proud to be leaders of their own herds from across the globe & showed no fear. I kind of guessed the other female elephants that stood behind them were proud mothers of their young. As for Alex, and me we prefer going on foot. And Gracie decided to stay behind and monitor the station in case we got lost. So we headed into the jungle that lead to the sphinx, nothing strange yet I stood in front of the entrance to a small path leading the way. ‘’Don’t be scared I’m right behind you babe.’’ I took a deep breath feeling a little self-confident, he drew his arm around my waist guiding me through the path even though we didn’t know it but we were in a hell of a mess . . . It got darker as we descended deeper and deeper making our way through the vines and tree branches that hung low to the ground. The others weren’t too far from here maybe a kilometer away; I hope they’re close. . I really do.<br />
    (5:37pm)<br />
    ‘’There. . Do you see it?’’ ‘’See what?’’ ‘’The entrance’’ I couldn’t believe it, how amazing the sight of it was the work the effort put into making it. I checked my map to see some of the interior work and see where we were supposed to go, then looking up there floating, a gray balloon floating without something holding it down. We stood there motionless and watched it bounce towards us. I hung on to his arm tighter scared to death. It passed several rose bushes but nor thorn or spinney grass popped it. It came to us at last about 2feet away motionless we stared at it. After about a minuet it started shrieking from inside the rubber barrier. (Please please don’t be giving away our position go back to where you came from.) ‘’Stupid balloon leave us the hell alone. . ‘’ As he says in a harsh whisper. So close to screaming till my head blows. Its’ plastic glittery string started wrapping around my ankles then moving around my thighs. At that point Alex grabbed his machete and started at it, frightening it, but the string just got tighter & reached my waist. ‘’Hun, cut it out! Your making it mad!’’ Covering my mouth so it doesn’t think it was me, then more of them came gray shrieking balloons. (What have I done?) Before there was even time to signal for help they shot at me grabbing my arms and tried pulling me away. ‘’Alex help me!!’’ He held me tighter. ‘I promised you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to you and that promise will not be broken not even now or ever!’’ ‘’Please don’t let them take me away!’’ But it was too late my mouth covered with twenty binding threads of yarn. Struggling free I didn’t succeed, only to fall to the ground & get pulled deeper and deeper through the thick trees and plants. The last thing I remember then was yelling. ‘’I won’t let them take you! I promise you will be safe when we’re out of this!’’ As he was running towards me but couldn’t keep up. I started tearing up hoping he would come back hoping I’ll survive . . <br />
    (Midnight) <br />
    (Err my head, where . . .where am I?) ‘’Oh my God Katina! Thank fricken gosh your awake!’’ ‘’Err. . .what? Who is that?’’ ‘’It’s Dana you stupid a** now open your eyes you look like s**t!’’ ‘’Gee, thanks. . Ugh, where is everyone else?’’ ‘’Anywhere but here at least I’m not alone swinging around here!’’ ‘’Swinging?’’ I painfully open my eyes and look to the floor; we were both hanging so far up from shackles. ‘’Oh how lovely!’’ (Sarcasm has never felt this good) So I look up and there’s a small opening with a grate covering it. ‘’Holy chizz you go an idea don’t you? Hurry up or we’ll die! -‘’ I flung my shoe at her head to shut up. ‘Dude shut the ******** up! They could hear us or in this case you!’’ ‘’Otay don’t kill me!! Oh, and since when do you wear a dress? Ahah.’’ ‘’What dress?’’ ‘’Look it’s all red with pretty lace.’’ ‘’Weird. . That wasn’t there before?’’ I look over & see her playing with her phone. ‘’Your looking at your screen saver aren’t you?’’ ‘’Maybe. . . .’’ ‘’Wait if you can reach your cell-phone then- wait there’s no service is there?’’ ‘’Nopers!’’ ‘’Damnit, then toss me a bobby pin now that I can grab things with my foot.’’ ‘’Okie dokey.’’ Got the bobby pin unlatching one of the cuffs so I don’t fall but so I can climb to Dana. ‘’Okay when I unlock it grab my hand so you don’t fall.’’ ‘’Tay!’’ ‘’ Ok, ready? Now!’’ (Gosh I wish I were stronger) Handed her a rope to climb to the grate so we can get out. We got it open so it seems nobody was guarding it thank god. The room was gigantic deep purple and chandeliers hung from the ceiling and class a furniture. So we made a fort of some unopened crates and stayed there till dawn.<br />
    ‘’So how come you got caught and not the rest?’’ ‘’Eheh. . .umm racing.’’ ‘’With the elephants?’’ ‘’I wanted to be first inside I was then alarms went off and I blacked out.’’ ‘’Ah I see.’’ ‘’What about you girlly?’’ My stomach tightened with a sharp pain. ‘’Alex & I got separated trying to get over here . . .’’ ‘‘Awwe, me sorry.’’ ‘’So am I.. Just hope the others haven’t got caught, I lost contact with Gracie when we were ambushed. ’’ ‘‘Same here.’’<br />
    (Back at base)<br />
    ‘’Gracie!!’’ She fell out of he chair napping on the job. ‘’AHHH!’’Breathing deeply. ‘’Don’t do that!!’’ ‘’Katina is lost out there have you gotten any contact from her? Anything at all?!’’ ‘’No, I’m sorry nothing yet from either team.’’ Runs to control room looking for any sign of anyone out there. ‘’Hello?! Anyone out there?! Please answer!’’ ‘’Yeah? This is April speaking.’’ ‘’Have you seen Katina anywhere?’’ ‘’No? she’s missing too? So is Dana! They better be alright!’’ ‘’Urgh, thanks for the info anyway call back if you find them.’’ ‘’Sure thing!’’ ‘’Over and out!’’ Sadly walking downstairs. ‘’Well anything from the others?’’ ‘’No Dana is missing too.’’ ‘’It’s an epidemic!’’ ‘’It couldn’t be, but the question is how come they only got the girls?’’ ‘’Cause they’re weaker?’’ ‘’No, you know as well as me both of them have strategy and strength in their own way. They got me out of the way same with Dana’s husband Jake.’’ Echo down the hall. ‘’You called? Is there any sign of her?!’’ ‘’No, neither of them, sorry dude. . ‘’ Door slams open. ‘’Oh pardon me, I just came to announce the expedition shall continue till tomorrow so get some rest!’’ said the co- commander with his mustache brushing against his upper lip. ‘’I’m not going anywhere until I know she’s safe back here.’’ ‘’Yeah, so don’t even try to stop us or face the consequences.’’ Takes a step towards them. ‘’Ahem, I don’t think you heard me quite clearly gents, specifically asked you to leave to your tents!’’ Jake grabbed him by the shirt collar and pegged him against the wall. ‘’And I don’t think you heard US quite clearly!’’ His voice grew cold and furious. ‘’We are NOT going to REST until we find them!’’ So he let go of the mustached man &let him fall to the floor. ‘’Oh you men are in trouble now I’m going to tell the commander to kick you off this resort and send you back to whence you came!’’ So he scurried down to the elevator like a happy child going to tell on an older sibling or in this case a tattletale. ‘’********, someone get a hold of him!’’ Gracie wailed. ‘’Leave this to me.’’ Alex & Jake stormed downstairs to get him from leaving. It grew quiet she thought then there was a loud crash, like file cabinets fell. A few seconds later they brought him up bound & knocked out. Jake threw him in the broom closet& Alex locked the door behind him. ‘’Wow remind me never to come in-between you guys, ahah.’’ In a shaky voice. ‘’Haha don’t worry we won’t hurt you Gracie, even if we were forced to.’’ Nodding solemnly. ‘’Ok, now both of you get your butts back there and go find them I’ll keep watch here!’’ ‘’On it!’’ <br />
    (Back in the jungle with Aprils’ group) <br />
    ‘’Dana! Dana! Dana! Dana!’’ ‘’Holy ******** Larry nobody an hear you!’’ ‘’I like women!’’ ‘’Shut the ******** Larry!’’ ‘’Seriously! Uhh does anyone know where we are?’’ ‘’No we were following you.’’ ‘’Damnit I hate this compass no use whatsoever!’’ ‘’It’s getting dark, I don’t like the dark!’’ ‘’Shay you have a flashlight . . .’’ ‘’OH yea! Thank you April I love you!’’ ‘’Love you too!’’ Coughing awkwardly from the back. ‘’Lesbians’’ Both of them turn around. ‘’Your just jealous cause your GAY!’’ ‘’Your jealous cause I’m white!’’ ‘‘Linda . . . we are all white! Whiter than sour cream!’’ ‘’Yeah but I’m still whiter than you!’’ ‘’Ok never mind then on with the march!’’ But Linda left herself lounging on the back of one of the elephants. ‘’And where are we supposed to go? We’re all lost you a** less chap!’’ ‘’Shut the hell up I’ve got a map!’’ ‘’And you can’t read the Goddamn thing! You can’t even see past your nose!’’ ‘’Then you read it!’’ April folded the piece of paper to an airplane and threw it back to her. ‘’Okay, now we are . . .in.- You smartass this is a map to find the stupid Trix off a cereal box!’’ ‘’Hey at least we know where we are! Cause it seems we’re not in trix land!’’ ‘’No s**t Sherlock cause we are in a JUNGLE not a colorful candyland!’’ A large thud came from the floor breaking up the argument. ‘’Shay what are you doing on the ground?’’ ‘’I saw a Dragonfly! Saying with her lips out and body shaking in fear. ‘’Well, wherever it is it’s gone now, so get up.’’ Along silence went around until they found a clearing to find where they were.’’Finnaly we’re out of this mess!’’ ‘’I think we’ve found where they took Dana & Katina now. . ‘’ April quickly rummaged through her bag looking for her walkie-talkie. ‘’Hello Gracie?!’’ She replied in an awkward hillbilly accent.’’Yeah can I help yaw?’’ ‘’I think we’ve found where those things have taken Dana & Kat!’’ ‘’Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle, where did you find them Hun?’’ ‘’ . . Um ok- Well inside the sphinx you know the one we were looking for?’’ The background grew silent all but as if she spit out water through her teeth in such surprise, (like the time I was drinking Coca-Cola and Shay comes running up to me and yells. ‘’I’m pregnant!’’ . . .)‘’April are you serious?!’’ ‘’Yeah, why?’’ ‘’That’s where everyone else, from the past months have been taken to and never seen again!’’ They lost connection with each other, for some strange reason the vicinity of the monument cut off all signal of the outside not even satellite dishes could reach. So the brave four made their way to it and split up in half and in search to find a way in.<br />
    (Back inside the Sphinx)<br />
    Ok so here’s the bottom line we were both stuck in a mansion type thing and it seems we were shrinking or the rooms where just getting bigger. Still couldn’t figure out why I was wearing a dress and that she had stitches on her skin. We walked for hour’s room after room after room, up stairs and down them. ‘’Ok this is where we started it’s playing tricks on us. ‘Dana scowled with folded arms trying not to throw a b***h fit. So we came to a halt in a great hall with stain glass windows that stretched out to the ceiling shaped like coffins. ‘’Oh God, if they can open I will scream my head off . . .’’ ‘’Just stay close there’s another door over there . . .across the walkway. . ‘’ So we looked both ways if anything would pop out at us, like looking both ways before crossing the street. We turned back and forth fear of falling through the floors, & as we went through some of the windows looked like pictures with some sort of legacy didn’t make sense. One had a picture of a royal figure hands out to auras or spirits of the deceased. The next was a giant claw tearing through bodies. . I felt my heart stop cause they were all girls. ‘’ Look at that last one!’’ I looked over fearful of what it had written on it. ‘’Um here I’ll read it instead. . ‘’ She looked hesitant seeing how she tried to swallow a big lump in her throat. ‘’Those who pass one or the other humanize gender shall be perished beyond belief but will be in a better place in the heavens . . .’’ ‘’Well that went well let’s get the ******** out of here!’’ I headed towards the other side but she grabbed my arm with one quick movement, that wasn’t her was it? I looked and it was her only not just the stitches her skin had turned cotton like a rag dolls’. ‘’Look we came this far we can’t leave! We might die but at least we will stop what’s going on behind those doors!’’ ‘’But your not even human anymore! I might be dead or just hallucinating for all we know!’’ ‘’I’m still human I’m breathing aren’t I? My heart still beats, and my mind still functions perfectly and so does yours, now let’s go make history weather we are remembered or forgotten!’’ We paced to what was our fate our last stand but the fun for the creators has just begun starting with us. We passed through the corridors only to find a small room & even though it was SO obvious that this was a dream a glass table with a bouquet of white roses and a small bottle with a note that said ‘‘drink me.’’ And nothing else was in there, which was also strange.‘’ CREEK!’’ The doors shut behind us, we didn’t bother turning back now only thing that came to mind was how to get out. ‘’There’s a door in the corner that’s the size of my hand maybe if we drank it we could go through? You know like Alice in Wonderland.’’ ‘’Yeah but what if it’s a trick what if it’s poisonous.’’ ‘’Who cares if you are convinced your dreaming then nothing can hurt you, and if this is real just take a chance! We have no other choice.’’ So I took the potion and took the smallest sip possible it was already life threatening from the taste of it! It’s like someone put rotten eggs and stale milk together. I held my throat keeping from throwing up all other the floor, then looked up I was 4 inches high from the ground. ‘’Come on I don’t know long it lasts so drink it and let’s go!’’ ‘’Ok bottoms up!’’ She drank that like there was no tomorrow even though it seemed like this was our last day on earth. As we ran to the door in hopes of a way out and the potion wouldn’t revert us to normal size my hair grew thicker like a Barbie doll’s it was a shiny with an array of highlights & Dana’s bright blue eyes grew with more shades of the sky, with the most beautiful blue dress that made me jealous, but there was no time for that we had to get out before it was too late.. We crawled through the key whole to the other safe without harm, and then the door disappeared. ‘’Wow look at this place! Are we outside?’’ ‘’I think we’re at the top level of this thing. ‘’Small quiver I looked over the railing. I hate heights and now that I was smaller than I normally was just made me feel special. (Not really) <br />
    (Found but not rescued) <br />
    ‘’Guys look! There they are!’’ ‘’April you’re hallucinating we’ve been at this for at least a day now they’re probably dead.’’ April grabbed hold of Linda’s head and faced it towards us one hundred stories in the air. ‘’Holy Funky waggles!’’ ‘’ I told you your stupid blonde!’’ ‘’Wow your blonde too!’’ ‘’I have brunette highlights!’’ ‘’EHBLEHH.’’ Back up in the air with no way down. ‘’Dana look it’s April & Linda! Guys up here, help us get down!’’ Cheery voice ‘’Ahah! I knew their arguing anywhere!’’ I pointed to a nearby spot where Larry & Shay where they were close but couldn’t quite see us. We tool hold of each other’s shoulders and danced around in a circle in delight that we were both found. ‘’ Tee he . . .HEHEHEH’’ our smiled faded away when we heard the maniacal laugh coming from the shadows coming from behind a cellar door. It slowly crept open and there was a pair of bloodshot eyes but that’s all we could see with the sun in our eyes. Couldn’t tell if those where whiskers coming out into the light or skinny claws like what we saw back in the hall. A few more eyes slowly appeared behind it, with their own laugh. ‘’Hey are you guys okay up there?!’’ We were to shocked to even reply. They turned out to be rodents or rabbits they were hideous with sickly green fur with torn bitten floppy ears. ‘’And what might you two lovely creatures be doing way up here, Hmm? You should join us downstairs and get you suited for our celebration.’’ In a very calming voice.’’W-what celebration?. .’’ I tried not to studder.’’Why the one for your return!’’ ‘’But we’ve never been here. . ‘’ ‘’Of course you have you silly goose! You humans have silly memories no help to remember, now come your late for a very important date!’’ Why is that so familiar? Little rabbits from behind circled us leading us towards the shadows standing unaware of what to do they shoved us through down a slide we went down who knows where. But before we did I herd our names being called. Before I heard it again it went silence except for the laughter coming from the little rabbits falling down with us. It was dark and musky but at least nothing bad has happened . . . yet.<br />
    (Our knights in shinning armor to the rescue) <br />
    ‘’Damnit they are gone.’’ ‘’ Hey at least we know they’re still alive? Right? . ‘’ ‘’Yeah but for who knows how long . . .’’ April comes with Linda riding right along side her. ‘’You guys see what happened to them?’’ ‘’Yeah but we don’t know how to get up there.’’ ‘’Strange place. . ‘’ ‘’Hey how bout we catapult them up there?’’ ‘’How the hell are we supposed to do that?’’ They faced each other with smiles.’’Oh we’ll show you how.’’ They managed to get the elephants to take hold of them and waited for the signal to fling them up there. ‘’Note to self; never as either of them for advice.’’ ‘’Agreed.’’ ‘’Ok boys. Both of you get up there and find them we will be right behind you we have to go one at a time to get up there since there’s not really any sign of Shay or Larry so good luck you too!’’ ‘’Thanks.’’ Simultaneously saying. ‘’Ok let’s get the show on the road!’’ ‘’Ok shut up shut up! Who says that anymore APRIL!?’’ ‘’Don’t judge me cause of your insecurities!’’ ‘’JUDGE!!!’’ ‘’Gahh whatever,’’ she held two fingers together pointing towards where we were last standing. ‘‘On my mark!’’ ’’Okay niqqa!’’(April; remind me to be paired with someone else when this is over!) ‘’LAUNCH!’’ Jake was the first to go, how we know he got there safely? He was waving his hands around yelling’’ I’M OKAY!’’ then falling over . . . Linda walks over to Alex. ‘’If you come back and Kat isn’t with you I’ll rape you and trust me I will use sandpaper!’’ Awkward moment then looked straight ahead like he never heard it. ‘’Of course she’s coming back I’m not leaving unless she’s with me.’’ ‘’You better hope so assmuncher. I’m keeping my eye on you punk. Ok April launch!’’ ‘’Roger that!’’ That animal let all it’s energy out just to get both of them up there considering how high it was. It took both of them to pull the door open, took a few breaths and jumped down hoping to find us.<br />
    (Trickery or Tea?)<br />
    It’s been a couple of minuets to get down to where we were designated to go, we landed on a giant pillow like it was nothing. It turns out we were both in a high chair with a tea cup the size of a pool in front of us. The bigger more adult like rabbit stared back into the whole with a mean look on its face as if he knew we were followed by ‘’boys’’. ‘’Is there anything wrong Sir?’’ He turned around fast with a bright happy smile.’’ Not in the least my dear! Please drink up you wouldn’t want to upset the Queen’’ (How delightful there’s a QUEEN!) We nodded and took a big dose of it. ‘’This is delicious!’’ ‘’How delightful!’’ ‘’I’m glad you liked it.’’ We were so hungry we haven’t eaten anything since we’ve been brought here we both reached for a chocolate pastry and then- ‘‘Get your filthy hands of my pastries!!’’ Our hands weren’t filthy? We looked at each other’s hands confused. And sat back down like we haven’t even tried to get anything. Tapping from high heels came forth an odd sound to make while walking non? But I knew as well as Dana that we’ve meet the ‘’Queen’’ before. We gave a chuckle but low enough so she wouldn’t hear us. It was nobody more than our arch rival from grade school the same over dosed b***h, with black tangled hair and crooked teeth that gave off a cheesy yellow smile. I couldn’t help but smile her hair practically the same her crooked crown off dangling to the side with the support of her dead ends. Her dress was stained with sugary powder found on doughnuts and torn sleeves. Dana chuckled in a low whisper.’ She’s the queen? Queen of what fat Asses?’’ ‘’Hush she might hear you.’’ As the trumped to the table that seemed to stretch out forever, she snapped at the rabbit that has done no wrong but to bring us here. ‘’They are supposed to be in the guillotine not having tea!’’ ‘’You can’t expect to kill them do you?’’ She gave a wave of her hand across his whiskered face leaving a bright red hand shaped glow on his cheek. ‘’I never gave you permission to speak!’’ I bit my lip. (I hope she doesn’t kill us.) I tapped Dana on the shoulder. ‘’Look over there.’’ We faced a shoot from where we fell, it was the guys! They’ve come to rescue us! They fell and stayed hidden looking from there to there trying to get view of us. ‘’If the Queen (I couldn’t help but laugh after that.) asks where I went, I went to the restroom ok?’’ ‘’Ok if they have one!’’ ‘’Just play it cool I’ll be back.’’ I scooted myself of the chair and ran as fast as my little short stubby legs could take me, with my arms out wanting to hug him. He saw glimpse of me and reached his hand out I was still small but I still ran to it, we were so close then a giant éclair stopped me from continuing on. He quietly whispered if I was all right, I quickly gave a yes and climbed over it. But something caught me off guard, I was pulled by the big bow that completed the back of my dress & was tossed into a small bird-like cage. Dana shrugged with a sad expression. ‘’Sorry I couldn’t distract her.’’ ‘’It’s fine, but how do we get out of this?’’ The Queen with her mouth full of candy managed to make out words trying to speak proper English. ‘’Your not going anywhere!’’ So inside we rammed the inside of the cage tying to break free but it was too strong for two doll-like bodies to get through. ‘’Ugh if we stay here any longer we will turn into marionettes.’’ The rabbit half drenched in blood from its face just had a chance to say ‘’I’m sorry I led you here I just wanted to help you get out of here . . .’’ She carried us away to a nearby staircase to the guillotine. We stood helpless at the back of the cage with tears rolling down our faces our hands reached out trying to wiggle through. We saw their faces, same as ours Jake told hold oh Alex’s shirt trying not to let him give away their position. ‘’Are you trying to get us caught?!’’ ‘’You as well as I do we can’t let them die here now come on she’s gone we have to go after them!’’ They hurried to the staircase to be stopped by the wounded sound of that rabbit. ‘’Be careful you don’t know who your dealing with . . . where you’re going is heavily guarded avoid sight of anything. I wish you two the best of luck’’ With it’s long ears it reached for the knife that was neatly assembled on the table and cut it’s back foot. ‘’Lucky rabbits foot?’’ ‘’Yes, I don’t need it anymore now go while I pass quietly here.’’ <br />
    So they did they took his right foot and tied a rope around it and kept it in their back pocket and stormed down the stairs. Only the little childish rabbits stayed behind trying to ease his pain in hopes of him being able to walk again. ‘’May their journey lead them home no longer to face the horrors this place holds.’’<br />
    (Fate is chosen)<br />
    It was dark in here all we could see is an inch in front of our noses and the pitter-patter of her outrageously high heels. (Such a whore) There came a light at the end of the way there was a big rusty claw like what we saw in the stain glass windows, there were benches with metal cuffs so nothing could escape. Is this how it’s going to end for both of us? So I sat in the corner while we swung back and forth with the rattling of the silver lock against the steel bars. She set us down on a wooden table about to collapse, there was a storm brewing and no sign of anyone not even April & Linda’s pointless arguments or Shays vicious screams. She just had to break my tranquility moment the Queen everyone feared reached for me and tossed me onto the bench and strapped me down I couldn’t move anything besides my head, I faced to one side & Dana was right beside me who would go first? Her or me? I didn’t care who died first honestly but all we wanted was to say I love you to our loves and good-bye to the world. ‘’I’m sorry I got you into this mess Dana.’’ ‘’I’m sorry I made you come this far only to see that we would die.’’ I turned back to the sky shut my eyes whispering to myself ‘’Alex I love you I never thought it would end this way but I’m glad you where with me all those times I couldn’t ask for anything better I promise I will never stop lovin’ you even when I’m dead you will always be in my heart.’’ The Queen came back with an evil grin on her face. ‘’Shall we get on with this my pretties? But when I’m done with you I will be the fairest one of them all!’’ ‘’Oh I’d rather die than listen to you ramble on of what you will never be, you fat betch!’’ barked Dana. She ignored her outburst, and operated the claw from the other side of the deck. ‘’Now to take your eternal beauty by taking your heart!’’ ‘’But, I’m ugly why do you want me!’’ (Sorry, Dana sounds like something you would say ahah) ‘’Beauty isn’t eternal and sure as hell doesn’t come from the heart!’’ ‘’Silence! Time to end your lives, you are nothing but a children’s play toy the only life you have is what I want!’’ She pushed her men out of the way and flicked the switch on. That thing came to life as if it had been sleeping all this time. It turned to us and before it was going to strike I had one thing left to say ’’Good-bye Dana other friends that have been with me since I was a kid . . .’’ It rotated a few times and then shutting my eyes I never wanted to see death coming. ‘’And the biggest one good-bye Alex . . .’’ ‘’Never say goodbye babe.’’ I took a look to see if I imagined that voice but no, I couldn’t believe it both of the guys swooped down Jake knocking down the crane destined to eliminate us & Alex landed right beside me. He broke the metal binds and carried me in his hand since we haven’t returned to normal size yet. We both watched Jake beat the ******** out of the ‘’Fat betch’’ so Dana had described, we couldn’t help but laugh cause she was jumping like she had coffee & making monkey sounds of excitement. We went to the highest point of the mansion & found a helicopter to take us out of that asylum.’ So who’s the pilot?’’ ‘’Your looking at him, Ahah.’’ ‘’Oh right, hehe.’’ So I gave his cheek a little pinch & we hoped aboard the helicopter. As we flew over the place we got separated and lost I stuck my hand out thewindow and flipped that place off. I looked in the back seat to see Dana & Jake happy to be together lip and lip I should say ahah. Nice French work Dana thumbs up to you!<br />
    (I’ve spent enough time in hell now time to be in heavenly arms, hehe) <br />
    So we are safe and sound back at base waiting for the other recruits to come. We all celebrated the downfall of the ‘’Fat betch’’ over a game of pool and a few shots of beer sure we were old enough but I only drank it when doing something good ahah. Shay & Larry never left the base at all cause they’re too scared so they’re fine now and this ending has got a bit of a twist to it. After about an hour the people who so DEARLY get along show up. ‘’ He’s my pet!’’ ‘’ No I helped him recover!’’ ‘’So I found him first!’’ ‘’I ******** him first!’’ There came the rabbit he was okay he has a peg leg now but still in great shape except the fact they were pulling his ears on who keeps him. ‘’NICE TO SEE YOU TOO GUYS, damn . . .Ok guys quit playing tug-a-war or noone will keep him, do you really want an owner like them?’’ ‘’If it means being loved then yes Miss!’’ ‘’Haha, just to let you know that will soon be Mrs. after we leave this place. And if you want someone who will love you go with Linda since she already ******** you haha.’’ After that was settled we went to the beach and took a group picture of the most Epic expedition ever! Now isn’t that the best ending ever? Not quite finished yet. It ends with the ‘’Fat betch’’(STEPHANIE __ HANEMAN) dead! (Thank god!) We now own a peg-legged rabbit the girls named him Putters (I don’t know why) but shay loves him more than her boyfriend back home haha, and your still wondering how me and Dana got back to normal? Well we turned normal when we took off from that place slowly growing back and no more fake hair and body parts for us! __________________ _______________________<br />
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