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Hai there I'm the God of Cake. You should like, worship me and stuff. No? Kay then no cake for you. <br />
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I will answer to God, Cake, or if you really want to be specific; Elliot.<br />
My real name you will never know. ninja <br />
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I have a slight lisp and awful hearing from listening to my music too loud. Other than that I'm completely abnormal. As for interests, really obsessed with paranormal crap and random stuff. I follow the faith of Wicca and I am an otaku of video games and anime.<br />
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I can't draw to save myself but if you'd like your avatar ruined on paper send me a PM and I'll try my best. Me and my best friend in real life run our own art shop - you should totally check it out sometime. <br />
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My talents consist of imitating a mental health hot line~ like this: <br />
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" Hello, welcome to the mental health hot line. <br />
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press <br />
1 repeatedly. <br />
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If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to <br />
press 2. <br />
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If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, <br />
4, 5 and 6. <br />
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If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you <br />
are and what you want. Just stay on the line while <br />
we trace the call. <br />
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little <br />
voice will tell you which number to press. <br />
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If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. "<br />
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Basically I have no talents. 4laugh <br />
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Andddd now I'm out of ideas. If there's anything you want to know ask<br />
Warning: I bite >;D - Avg. rating:
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